1000 Ways to kill Navi and/or Tingle!

Way no.1- Death by Kokiri Sword

T'was a normal day in Kokiri Forest, Link sleeping off his two slices of bomb-roasted pie, Mido being a jerk, Saria playing her ocarina, and even skull kid was having a good time. Until…

*Glass shatters* Link woke up to hearing his window shatter, and instinctively went to protect his dining table from pie-eating monsters- but this monster was far worse than that… for it… was… Navi!

"Hey!" Link stood in front of his dining table, and slowly said "Um… Hi?" For a moment, Navi seemed sane, (apocalypse?) until… "Listen!" Link made the mistake of thinking that Navi might've actually become sane, and asked, "…yeah?"

After a few moments without an answer, Navi said again, "Listen!" Now annoyed, and uncertain of Navi's sanity, Link said "Okay, What?" but, instead of receiving an answer, Navi went insane and started to spout out, "Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey!" until at last Link couldn't take it anymore, and sliced Navi in two. "I can't take another second of Navi nagging into my ear." And with that, Link ate another slice of his pie and went to sleep.

Revived by Pie Scent.