1000 Ways to kill Navi and/or Tingle!


Credit for this one goes to Lord-Dark-Link, and I'm sorry that I didn't do it the exact way that you asked. Although… Brilliant suggestion! I hope that you have another one!


Way no. 2- Death by Navi Pie.

Link slashed the target dummy upside, downside, sideways, and wayside as he went into an attack frenzy. "Gotta make sure I don't get rusty." He muttered to himself as he took a break, opening up his picnic basket made out of spare twigs.

"Mmm… Pie…" He muttered, and moved in to take a bite… but stopped just before he bit into it. Slowly, he looked around, to make sure that nobody else was there to steal his pie, and sighed in relief.

Once more, he moved in to take a bite of heaven… but his slice of heaven was splattered all over the grass as a certain little blue fairy rushed to where link was, and instead flew straight into his pie.

Slowly, Link looked down in disbelief, his snack ruined. But this wasn't the first time…

Flashback

Link sat on a branch high up in a tree, feeling satisfied with the day's work. Link took out his slice of pie from his many pockets to hammerspace, and was about to take a bite, but he was startled by a small blue ball of light that flew right past his face.

Freaked out, he began flailing, and increased his flailing when he felt himself losing balance. Eventually, he fell down from the branch and fell to the ground. Hard. Feeling a sense of numbness overtake his limbs, he wondered what happened to his pie.

A wet and sticky feeling on his chest quickly answered that. Looking up, Link saw the cause of his distress, and it was fluttering right above him. "Hey!" Link groaned, and passed out.

End of flashback

In a fit of rage, Link captured Navi in a bottle, and went to his house. Link then stuffed Navi into a baked pie, in which he then proceeded to place- a bomb. Link lit the one minute fuse, then went to look for Tingle, who kept stealing money from him in the hopes that he could buy a map to a land where fairies roam free.

After fifteen seconds, Link found him, and went up to him. Link proceeded quickly, running out of time. "Hey, Tingle, if you eat this pie, then fairies will come up to you because of the fairy-bringing spell that this pie has!" 20.

"This pie will let me get a fairy? Okay!" 17. Link shoved the pie into Tingle's hands, then ran home as fast as his legs could carry him. After about fifteen seconds, a loud explosion echoed through Kokiri forest, and then silence.

Link sat back and sighed happily, the two biggest nuisances in Hyrule and Termina now gone, and took a bite of well-earned pie. Slowly, he drifted asleep…


Revived by Main story plot thing.