1000 Ways to kill Navi and/or Tingle!
Credit for this one goes to HatchetChu. Probably not exactly what ya had in mind, but hopefully it turned out well.
Way no. 3- Death by "Fairy".
Link had his hands behind his head, lying down on the bed, thinking over a problem… the man obsessed with fairies. It'd been ok when Tingle tried to eat Navi to turn into a fairy, but when he tried to eat Saria's fairy, Link got irritated. A lot.
"Urrgh! Why can't I think of anything!" Link thought over the situation, then snapped his fingers, getting inspiration. "If he thinks that eating fairies… Yeah!" Link ran back to his treehouse and began shifting through all his old gear until he found a bottle and two bags.
Link took out a bomb and began looking for some kind of paint until he found a small mixture of cement, which he then proceeded to dye pink-ish. Then he carefully painted over the bomb to look like a fairy… a very chubby one, might I add.
Before sticking it in the bottle, Link twisted and tied the fuse to make it look like wings, then he stuck it in the bottle, being careful with the wings. Then, for the finishing touch, he sprinkled some fairy dust over it- AKA, Fairy excrement.
Satisfied, he said, "All set, now to find Mr. Fairy-Fairy-Oh-Where-Is-The-Fairy-So-I-Can-Eat-It." And with that, Link went to find Tingle, nearly jumping off the rungs of the ladder with anticipation.
Link found him trying to catch fairies… with his mouth. Feeling slightly nauseated, he lit the fuse in such a way that only the centre was lit. Link then stepped out of the shadows and began walking towards Tingle, saying, "Heya, Tingle!"
Tingle stopped trying to munch on the fairies and turned towards Link, who was holding a "fairy" in a bottle. "Is-Is that a… fairy? Gimme!" Link had a minute left, so he said, "Only for the price of-" before he could finish his sentence, however, he had his bottle snatched from his hands and a loaded wallet shoved into them.
"Keeep thee chaaaannge…" echoed back to Link. Suddenly, he remembered that it was a bomb, and ran for cover. *Booooooooooom…* Link sighed in relief, then looked again at the wallet, and said, "I was only gonna ask him for twenty rupees… I wonder how many rupees are in here?" curious, he looked inside… and roared in fury.
"That cheapskate! This wallet is filled with rocks! I'll kill him!" Link paused, thinking over how stupid that sounded. "Ok, I'll kill him again when I'm dead. Yeah."
Revived by Thinking that it actually was a fairy. What?
