1000 Ways to kill Navi and/or Tingle!
Credit for this one goes to PNG Pyro. Never quite the same as the original, I guess.
Way no. 4- Death by fish. No, not Pufferfish.
Link held up his catch to the Bedaro, the fishing guy, who merely frowned at him. Bedaro sighed and said, "Link, you've caught much bigger fish than this before. What happened?"
Link threw the fish back into the fishing pond and responded, "Well… someone," Link shot a disapproving look at Navi, who was nagging the fish to death, and continued, "Lost my last bit of bait." Bedaro followed Link's stare to Navi, who was now nagging a couple of dead fish.
"Um… Alright Link, you'd better go get more bait." The child turned towards him, nodding, and ran towards the door. "Oh, and Link…" Link paused and turned his head towards him, listening. "Please take your fairy with you; she's killing all my fish."
He looked towards the pond, to see about half the populace dead. At least their ears- or in this case, gills, perhaps- weren't bleeding like that poor soldier at the town market. Reluctantly, he called to Navi, who went over to him, as they left to go get bait.
Navi began saying "Hey! Listen! Look! Hey!" as she started getting hit by dirt from Link digging for worms. She only quieted down when Link threw a rock over his shoulder and accidentally hit Navi, knocking her out.
'Ah… blessed silence.' He thought as the assault on his ears ceased, and dug even faster now that he could actually use both hands. (He was holding his ears, or at least trying to, with one hand.)
After a few minutes, Link found the motherload, and began scooping as many of them as he could into his bait bucket. He managed to get the bucket half-full before the rest of the worms escaped, which was a lot, considering worms.
Link picked up the bucket, and was about to go inside, but was knocked over by Navi, who was extremely angry at him for hitting her with a rock. Link felt his grip on the bucket fail on him, as the bucket flew towards Lake Hylia- and fell into the deepest portion of it.
Link just stared at the place where the bucket fell into the lake, his hour of digging wasted. Suddenly, he grabbed Navi and went inside the fishing pond place. "Heya Link! Did you get your bait?" Badaro asked as he saw Link walk in with a giddy cat-that-ate-the-mouse look on his face.
He turned and said, "Yep! I got a unique one-of-a-kind bait… Hope it works!" and with that, he took his usual fishing rod off the wall, attached Navi to it, and cast it into the spot where most of the giants were.
The fish recognized the murderer of half of their friends, and avoided her… for a few seconds. Then, seeing that the ball of light was helpless, the largest fish in the pond latched onto Navi, not caring that he was being pulled towards the shore, and swallowed her whole.
When Link unlatched the hook from the fish's mouth, he was delighted to see that Navi was gone. Beaming, he held up his catch to Bedaro, who shone with happiness. "Another fine catch! In fact, this is probably the biggest fish there's ever been in the pond! Amazing!"
Link held out his hand and received twenty rupees and a whole pie. Happy, he left the fishing pond, while thinking, 'Another job well done! And I got to get rid of Navi too! That's enough of a bonus for me!'
Revived by living through the extremely weak stomach acid and GI tract of the fish. Ew.
Gimme an idea, any idea and I'll try to make it into a new chapter! Navi dying- once a day keeps boredom away!
