Previously:

Bella: I'm just gonna get this over with. I mean how bad can it be?

Alice: *Pops head in* Heh heh. Very bad.

Bella: K, where is the key to the handcuffs?

Mike: *Hides something behind back* No idea. I guess Eddy will just have to come too....

Bella: Suits me! Come on Eddie-Poo...

Narrator: Nooooo! *bursts into room with an axe*

Everyone: *gasp*

Narrator: What? You've never seen a fat guy before? *Chops the handcuffs apart*

Mike and Bella: Awwww!

Narrator: Bye! *waddles out of room*

Charlie: Well, off you go now! *pushes Mike and Bella out door* have a great time....

Billy: *To mike* Call me!

Narrator: So now Bella's gone, Edward will have to sit here with the parents, cringeing as his girlfriend falls for someone else! How does it feel Edward?

Edward: *Shrugs* I trust her.

Producer: *Runs into room* No! Trust does not make good television! Here are your scripts. *Passes out scripts*

Charlie: .....Ok....Edward, your line is first.

Edward: *clears throat* She...had...better....keep..her...hands.... off...of...him.

*Awkward silence*

Billy: *Nudges Charlie* Psssst! Its your cue!

Charlie: Oh, right...uh...*Shuffles paper* Here we are. Ok. Ahem. You...have...no..kite..uh..right..to...say..that....she..is..not...controlled...by..you.

Edward: Wait, let me just find my...ok. Why you great, smelly....Oh, now thats just rude. I'm not saying that.

Narrator: Yes you are! *Hits rolling pin against palm*

Bella: *pokes head in* Pfff! As if thats going to hurt a vampi.....-

The Cullens: BELLA!

Narrator: Whats a vampi?

Charlie, Billy and Producer: *Shrugs*

Narrator: Anyway, Edward. Say it. Now.

Edward: Fine. Charlie?

Charlie: *bats eyelashes* Yes Edward?

Edward: You are a great smelly.....

Narrator: BLEEP! Te hee hee hee! I'm the BLEEPer. He he.

Charlie: *jumps up and trips* But..I...how can you...I don't...You..I...I don't even know what you're..you can't just....

Billy: *mutters* Hmmm, I wonder who HIS daughter is....

Charlie: Is that REALLY what you think of me, Edward?

Edward: No, duh! HE wrote it! *points ice-cuby hands at Narrator*

Narrator: Ummmm, Hey! Why don't we see what Bella and Mike are up too? Hmmm?

Edward, Charlie and Billy: YAY! Date-snooping!

*A magical pixie switches the TV on*

Edward, Charlie and Billy: OOOO! Magic!

*On screen*

Bella: Soooo, where are you taking me this Edward-free afternoon? *pouts*

Mike: We're supposed to get Ed-cream...ooops, I mean Ice-cream....but...

Mike and Bella: ITS NO FUN WITHOUT EDWARD! *sob on each others shoulders*

Bella: That crooked smile...

Mike: Those golden eyes...

Bella: Hey! Why don't we put the ice-cream in our hands, so it feels like we're honding Edward's hands!?

Mike: Great idea!

*Skip hand in hand to the ice-cream parlour in the sunset*

*Off-screen*

Charlie: Tee he. They skipped off into the sunset! Na na na na na naaaa!

Edward: I never realised how obsessed with me she was...

Billy: *sobbing* How can he like you over me? Is my 'old man' charm wearing off?

Charlie: Na na na na na naaaaaaaa!

Edward: And what about the whole Ed-cream thing? That was just creepy....

Billy: Should I get goldy contacts? Hey, Edward?

Edward:....if only I could eat ice-cream, then I could...Oh, Yes Billy?

Charlie: Na na na na na naaaaaaa!

Billy: How do you acheive the perfect unstraight smile? Do you think I need to read the 'Little crooked man in a little crooked house' book again? Is that like your hand-book or something? Hows this?

Edward: No, more like this....

myboyfriendedwardsparkles: *stops hacking at picture of Bella* Woah....

Charlie: na na na na n-...Woah....

Billy: Mike is officially DUMPED! *runs from room*

Narrator: Woah.

Billy: *returns wearing long brown wig* Hi Edward! Its me! Bella! *sits on Edward's lap*

Edward: Curse you my evil dazzling powers!