Previously:
Bella: I'm just gonna get this over with. I mean how bad can it be?
Alice: *Pops head in* Heh heh. Very bad.
Bella: K, where is the key to the handcuffs?
Mike: *Hides something behind back* No idea. I guess Eddy will just have to come too....
Bella: Suits me! Come on Eddie-Poo...
Narrator: Nooooo! *bursts into room with an axe*
Everyone: *gasp*
Narrator: What? You've never seen a fat guy before? *Chops the handcuffs apart*
Mike and Bella: Awwww!
Narrator: Bye! *waddles out of room*
Charlie: Well, off you go now! *pushes Mike and Bella out door* have a great time....
Billy: *To mike* Call me!
Narrator: So now Bella's gone, Edward will have to sit here with the parents, cringeing as his girlfriend falls for someone else! How does it feel Edward?
Edward: *Shrugs* I trust her.
Producer: *Runs into room* No! Trust does not make good television! Here are your scripts. *Passes out scripts*
Charlie: .....Ok....Edward, your line is first.
Edward: *clears throat* She...had...better....keep..her...hands.... off...of...him.
*Awkward silence*
Billy: *Nudges Charlie* Psssst! Its your cue!
Charlie: Oh, right...uh...*Shuffles paper* Here we are. Ok. Ahem. You...have...no..kite..uh..right..to...say..that....she..is..not...controlled...by..you.
Edward: Wait, let me just find my...ok. Why you great, smelly....Oh, now thats just rude. I'm not saying that.
Narrator: Yes you are! *Hits rolling pin against palm*
Bella: *pokes head in* Pfff! As if thats going to hurt a vampi.....-
The Cullens: BELLA!
Narrator: Whats a vampi?
Charlie, Billy and Producer: *Shrugs*
Narrator: Anyway, Edward. Say it. Now.
Edward: Fine. Charlie?
Charlie: *bats eyelashes* Yes Edward?
Edward: You are a great smelly.....
Narrator: BLEEP! Te hee hee hee! I'm the BLEEPer. He he.
Charlie: *jumps up and trips* But..I...how can you...I don't...You..I...I don't even know what you're..you can't just....
Billy: *mutters* Hmmm, I wonder who HIS daughter is....
Charlie: Is that REALLY what you think of me, Edward?
Edward: No, duh! HE wrote it! *points ice-cuby hands at Narrator*
Narrator: Ummmm, Hey! Why don't we see what Bella and Mike are up too? Hmmm?
Edward, Charlie and Billy: YAY! Date-snooping!
*A magical pixie switches the TV on*
Edward, Charlie and Billy: OOOO! Magic!
*On screen*
Bella: Soooo, where are you taking me this Edward-free afternoon? *pouts*
Mike: We're supposed to get Ed-cream...ooops, I mean Ice-cream....but...
Mike and Bella: ITS NO FUN WITHOUT EDWARD! *sob on each others shoulders*
Bella: That crooked smile...
Mike: Those golden eyes...
Bella: Hey! Why don't we put the ice-cream in our hands, so it feels like we're honding Edward's hands!?
Mike: Great idea!
*Skip hand in hand to the ice-cream parlour in the sunset*
*Off-screen*
Charlie: Tee he. They skipped off into the sunset! Na na na na na naaaa!
Edward: I never realised how obsessed with me she was...
Billy: *sobbing* How can he like you over me? Is my 'old man' charm wearing off?
Charlie: Na na na na na naaaaaaaa!
Edward: And what about the whole Ed-cream thing? That was just creepy....
Billy: Should I get goldy contacts? Hey, Edward?
Edward:....if only I could eat ice-cream, then I could...Oh, Yes Billy?
Charlie: Na na na na na naaaaaaa!
Billy: How do you acheive the perfect unstraight smile? Do you think I need to read the 'Little crooked man in a little crooked house' book again? Is that like your hand-book or something? Hows this?
Edward: No, more like this....
myboyfriendedwardsparkles: *stops hacking at picture of Bella* Woah....
Charlie: na na na na n-...Woah....
Billy: Mike is officially DUMPED! *runs from room*
Narrator: Woah.
Billy: *returns wearing long brown wig* Hi Edward! Its me! Bella! *sits on Edward's lap*
Edward: Curse you my evil dazzling powers!
