Here's a weeny teeny chapter to keep you going........ sorry for the spelling mistakes.....

Narrator: And after that short ad break, we're baaaack!

Billy: *Still on Edwards lap and now playing with Edward's hair* ......And then we could go cliff diving, and then we could eat some of my special spaghetti and then we could....

Charlie: This friendship bracelet mean NOTHING to me now! NOTHING! *throws bracelet on the ground*

Edward: Ughhh....this is wierd on so very many levels....

Billy: ...and then we could go visit Harry's grave and then we could go cliff diving....

Edward: You already said that one.

Billy: Oh. I am so very sorry my lovely. *strokes Edward's face*

*Bella and Mike skip into the room*

Charlie: *tears eyes away from the match made in heaven* Did you have fun?

Bella: *Stops squishing ice-cream between fingers* Oh yes! After we got ice-cream, we went and lay in the frozen vegetables section of the supermarket, because it made us feel like Edward's arms were around us....

Mike and Bella: Sigh. *squish squish*

Narrator: Well, now that Bella's back and the next date hasn't arrived yet, Edward can voice his opinions on what he thought of her behaviour and what went down without her around!

Edward: *Is shaking* ..and...and then he put on a wig and..and sat on my lap....

Bella: Shush. Shush now. Have some ice cream...*squish squish*

Edward: Oh god Bella. it was so awful!

Bella: There there. It was only a dream.

Edward: No it wasn't.

Bella: Yeah right. Suuuure! Billy sat on your lap! Mmmmhmmm and I'm sure Charlie threw his friendship bracel.....! THE SACRED BRACELET IS NEVER TO TOUCH THE GROUND! *scoops up bracelet and lays it tenderly on sacred pillow of knowlege and love.*

Bella: Oh dear. Now now. Its ok...its ok.....don't worry. Everything is going to be alright. You're not hurt are you?

Edward: No. I'm fine. Just slightly shaken and a bit nauseated.....

Bella: Edward! Shut up! Can't you see he's been through an emotional rollercoaster?

Edward: Who has? I'm the only......Bella? Are you talking to a homemade woolen bracel...

Bella: *Slaps Edward* He is no ordinary bracelet!

Edward: looks like it to me.....

Bella: How dare you! *pats bracelet* Its ok, silly man doesn't know a thing. He is silly. Yes he is! Coochie coochie coo!

Edward: Again. Wierd on uncountable amounts of levels....

Narrator: If you two are done.....

Bella and Bracelet: *glares*

Narrator: Ok...sorry! If you three are done.....? I think the next date is about to arrive.

Producer: Actually, he shoulda been here a good ten minutes ago. I wonder where he's got too...

Narrator: Who was your pick, Charlie?

Charlie: Edmund or whatever his name was. Good taste in facial hair that one.... *strokes own moustache*

Bella and Edward: *Look at each other* Oh. Shit.

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