Previously....
Bella: Sigh. Three guys stand before me. But I can only choose one...
*dramatic pause*
Billy: Nom nom nom
*Everyone glares*
Billy: Sorry. Did I ruin the moment...?
Narrator: Bella! Hurry up! My pop-corn's getting cold....
Bella: Yeah. K. Well. First of all....Edward. You are so hot...
Billy: Hallelujah to that!
Bella...And you're also..*touches Edward's arm*...cold!
Katy Perry: *pops head in* You're hot, then you're cold, you're yes then you're no!....*looks at Billy* Oooo! *Kisses Billy* I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Billy: What?
Jacob: *pops head in* I keep telling you to get a hair-cut....
Katy: The taste of her cherry chapstick!
Billy: Actually, Its strawberry! Mmmm! *licks lips* Ewww! Can't believe I kissed a GIRL! I feel unclean! *washes hands*
Charlie: Um. Katy, he's a dude. Word. *straightens gangsta hat*
Jacob: Come along now Katy...
Narrator: BELLA SWAN! Hurry up! I can feel the butter hardening on my popcorn!
Bella: Anyway...Edward, your skin is pale white and....
Fangirls: *chant* Ice cold!
Bella: Actually, *pulls out thermometer* He's colder than ice.
Fangirls: *gasp*
Bella: Yup.
Fangirls: *Jumping over each other to take Edward's temperature first*
Bella: Anyway....I love your crooked smile...
Charlie:*recites from book* …..On the little crooked man, in the little crooked house...
Bella: Ok, I'm moving on to Mike.
Mike: *stops beating fangirls with a stick* Get off! He's mine! If anyone gets to take Eddie's temperature, its me!
Bella: You are very fun and we share common interests..
Mike and Bella: Eeeeedwaaard!
Edward: *waves awkwardly* Hi...
Alice: Me next!
Bella: Umm....I like your....moustache?
Alice: *blushes* Shucks.
Charlie: Edmund! Do you condition it daily and then....
Alice:....Blow dry it obsessively and then....
Charlie:....Comb it till it becomes bushy and shiny and lush?!
Alice: Ome! Yes!
Bella: But each of you have flaws...
Edward: No!
Mike: No! Edward is PERFECT!
Alice: ...and then you straighten it.....
Bella: Edward you...
Mike: Block your ears my sweet little cup-cake! *stuffs soft serve ice-cream in Edward's ears*
Bella: This exercise is totally pointless....Mike. You like strawberry ice-cream, thats not how I roll. I'm a chocolate girl.
Edward: *cleaning ice-cream out of ears* What did you say?
Bella: Al-Edmund. Your moustache is...
Charlie and Alice: *glares warningly*
Bella: ...a bit large...?
Charlie and Alice: Oh no she didn't!
Bella: So.
Everyone: SO.
Bella: Taking all that into account..
Non-existent-live-audience: *pull out note pads* Wrong flavor ice-cream guy....Perfect pale dude....Creepy moustache short guy. Who WILL she choose?
Bella: And the guy I choose is....
Narrator: STOP! *pops last piece of popcorn into mouth* I need to run down to the store and but more snacks. Anyone want anything?
Yeeeeeeeah. So I stopped here coz I was like, having this debate with myself (messed up huh?) Here's how it went....
Brain1: Bella should choose Edward. They're soulmates....
Brain2: Noooo! Thats such a disney movie ending! She should choose Mike, then they can go lie in freezers together!
Brain3: I disagree. Choose Ali...I mean Edmund. Its a weird twist!
Ok. So now I'm confused. Who should she choose? Help! Review and tell me what you think! Or she might choose Billy. And no-one really wants that to happen.....
