Previously....

Bella: Sigh. Three guys stand before me. But I can only choose one...

*dramatic pause*

Billy: Nom nom nom

*Everyone glares*

Billy: Sorry. Did I ruin the moment...?

Narrator: Bella! Hurry up! My pop-corn's getting cold....

Bella: Yeah. K. Well. First of all....Edward. You are so hot...

Billy: Hallelujah to that!

Bella...And you're also..*touches Edward's arm*...cold!

Katy Perry: *pops head in* You're hot, then you're cold, you're yes then you're no!....*looks at Billy* Oooo! *Kisses Billy* I kissed a girl and I liked it!

Billy: What?

Jacob: *pops head in* I keep telling you to get a hair-cut....

Katy: The taste of her cherry chapstick!

Billy: Actually, Its strawberry! Mmmm! *licks lips* Ewww! Can't believe I kissed a GIRL! I feel unclean! *washes hands*

Charlie: Um. Katy, he's a dude. Word. *straightens gangsta hat*

Jacob: Come along now Katy...

Narrator: BELLA SWAN! Hurry up! I can feel the butter hardening on my popcorn!

Bella: Anyway...Edward, your skin is pale white and....

Fangirls: *chant* Ice cold!

Bella: Actually, *pulls out thermometer* He's colder than ice.

Fangirls: *gasp*

Bella: Yup.

Fangirls: *Jumping over each other to take Edward's temperature first*

Bella: Anyway....I love your crooked smile...

Charlie:*recites from book* …..On the little crooked man, in the little crooked house...

Bella: Ok, I'm moving on to Mike.

Mike: *stops beating fangirls with a stick* Get off! He's mine! If anyone gets to take Eddie's temperature, its me!

Bella: You are very fun and we share common interests..

Mike and Bella: Eeeeedwaaard!

Edward: *waves awkwardly* Hi...

Alice: Me next!

Bella: Umm....I like your....moustache?

Alice: *blushes* Shucks.

Charlie: Edmund! Do you condition it daily and then....

Alice:....Blow dry it obsessively and then....

Charlie:....Comb it till it becomes bushy and shiny and lush?!

Alice: Ome! Yes!

Bella: But each of you have flaws...

Edward: No!

Mike: No! Edward is PERFECT!

Alice: ...and then you straighten it.....

Bella: Edward you...

Mike: Block your ears my sweet little cup-cake! *stuffs soft serve ice-cream in Edward's ears*

Bella: This exercise is totally pointless....Mike. You like strawberry ice-cream, thats not how I roll. I'm a chocolate girl.

Edward: *cleaning ice-cream out of ears* What did you say?

Bella: Al-Edmund. Your moustache is...

Charlie and Alice: *glares warningly*

Bella: ...a bit large...?

Charlie and Alice: Oh no she didn't!

Bella: So.

Everyone: SO.

Bella: Taking all that into account..

Non-existent-live-audience: *pull out note pads* Wrong flavor ice-cream guy....Perfect pale dude....Creepy moustache short guy. Who WILL she choose?

Bella: And the guy I choose is....

Narrator: STOP! *pops last piece of popcorn into mouth* I need to run down to the store and but more snacks. Anyone want anything?

Yeeeeeeeah. So I stopped here coz I was like, having this debate with myself (messed up huh?) Here's how it went....

Brain1: Bella should choose Edward. They're soulmates....

Brain2: Noooo! Thats such a disney movie ending! She should choose Mike, then they can go lie in freezers together!

Brain3: I disagree. Choose Ali...I mean Edmund. Its a weird twist!

Ok. So now I'm confused. Who should she choose? Help! Review and tell me what you think! Or she might choose Billy. And no-one really wants that to happen.....