Everyone: NO! AND SIT DOWN!

Narrator: FINE! But if I die of starvation in the next 5 minutes, its all your fault! *rubs beer belly*

Edward: *throws Billy off lap* Look. We all know who she's gonna choose, so can't we just get this over with?

Billy: I feel sad, rejected and a little hungry *eyes narrator's empty popcorn wrapper*

Bella: THE GUY I CHOOSE IS CHARLIE!

*awkward shocked silence*

Producer: *whistles* Incest.....

Bella: You don't understand. I'm so over relationships right now. *turns to Charlie* Daddy, I wanna be tucked into bed at night with a bedtime story again, I wanna have fluffy bunny pajamas! I wanna juicy! *starts crying* Ba ba ba blanky!

Charlie: Aw. Come on now. *picks up Bella* Go to sleeeeep, go to sleeeep go to sleeeep little Bella!

Edward: I...I don't beleive it....

Alice: *Rips off moustache* Well I did. He-loo! Fortune teller, remember!?

Edward: Bu...Bu...but...lamby....stupid.....lifey...now..now.....volvo....

Myboyfriendedwardsparkles: There there. I'll be your lamb!

Edward: ITS NOT THE SAME! YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRY SHAMPOO!

MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles: *lathers self in Bella's shampoo.* are we all good now?

Edward: Oh. Yup. Isle Esme?

MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles: Will there be pillows and headboards?

Edward: Sure.

*MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles and Edward skip off into the sunset*

Billy: C...come back.

Mike: I know how you feel.

Billy: Wanna go lie in the freezer?

Mike: Yuppers. And Ice-cream for dessert.

*Mike and Billy hide in freezer*

Alice: Hmmm....crystal ball gazing time for me, me thinks.

*Alice skips off*

Narrator: Hmmmm....so does this mean I can have a microwave popcorn break?

Yay! All done! The end! Over!

But is it?

I wanna do another one!

I'm still attached!

Maybe one with Carlisle? With a different reality show?

Or are you sick of it?

Let me know what you think.

Untill next time!

xx