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Chapter 8 – Surprise

JACOBS POV

Peaches. I was surrounded by peaches. I inhaled deeply enjoying their juicy fragrant aroma, their delicious warmth against my body. What?! …Warmth? Against… my… body? I fought through the dull haze in my brain, coming fully awake. I wasn't surrounded by peaches, but I certainly had one sprawled out across me. My favorite peach in the entire world. I smiled sleepily thinking how she'd chosen to sleep with me in the close confines of the recliner rather than in her own bed. Under the covers she had her arm wrapped around my middle, her head on my chest- her ear directly over my heart, and her leg *gulp* straddling my hip- her thigh resting directly on my junk. She whimpered in her sleep and fidgeted clutching me tightly. What is she dreaming about? I remembered then how Bella used to watch her dreams when she was younger. I gently picked up the hand resting against my side and brought it to my cheek.

My own face greeted me from her dreams. Yes! Then I realized just what exactly we were doing in the dream and dropped her hand quickly. Crap, crap, crap. Think of something else Jake! Uh… cars, yea. Cars. Engines, cables, transmissions. Renesmee laying naked next to me in my bed!!! I growled deep in my chest when I felt the blood rushing to my nether regions and the accompanied growing. Great you stupid idiot, she's peacefully dreaming while you lay here with a raging hard-on molesting her thigh. How the hell are you going to explain this one? Oh, well hey there Nessie, sorry about that thing down there digging into your thigh. I decided to peep into your dreams uninvited and it turned me into this testosterone driven idiot. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I mentally smacked myself in the forehead, afraid that if I really did she'd wake.

She moved again in her sleep rubbing her leg against it. I clenched my teeth to keep from groaning. She started lazily rubbing her warm soft little hand up and down my stomach. Nessie! You're killing me here! A little groan escaped unexpectedly through my clenched teeth and she startled. Her hand paused mid-rub and then resumed. "Good-morning Jacob" she said huskily. I couldn't trust myself to speak just yet so I brought up the hand resting on the arm rest behind her to rub her back. Bare skin greeted me, sending jolts of desire throughout my already over-stimulated system. She leaned forward and her soft lips pressed against my chest.

I flung the covers off to make my escape… and saw what she was wearing. "Renesmee" I whispered. "Hmm?" "What are you doing?" "What do you think?" "I think you are trying to kill me." I felt her lips smile against my chest before she began pressing little kisses up my chest. "Ness…" I moaned. "You can't do that. *gulp* You're driving me insane." Her thigh moved against my hardness; I nearly jumped out of my skin. Just you wait, Edward is going to kill you Jake! Rip your head off and feed it to a mountain lion dude. I felt her hot breath on my neck followed by her even hotter lips. Then she darted her tongue out lightly touching the pulse in my neck.

I growled loudly and gripped her hips pushing her as far away from me in the chair as I could. "Ness, your dad will kill me." I panted unevenly.

*BANG*BANG*BANG*

"Wake up Jacob, it's nearly noon man" Seth yelled from the front door. Shit. "Just leave him out there" she whined. "He has a key" I said dully, getting out of the chair. I leaned down and gently kissed her forehead before going to answer the door. I opened the door to Seth's smiling face and growled. "WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?" He took a step inside and his eyes widened. Ness was standing a few feet behind me, hands on hips, tapping her foot. "I officially hate you Seth Clearwater!" she yelled. He stood shocked looking back and forth between us and then down at the still obvious pitched tent my sweatpants where making. Ness turned and stormed down the hallway, her half-bare cheeks swaying with her steps. I growled yet again, slamming my hand over Seth's eyes.

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RENESMEE'S POV

"I officially hate you Seth Clearwater!" I yelled at him from behind Jacob. I turned and stomped down the hallway to my room. Stupid mood killing Mutt! I'd just had the best dream I'd ever had in my life, woke up to find the object of that dream directly where I wanted him, and had been about 5 seconds away from trying to replicate the scenes when he'd interrupted. I'm going to make him pay dearly for this… I laughed out loud thinking of how I was going to have Willa throw herself at him today. I looked around my room searching for my phone. Crap. I had left it at home. I went to the closet and snatched out another sundress, pulling it on to cover myself.

"JACOB! I NEED YOUR CELL." I yelled out and opened the door enough to stick my hand out waiting. I heard his feet padding down the hallway and felt the phone press into my hand. "Ness?... I" "Not now Jacob" I cut him off pulling the phone in and shutting the door. I couldn't talk about what had just almost happened yet. Having had a few minutes to gather my wits I was completely embarrassed by my actions. I laid down sighing onto my bed and flipped open the phone typing out a message.

Hey, it's Ren. I forgot my phone at home. What are you doing?
Hey ho. I've been trying to call you all morning. I'm doing a whole lot of nothing. What's up?
I'm at Jacob's house. Seth is here, you wanna hang out?
Oooh, I finally get to have me some of that fabulous injun meat?
I have a mission for you. I'll explain later. We'll just say that I'm not too happy with Seth at the moment, and you are going to punish him severely for it.
Sounds like fun! My grandparents are out of town, wanna come over here? We could use the pool.
I thought about it a minute. Willa in a teeny tiny bikini? It was perfect.
We'll be there in 30 minutes.

I got up and walked out into the living room where Jacob and Seth were tangled together on the floor in a wrestling match. Good Jacob, you beat him senseless for interrupting. They paused to look up at me. "You two cut that out and get on swim-suits. We're going swimming at Willa's. You've got 10 minutes. If you're not ready by then I'm going to find a crowbar and beat you both." They nodded and began untangling themselves. I went into the bathroom to look through the Victoria's Secret bag I had left in there last night.

I snatched out the first suit I saw and set it on the counter to take with me. I quickly went through my morning routine with the addition of styling my hair. I wanted Willa to get the full effect so I scrambled through the newly filled make-up drawer that now resided in the bathroom and found the water-proof mascara Alice had explained to me. I applied it to my lashes like Amy had taught me. I managed not to put an eye out with the little wand thingy and the end result was perfect. Damn you're good Ness.

I ran into my room and changed quickly into jeans and the white peasant style tank I had picked out myself yesterday. It had thin little spaghetti straps, brightly colored flowers embroidered across the top of the bust around to the back, and the back hung open halfway down revealing a little of my lower back. I searched for the patchwork tote Alice had picked out to match my shirt and threw the bikini inside. The whole little ensemble paired with the flops and my comfortable boot-cut jeans was perfect. I ran to the front door yelling "let's go! Let's go! Let's gooo! I told Willa we'd be there in 30 minutes, that leaves us 20 minutes to get over there!"

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The ride over to Willa's was painfully silent. I sat in the back this time in an attempt to avoid Jacob after this morning's incident. It didn't work. Every time I let my eyes wander up to the rear view mirror his onyx eyes bore into mine, causing me to blush.

I sighed in relief when we pulled up to Willa's house, the 15 minute ride seemed to have stretched on for an impossibly long time. Willa must have been watching for us, she stood waiting in the door way in a teeny tiny zebra printed bikini. Perfect! I heard Seth gasp. I turned from the window and leaned forward to see his face. His eyes were wide and he had the strangest look on his face, a mixture of adoration and amazement. Strange. I had known he was going to be attracted to her, I mean, who wouldn't be, but this was just a tad bit freaky.

"I'm gonna run upstairs with Willa and get changed, you guys just wait in the living room" I said getting out leaving them sitting there, Jacob staring at Seth, and Seth still entranced by Willa. I ran to Willa and threw my arms around her waist hugging her. "Well I'm happy to see you too" she laughed putting her arms around my shoulders. "I'm glad to see that you've gotten over whatever has been bugging you all week" she added as I pushed her into the house and dragged her upstairs to her bedroom. I shut the door and sunk onto the mattress on the floor that served as her bed. She sat beside me shooting me a worried look. "What's up Rennie, you've got the strangest look on your face." Where to begin? I couldn't manage to get the words to come out so I simply grabbed her hand and showed her.

I showed her everything from the point of getting home with Alice, up until when Seth had interrupted this morning. Emphasizing the most important parts with all the emotions I had been feeling at each individual moment. "Oh." She answered when I'd finished. "Well, I get why you're wanting him punished, he totally killed your mojo." I laughed lightly. Understatement of the century. "Rockin hair by the way." I noticed then that she'd changed the green chunks in her hair to hot pink. Would the girl just pick a color and stick with it? "Thanks, you too." "So what do you suggest?" I asked standing up to change into my suit.

"Well… you could either pull a total me and throw yourself at him, or you could be demure little you, just kicked up a notch." I paused mid-way through pulling my shirt over my head "Explain" I demanded through the shirt. "Well I'm sure Jake'd totally know you were up to something if you just attacked him, but you could throw in a little touch here, a little touch there, one of those pretty little smiles of yours..." That might just work. I quickly finished changing but got stuck on the top. "Willa help me put this top on" I groaned "I can't figure out what the hell this thing is." She stood laughing. "It's a bandeau top Ren, no straps, just the clasp in the back." She adjusted it for me and slipped the clasp shut before turning me around to examine the finished product.

"You know… I've never really noticed, but you've got a hot little bod Ren. I'd totally do you if I were Jacob." I rolled my eyes. "No, really, look." She said putting her hands on my shoulders and maneuvering me in front of the mirror. I grinned. This suit was magic. It was black with white angled stripes making diamond shapes throughout the suit. The bandeau top cupped my breasts perfectly, covering them completely, but in between there was a black ring holding the cups together and exposing a circle of flesh. The bottoms had a little skirt cinched to one side with a bow, leaving a little extra hip and thigh showing on that side. I had always felt I was plain and ordinary, just regular ol' me, but these last few days changes where sort of nice. Did Jacob agree? I frowned a little remembering how he'd pushed me away earlier. What if he didn't return the love I was feeling for him? I thought once again doubting myself.

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JACOB'S POV

I sat staring shocked at Seth in the passenger's seat next to me. "Did you just imprint on Willow?" Seth was still staring at the now empty doorway slightly shaking. "Yea man… I think I did" he whispered. I didn't know whether to be happy for him, or feel sorry. He's in for one hell of a ride with that girl. I put my hand on his shoulder shaking him. "Come on, let's go inside, they're gonna think something's weird if we're still sitting here when they come down." He seemed to snap out of it a bit and opened his door. I got out, walked up to the door, and went inside with Seth following behind me. I had been here once before with Ness so I knew my way around. I went into the living room and sat down on one of the hideous floral couches.

I was going through the events of the crazy day in my head when Ness appeared in the doorway wearing a little black and white bikini. Wow. I knew I was staring at her, but I couldn't help myself. The top had no straps and her collarbones where mesmerizing me for some reason. She looked so dainty and delicate. So breakable. Not to mention just plain sexy. I was going to kill Alice for buying her all these things. "Willa is just gathering some towels for everyone, she'll be down in a few minutes." She walked around the couch sitting next to Seth. Why the hell wasn't she sitting next to me? He looked at her funny and grabbed her hand in his. What the hell?! He'd just imprinted on Willa and he was going to sit there and put the moves on my girl? "I imprinted" he blurted out. Her eyes filled with alarm looking down at their conjoined hands. "On Willow" he quickly added. She looked up at him shocked. "WHAT?! All she has to do is stand in a doorway and look pretty while I've been wracking my brain trying with Ja…" she blurted out before slapping her hand over her mouth and staring at me with wide eyes. I stared back with equally wide eyes. She'd been trying to get me to imprint on her! DAMNIT EDWARD!I had to get him to give me his permission NOW. "Um… I'm going to go make a phone call" I said before running out.

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Ok, so I personally feel like this chapter reeked. I had typed out this incredibly provocative piece that really kicked-ass, but while I was proof reading and really going through it in my head, it just didn't seem like the right time yet. So that got trashed and this emerged. Idk. Sorry if you hated it, yay if you liked it. I'm gonna go crash now. I think I've got a combined total of 6 hours sleep in the past 4 days and I'm seriously dragging. Thanks for the great reviews, I really love them.