Right, this is my first poem – go easy on me, and I hope you find it entertaining!!!! xXBillieXx

Hi I'm Yoda

I drink soda

And if you give me

Loads of money

I will teach you yoga!

I'm Obi Wan

I get fake tan

Every once a week

If you wanna larf

Come to the sparf*

And you can take a peek!

My name is (breathe) Darth Vader

I am a (breathe) life-saver

Cos this one time

I stopped a crime

That happened in (breathe) Savers!*

My name is Anakin

I like to drink beer and gin

Once I got drunk

My lightsaber shrunk

Now I'm banned from the F****** inn!

Beep beep beep R2D2

Beep bloop bleep I love you.

Bloop blap zap bloop

Bleep blooping boop

And I hope that you do too.

Greetings, my name is C3P0

I was made by Annie*, you know.

He was just a boy

Used me as a toy

Then I was sold to his son Joe.

No, wait; it was Luke, wasn't it? Oh dear, my memory's meant to be better than this!

*Like a spar or a place where you get make-overed...

*Savers is a shop.

*Annie is Anakin's nickname.