Chapter One
Of course, Natsu was sick on the way there. No job could start out any other way. When they got there, it was absolute chaos. Everyone was yelling at someone, and most of them were yelling at the man on the bridge. He was kind of tall, and had ballet shoes, a hula skirt, an "I love vulcans" t-shirt, a monocle, and a top hat.
Natsu, of course, immediately attacked him. As soon as Natsu got close to him, he stopped and yelled, "This bridge shouldn't be destroyed!" Immediately, everyone understood. He had magic that made you join his cause. Of course!
They had to figure out a plan, which was easier without Natsu. They decided that they had to diplomatically make him stop using his magic. So, with that in mind, they set out onto the bridge.
They all stopped once they'd gotten to shouting distance. "Hello, sir!" yelled Erza, who, of course, was in charge. "Hello, lady in armor!" was the reply. "My name is Erza!" yelled Erza. "My name is Locolis!" said Locolis.
For some reason, Natsu was released from Locolis's magic. "It's safe to come over here!" yelled Locolis. So they all went over there, and sure enough, the magic was gone. They explained why they were there, and he explained why he was there.
"When my grandfather was a little boy, he dreamed of building a bridge. When he was old enough, he went off and gathered a bit of money. After he got that money, he started building this bridge. Five years went by, and he had only gotten half way. He was about to give up, when a mystical voice told him to go to the bottom of the ravine, and he would find gold. He went down there, and he did find gold. He used that to hire workers. He was done in another year. The night he was done, he met my grandmother."
"Wow, really?" asked Natsu. "No, I was just kidding." said Locolis.
"Natsu, of course it's true!" said Lucy. "Actually, I was kidding." said Locolis.
"Seriously???!!!" Lucy, Gray, Erza, and Happy yelled in disbelief. "Yep." said Locolis.
