CLASSIFIED: DEATH NOTE INFO‏

I'm sorry I haven't been posting for a while, I hope you enjoy….. Oh and blah blah blah I don't own Death Note, blah blah blah fuck off jailers.

L: Okay everybody let's get started. Oh and if I find one review and I mean 1 review about me being gay, IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT!

Light: Ummm…. L, nice opener but I'm the host.

L: No your not!

Light: Yes I am!

L: If you read the thingy at the beginning of the first one it says L IS COMMENTING!

Light: Thingy?

L: Yes thingy.

Misa: Umm…. Let's have the first question.

Matsuda: Oh (holds back laughter) L, this one is for YOU. (Holds back more laughter)

L: Oh ok, It says hello I would like to ask is l bi or gay or something cuz COME ON YOU RUBBEDLIGHTS FEET! Thanks.

(Everybody bursts out laughing)

L: DAMNIT WHARE IS A DEATH NOTE WHEN YOU NEED IT! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!

Light: Almost the ENTIRE viewing audience begs to differ.

L: I'LL PROVE IT! (Starts trying to make out with Misa.)

Misa: FUCK NO!!! GET OFF ME!!!

Light: That just means you are by in the eyes of the audience.

L: DAMMIT WHAT DOSE AN ANIME CHARACTER HAVE TO DO TO PROVE HE ISNT BY OR GAY!

Matsuda: Ummm….. We must be REALLY unpopular, that's the only review.

Misa: (still hitting L for making out with her) THIS SHOULD TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON!!!! DAMNIT IM NOT A WHOR!!!!

Light: Misa, you are REALLY hurting L….

Matsuda: COME ON!!!! Seriously, post reviews, or they might just kill each other!

PLEASE!!!! I NEED MORE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!