Also on the same beach that Zelda and Toon Link were on an hour ago, Lucario, Red, Pit and Pikachu stood in silence. The four were in a brawl when they heard the news, and had to immediately leave. As they stood on the beach, they looked out to sea. "What do you think we should do?" Red asked Pit, who was skimming rocks into the sea.
"Well, I don't know, to be honest. How about you ask Lucario?" Pit said, skimming another rock. Red sighed and asked Lucario the same question. Lucario smiled. "I sense something strange above us… whatever it may be, it probably won't like us." He said, looking skyward. Only clouds were there, however, and when he looked with his physic eye, nothing showed up. But Lucario was positive.
"Pika-Pikachu-pika." Pikachu yelled at Lucario. Red told Lucario, "Pikachu is right. Relax a little, I'm sure we'll meet up with the other smashers soon." Lucario growled, and sat down. Pit stopped skimming rocks and turned around.
"Guys-I swear I saw something strange on the water." He said, telling the group. The four of them looked out, and sure enough they saw a pink and black vaguely human shaped figure out on the water. In actual fact, it hovered a metre above the water.
"Lucario! What does your eye say about this creatures aura?" Red asked him. Lucario looked at the thing with his physic eye. But nothing emitted. This thing had no aura, no soul at all. Lucario had never experienced something like this, he was horrified. "There is no Aura…which means he has no feelings…no emotions… no life." He said, shocked by his own words. Suddenly, the pink and black object started hovering toward them. As it got closer, they could see it was a Yoshi. Just like the normal Yoshi, apart that all of the colours had been swapped with their opposites. Just like when Luigi uses his Final Smash: Negative zone.
"Yo-Yoshi? Is that… you?" Pit asked, before being swallowed whole, and laid into a black egg with pink spots on it. Red growled and chucked out a Pokeball.
"You can do it, Ivysaur!" He shouted, and commanded him to use razor leaf. Ivysaur used it, but Negative Yoshi jumped over the slow leaf, then stomped on Lucario, who charged Aura ball and shot it at him while Pit lunged an arrow.
From Above, the negative minister frowned. They were beating Yoshi up really bad! Then he said to himself, "I know! Yoshi could play as a distraction technique!" And touched Paula's base. She was about to yell for help, but negative energy covered her before she could open her mouth. She leapt down, and quiet as a mouse, she charged up the move PK thunder. She looped it round, and Hit Pikachu with it. This only annoyed Pikachu, and he turned around and hit her with thunder. Paula fell back, and hit Pikachu with PK Fire. Paula's PK fire had a difference. When it you, it exploded, but it was like a Lips stick effect- you kept getting extra damage afterward. Pikachu smashed Paula into a wall, where she charged her most powerful move, PK drain. It hurt the enemy, and it slows them down, too. Pikachu tried to run away, but Paula hit him with her handbag and suddenly, he was a trophy. Lucario and Red looked at each other. Now they were outnumbered. Red took out Charizard, and hopped on, and Lucario did so too. Yoshi was about to chase after them when the negative minister stopped them.
"Come… we don't need them losers. But we do need Crash Bandicoot… I've always despised him." He said, turning Paula and Yoshi back into trophies. He loaded them onto his cargo, and drove off toward the forest, where he knew the group would be.
"Phoenix, face it, we're totally lost." Coco told the lawyer, but he refused to stop. Snake, meanwhile, was in his cardboard box.
"Otacon, tell me what you know about Phoenix Wright."
"Phoenix? He's here?"
"Yeah, I kn-"
"OBJECTION!"
"Otacon, what's gotten into you?"
"Nothing, snake. That's only the trademark of the Whole phoenix Wright series- when he doesn't like something, he objects."
"So, scared of the truth, huh?"
"Nope. Not at all. Infact, that's his job- a lawyer. He smiles no matter how hard it gets. That's the mark of a Pro."
"Any weaknesses?"
"Well, his mentor, Mia Fey, passed away 3 years ago. Promise you won't bring that up, Snake?"
"Well, my tongue might slip…" Snake finally said, and hung up. Crash looked around. He was hungry, bored, and tired. He tugged on Coco's ponytail. "Hungry." He said, having learnt a few words before coming to the smash. A mysterious figure watched them from the bushes. 'Anytime soon, just be patient.' It thought to itself. Phoenix smiled. He wasn't happy, though. "Let's get out of the forest, there could be dangerous animals in here." He sad, and the four started to walk away. 'No! Not now!' The thing said, jumped out of the bushes and tackling Snake to the ground. Phoenix, Crash and Coco spun around.
"!" Crash and Coco shouted, while Phoenix yelled, "Ahhh! There's a man with a rocket lodged in his head!" laughed manically. "Now, the boss should arrive here anytime soon…" He said, rubbing his hands together evilly.
"Cortex?" Crash yelped, and hid behind Phoenix. Phoenix protected the bandicoot, and pushed over , then threw a piece of evidence at him. "I think you should testify about your boss." He said to the whining piece of half-metal, half-human.
"Okay then… I will testify." said, and started his testimony.
"Well, my boss, he is called Dr. Neo cortex."
"He is long time enemy of the bandicoots."
"HOLD IT!" Phoenix yelled, then questioned .
"Really? Is that true?" He asked , but Coco shouted "OBJECTION!" then told phoenix, "There is no need to ask him that. I can tell you myself that he has been our long time annoyance."
"No-one is above Cortex. No-one!"
"OBJECTION!" An unknown voice from behind them all said. They spun around, and saw… The negative minister.
"Who are you?" everyone asked simultaneously. The negative minister looked cornered, but then he straightened himself out, and said, "I am the Negative Minister." Everyone gasped, apart from .
"Boss, what are you talking about? It's you, Cortex!" He said, which resulted in even more gasps. Cortex, now completely flustered, said,
"Stop It! I'm the negative minister, and I'm"
"Cortex, we know it's you. Now shut up." Snake said, ripping off his robes. And underneath the robes, was, Dr. Neo Cortex.
"We have to find a ship. That, or we're busted." Red told Lucario, as they flew over the great sea. Lucario was closing his eyes, meditating. At the moment, he was trying to find out where all the smashers were. "Hmmmm…I see it now…" Lucario said, talking to himself in his meditating state. Then, he snapped out of it and told Red what he had discovered.
"Red, there are a few smashers north-east of us on a boat. I think we should go there, don't you?" He told him, and Red nodded, and then commanded Charizard to go North-east.
"Where is master hand?" Red asked Lucario, who shook his head. "I'm afraid I don't know. But what I do know, is that he is still alive…" Lucario explained, looking around shiftily.
Then, suddenly, a cannon shot at them, but charizard rolled out of the way, but refusing to hold in his anger, he swooped down to see who their attacker was. Red knew that when Charizard was in a rage, there wasn't much you can do about it. Lucario, oddly enough, was smiling. As charizard landed on the boat, he roared, but was cut short by Sheik.
"Nice to see you, Charizard. We shot at you because you could have been air pirates." He (she?) said quickly, and after a quick reunion and celebration, Toon Link introduced Tetra to them.
"This is Tetra, otherwise known as Toon Zelda, just like Link has me, Toon Link." Toon Link whispered.
Suddenly, a barrage of Cannon shot at them. It was a pirate lookout, looking for treasure to steal. Tetra grabbed the wheel and shouted orders to everyone.
"Toon Link, have your bow at the ready, and Sheik, prepare some Deku nuts. Red, send out your pokemon, and Lucario…scrub the deck! Aye!" She yelled, and then steered toward the pirate lookout.
"Yes, okay, I am Cortex…but no-one can know! That would be… horrific!" Cortex said, fiddling with his self-grown hair. Cortex started to sulk. had already walked off, because he was getting bored, and hungry. Crash wanted to follow, but Coco stopped him. Snake said to everyone, "Come on then, lets be off. You too, N Man." Before walking off deeper into the forest, and Phoenix, Crash and Coco followed.
"Come ON, N Man, or do you want to get a beating?" Snake yelled, cracking his knuckles. Cortex grinned.
"I know. Lets make this a little bit more FUN. You four will all fight me in a row, and of course crash and coco fight together… so the best of three would win, right? Okay then, if I win the best of three, you will join me. But if you win, I'll join you. One stock!" He said, laughing oddly.
"Well, I don't know, it could be…" Coco started.
"OBJECTION! We'd love to play!" Phoenix yelled, stepping up to Cortex.
Cortex said nothing, but fired his laser gun in an instant. However, Phoenix yelled, "OBJECTION" and it countered the gun perfectly, and cortex got hit by his own laser. Cortex was quick though, and struck back with a metal fist, which launched phoenix onto the ground. Cortex was about to smash him upwards, but Phoenix shouted, "Hold it!" And Cortex was paralysed for a while. Phoenix took this as his chance, and down smashed Cortex just to build up some damage. Cortex fired his laser gun again, but phoenix didn't counter this time, instead he got hit, and was flung far back. Suddenly, a smash ball appeared, and Phoenix grabbed it, as it was nearest him. Phoenix glowed yellow with the power of it, then he shouted, "JUSTICE FOR ALL!" And leapt into the sky.
Suddenly, a huge judge loomed over cortex, and cortex gulped. "Oh man!" He said, and the giant Gavel bashed him off the stage. "Game!" Crash shouted, stepping up to the hurt cortex.
After a few Maxim tomatoes later, Crash said, "Our go now!" and walked over to Cortex, who was starting to regret is 'Cunning Plan.'
Coco started off the game by spinning into cortex. Coco's spin drags people in, and Cortex got 15 damage. Cortex lunged out with his metal fist, but Crash dodged it. Unfortunately, Coco got hit, but it wasn't major damage. Crash then dashed toward cortex riding Polar, and when cortex turned to run the other way, Coco was charging at him on Pura! Cortex was trapped. 'SMASH!' Came a sound from the battlefield, but it wasn't cortex getting hit. It was the sound of Polar and Pura's heads combing. Cortex had jumped out of the way at the last minute, avoiding damage. Crash ran up to cortex, spun him, next he grabbed cortex, head butted him a few times, and flung him upward. Unluckily for Crash, a smash ball appeared near Cortex, and he grabbed it quickly. "Crystal Laser!" Cortex shouted, jumping into a machine on the side of the stage. It shot out a giant laser, which knocked Crash and Coco off the stage.
"It relies on you, Snake." Coco called out, while she was being treated with her burns from the laser by Phoenix. Snake grumbled and stepped onto the stage, ready to fight Cortex.
Cortex fired his laser, and snake got hit, but Snake also buried a remote control mine. Cortex dashed to Snake, but Snake used his recovery move and flew away. While he was still in the air, Snake pressed the button on the remote control, and launched a homing missile. Cortex got blown upwards from the explosion of the mine, and then hit sideways with the missile. Snake buried a motion sensor bomb then ran behind it. Cortex growled, and shot at Snake with his gun that doesn't make you flinch. Snake just stood there, knowing that if he moved, the bomb would go off. Cortex laughed, and kept shooting, and Snakes damage got to 200%! Cortex ran up to snake to smash him off the stage, but of course, snake jumped, the bomb blew up, and Cortex got smashed off the screen.
(Oh, please have a guess at who the ruler is, and Rate and REVIW! I need constructive criticism :-| )
