"You do know the basic concept of course, don't you Fullmetal?" Roy asked, having finished removing his clothes and the remainder of Ed's.

"Um… well it wasn't exactly part of basic training so…" Ed muttered, cursing himself for not paying attention is sex-ed at school.

Roy just looked at him, amusement written on his handsome face. This just kept getting better and better. "Then we'll start with the basics shall we? Get on the couch and lay down on your stomach,"

"Huh?" asked Ed, thoroughly confused.

"Well I have to enter somewhere now don't I?" Roy said trying his best not to laugh at Ed's total lack of knowledge on the subject of sex.

"Um… ok then…" Ed obliged, lying on his stomach on the couch, thinking 'what I wouldn't do for you Al…'

Half an hour later:

"Uhhhng!! Roy!!! I told you already, it HURTS when you do that!" gasped a naked, squirming Ed.

"Oh quit complaining," said Roy, easing up just a little, "you know you like it,"

It was at that moment that the door burst open. "Brother, I'm so so so so sorry I left you, it was immature of me and-" Al said with a rush only stopping when he noticed the two naked men on the couch, "um… am I interrupting something?" Roy was glad at that moment that Al was so dense. This was going to take some explaining…