Carlisle's POV
I was so ashamed of Emmett. In the forever years we've been a family, I've NEVER been ashamed of one of my kids, until now.
"We SHED? They know we're vampires. We're not dogs!" I bellowed at him.
"But..." He hung his head.
Bella's POV
When we got home, I felt like pouncing on Edward. I walked up to him—in front of everyone-- and whispered a dirty in his ear. He nodded and started innocently whistling.
"What was that?" Everyone was asking.
Later on that night, I nodded at Edward. It was in the middle of the living room, and our plan was on. I straddled him, and we both started taking our clothes off. Kissing, we tried not to laugh as everyone gaped at our show.
"Free porn!" Emmett yelled excitedly.
"Keep it in your pants," Rose rolled her eyes at him, clearly annoyed she hadn't thought of this earlier.
Emmett's POV
God, I hope Edward is too busy to hear my thoughts. Because, Damn! Bella looked great in that thong. At that second, Edward's head jerked up from between Bella's tits. He was wearing only his boxers, and I'm sure Rose was wishing I looked that good all the time. HA HA! We all know I'm the best looking in this family.
I ran with all my leg-strength. I knew his knees had to hurt from being down on them all the time for his little, gay hookers.
Alice's POV
OUR TURN!!
"Come on, Jasper." I dragged him closer to me and took off his belt.
"Is this really happening? Is my favorite fantasy coming true?" He asked, truly bewildered.
"Yes, now get your shirt off."
We were all ripping shirts and breaking Mom and Dad's Furniture when they walked in the room.
"What the fuck are you doing to our house? We sit on that! That's our game table! WTF?!? That's antique!" Mom's screams could probably be heard around the world. It was odd, because cussing was so out of character for her.
