Title: The Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves
Author: Enelya
Series: 3- in the Testing Carlisle's Patience Series
Disclaimer: Twilight Characters are not mine they belong to Stephenie Meyers.
Summary: The Cullens kids unintentionally test Carlisle's patience.
Warning: Nope no spankings yet, but I have a feeling that's going to change.
A/N: Yes I'm doing the whole song again.
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"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes," he sang knowing it was grating on his brother's nerves. A few more times and he would consider him paid back.
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Carlisle groaned as he heard Jasper start the next round of singing. To make matters worse, he heard Rosalie and Emmett pull up. He shook his head and went back to his book. This was going to be a very long day indeed.
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Edward sat on his couch grinding his teeth at the annoying song. He considered singing the song Jasper hated in retaliation, but he had told Carlisle he wouldn't provoke Jasper. He heard Rosalie's car pull up and grinned. At least things were about to get interesting again.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes," Jasper belted out again once he heard Rosalie and Emmett arrive. He needed accomplices or at least someone else to annoy since Edward didn't seem to be reacting.
Alice shook her head. She didn't mind the song, but she wasn't going to help Jasper annoy Edward either. When she heard Rosalie and Emmett pull up she looked up at Jasper. "Maybe you should stop Jasper," she said softly.
"I'm not going to stop unless Edward asks me to," Jasper said and smirked at his mate.
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When Rosalie and Emmett pulled up and heard the song being belted out, Rosalie grinned. "Come on Emmett, let's go annoy Edward," she said with an evil glint in her eyes.
"Babe, we need to get our bed inside first. Edward can wait a minute. Besides we can sing it from here and he'll hear us just the same," Emmett said and grinned so his dimple showed.
Rosalie grinned widely and began to sing the song as loudly as she could from outside while she helped Emmett. He carried in the box springs while she carried the mattress. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes."
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Carlisle marked the place in his book and put it down. He knew it wouldn't be long before Edward went after one of his siblings. He listened to Rosalie and Emmett sing as they carried their new bed upstairs. The only one who didn't seem to be singing was Alice. He didn't really blame Jasper. Edward did provoke him, but still this had gone on long enough. One of them was going to get hurt by the other if they didn't stop tormenting each other.
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Edward growled as not only Jasper sang, but Emmett and Rosalie joined in as well. He had hoped it was annoying to Rosalie as well, but it seemed he was alone in his dislike of that particular song. He paced his room as the singing continued.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes," Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie sang loudly and in unison though a little off key.
Alice sat there and shook her head at Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie. She knew one of two things were going to happen. She had a feeling Carlisle's patience was wearing thin just as much as Edward's was and one of them was going to come into their room within the next few minutes, she wasn't quite sure who it was going to be though.
There was a knock on Alice and Jasper's door a moment later and everyone went quiet and stared at the door. Jasper called out this time. "Come in," he said quietly.
When the door opened Carlisle and Edward were both standing there. Edward looked at the three who were standing and ignored Alice since she hadn't been in on the singing this time.
Carlisle stared at the three who'd been singing and then included Alice and Edward in the look. "Alright you've had your fun. You've tormented each other enough with these odd collection of songs. I think you all need to stop. A bed has already been broken and angry words have been said. Enough is enough," Carlisle spoke calmly though they all could hear the anger in his tone.
Five heads looked down at the floor and didn't lift till Carlisle left the room. When they looked up, there was a devilish grin on each of their faces. "He just said he thinks we need to stop, not that we actually had to," Emmett said quietly. They all started laughing and began to think up something that would annoy their father and not each other this time.
