Recalling events that just happened…Alyssa and Trixie meet Saj. Saj takes them to The Landing. Then a free frame.

Alyssa – Let's Go, Vamanos! (Dora the Explorer and Boots come out of nowhere and start to sing show's theme song. Swipper comes along in the song.)

Dora and Boots – Swipper, no swiping. Swipper, no swipping. Swipper no – (Swipper pulls out a gun and shoots Dora.)

Swipper – Finally, that damn bitch is freaking dead. I stopped stealing because of this whore. Now I'm free!!!! Love Guns!!!(Runs away, leaving Boots over Dora's body.)

Boots – Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy her?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trixie – Let's let him mourn.

Alyssa – Yeah.

3 hours later…

Trixie – Well, it's almost midnight, so let's get the jewel and fly away.(Do the thing then they grow wings.)

Alyssa – OMG!! Trixie, look at my wings. Aren't they beautiful? (Alyssa grows beautiful white wings that are very playful.)

Trixie – (Sarcastically) Yeah, they sure do.(Trixie's wings are leathery, dark-colored and just really ugly.)

Alyssa – Yours are pretty, too.

Trixie – Are you just going to stand there and bask in your own beautifulness or come with me?

Alyssa – Coming. (They fly off into the river and vanish in thin air.)

15 minutes later…

Narrator – The island is full of cherry blossoms, jasmines, exotic plants but it seem liked the flowers were trying to unreveal…to cover…to mask something.

Trixie – Okay, where do we go now?

Alyssa – Well, how about we ask that man over there?

(The man sat under a tree, playing an old instrument that resembled a guitar. His hair was pulled back into a ponytail and dressed in robes.)

Trixie – Excuse me, sir.( The man looks over and flees.) Excuse me…sir!!!After him!!

Narrator – The chase is on.

(The girls chase after this mysterious but then they trip and fall in a giant hole.)

Trixie and Alyssa – Whoooaa!!!Aaaahhh!!!

BLACKOUT

(Trixie wakes up laying on the ground next to an open flame.)

Trixie – What just transpired?

Man – Well…you feel into a trap and blacked out. We had to go and get you.

Trixie – Who are you and what have you done with Alyssa?!!

Jacob – Chillax. Your friend is inside the guest room with Cal. My name is Jacob. Not the one from Twilight. He's a dweeb.

Trixie – I can't CHILLAX, RIGHT NOW!!!

Jacob – STFU!! Are you hungry? I have some food over the fire.

Trixie - No, thank you. What is this place?

Jacob – Home. This island doesn't have a name. Well, it hasn't had a name since two years ago. This island is filthy. Barely any life roams the land and if there is, it's probably evil. Then, there is the ultimate evil, EC.

Trixie – Oh that's why when we came the island had the scent of flower but also evil. So can you tell us where the magical taco is?

Jacob – I wish I could but I'd have to kill you.

Trixie - Why?

Jacob - Because he is there. Watching us.

Meanwhile in the guest room…

Alyssa – Hey can you move this for me? I'm too weak. By the way, what's your name.

Caleb – My name is Caleb but you can call me Cal, okay.

Alyssa – OK

Caleb – Why do you do that?

Alyssa – Do what?

Caleb – Everything is perfectly placed and sparkly clean.

Alyssa – So you don't like it. I can make it dirtier.

Caleb – Do it.

(Alyssa throws dirt everywhere. Making things dirtier than Pig Pen.)

Alyssa – Yes! This feels so empowering.

Caleb – Oh no!

Alyssa – What?!

Caleb – You threw dirt on it but it perfectly layers ever inch of the box. You're toooo perfect.

Alyssa – Thank you! You know you're kind of cute when you're angry.

Caleb – What---?

Alyssa – You heard me. I said you're adorable.

Caleb – You wouldn't think that if I changed into my animal form.(Changes into a coyote pup.)

Alyssa – (She looks surprised and backs up as he growls. But she starts to smile.) That is sooo much…CUTER!!(She gives him a hug and he tries to run away, but Alyssa is holding him down. They start to run around chasing him.)

Alyssa – Wait, how did you save Trixie and I? You're a coyote and you have wings? How did you get them?

Caleb – Well, I have this jewel it gives me the power to grow wings and fly. But you wouldn't know anything about because you're a pathetic human. ("I've got the power" song begins to play and Caleb and Alyssa brake out in 90s dance moves.)

Alyssa – Okay but seriously. I think I have the same thing as you. How do you think we got here? Do you honestly think we swam?

Caleb – But what world are you from? You can only find those jewels here. What is that scent of yours? You smell…clean.

Alyssa – I come from this town named Jacksonville and we live on Earth. And I take showers or baths everyday.

Caleb – What is this shower thing you speak of?

Alyssa – You've got much to learn, young grasshopper.

Caleb – Hey, where is Jacob and that girl with the ugly blonde hair.

Alyssa – That girl's name is Trixie Belden and they're in the living room. We should talk to them and explain everything.(They leave the room headed for the living room.)

Caleb – Hey, Jacob! How is that girl doing? Is she awake yet? We have to talk about something.

Jacob – I already know everything.

Alyssa – Well, where is Trixie?

Jacob – She said she went to take a "bath". Whatever that is.

Alyssa – You two have a lot to learn about our world.

Jacob – And you have a lot to learn about our world to find the magical taco and that baby. And defeat Edward Cullen.

Caleb – Jacob, why are you speaking such nonsense? Remember, he is listening to us.

Jacob – Well, that girl[Trixie] taught me no longer to fear him and I have officially decided that we are going to accompany these two on the way.

Alyssa - Yay!!!(Alyssa hugs Caleb while jumping up and down.)

Jacob – Looks like you've found a mate, Cal. Caleb – No she's not my---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Alyssa interrupts)Alyssa – I would be honored t have your puppies.

Caleb – I don't want kids. Especially not from you.

Alyssa – Come over here and give me a kiss.(Alyssa starts to chase Caleb.)

Jacob – While you two lovebirds are enjoying your time, I'm going to supervise that girl, ¡Adios!

(Walks calmly outside and look around. Sniffs air and follows her scent.)(He reaches the hot springs and stands behind a tree supervising, quietly. But then he sees a figure behind her. He springs into action yet trips on a bush and tumbles into the spring with Trixie.)

Trixie – Jacob, you pervert!!!!(Starts screaming and covers her assets.)

Jacob – (Interrupts her screaming.)Shh!!!I am not a pervert!!! I just saw something coming after you.(Shields his eyes.)Put some clothes on.

Trixie – Okay, stop looking at me. (She slaps Jacob.)ORO!( Himura Kenshin comes out of the woods.)

Himura – You can't say 'oro'. That's my line. Kaoru hit me.

Kaoru – Really…I have to take in this one moment. Kenshin wants me to hit him. Ha!!

Himura – Just do it.

Kenshin – OROO!!!No what son.(Says it with a gangsta pose.)

Kenji – Yes father.

Kenshin – Not you him. Use it again you will feel the fury of the sakaboto. Let's go.(They leave scene.)

Jacob – That totally wasted like 3 minutes of my life.

Trixie – Mine too. (By the way, Trixie isn't in the spring and is getting dressed.)OH MY GAWD!! What is that thing?(Point to a manly poltergeist like ghoul.)

Jacob – I see one too but it's a girl-boy. Wait…it's definitely a lady. Okay run. I'll fill you in when we're safe. But for now…RUN!!!!