Jacob and Trixie are running but stop when they feel safe. They both bend over with hands on their knees, huffing and puffing.
Jacob - So here is what happened and who they are. Okay they are spirits known as "The Couple". When they were alive, they were both witch doctors--- .Get back-to-back with me. The scent of the air has changed.(They appear and aim for the opposite sex.)
Trixie – They're here. What do
we do? Run…again.
Jacob – Yeah.
Run , Run, Run and they get home.
Trixie – Okay. Finish what you were saying.
Jacob – They were a married couple
and loved each other very much. Then, out of the blue they started
hating each other to the point where they almost killed each other,
literally. She fell in love with another man. He another woman. The
day that they finally separated, both wound up engaged. On the day,
of their weddings. They thought of each other. They both knew they
didn't love that person more than each other. Then at the same
moment they collapsed. And died of a broken heart. It says that they
consume they can't rest in peace until they take the soul of that
resembles, personality wise, the person they love. Or they must both
see an act of love.(Jacob says in a sad tone. Almost like something
sad has happened to him before like it.)(Caleb overhears and run down
into the room.)
Caleb – Hey you're back. Why are you breathing
so hard---?
(Door swishes open all the way, only to bounce off the
wall and close. Trixie and Jacob looked disappointed and confused..
Then the door creaks open and then the swing the door and rush in.)
Caleb – Oh, now I know why. (Turns
around and scurries away.)("The Couple" walk closer.)
Jacob –
Kiss Me.
Trixie – What?
Jacob – Kiss Me Now!!
(Trixie
kisses him on the cheek. A crowd applause sign lights up and they say
'awww'. Yet they still aren't stopping. Jacob grabs her face
and kisses her on the lips. The crowd starts to 'whooo' and
'yea'.)(The monsters stop walking and they're bodies turn into
ash. Trixie pushes him away.)
Jacob – WTF, yo? What'd you push
me for?
Trixie – You should've stopped a long time ago. I know
you wanted some tongue too.
Jacob – I just kissed you so we
would be saved. Who would want tongue with you? ( some out
of a pot of delicious Trinidadian stew and says…)
Mr. Felice – If I was paid 10
million, there will be tongue. (He jumps back into the stew.)
Trixie
– Whatever.(Bright light shines and an almost god-like spirit cloud
thing depicts the wife and husbands.)
Husband – Thank You, we
may now rest in peace, happily.
Wife – I hope you're life will
be very joyous and full of passion. Because he is HAWT!!!!("I'm
Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred starts playing.)You will have sexiest
kids ever. I mean SEXY!! Ta-Ta. Now.
Trixie – Hey! We aren't
going to have kids. I wouldn't even let him see me without clothes
on.
Jacob – Too Late. I've already seen it all and I didn't
like it.
Trixie – PERVERT!!(She slaps him.)
Jacob – I am
not a pervert. I am just a little sexually influenced.*In other
words, a pervert.*
Caleb – Looks Jacob has found a mate. Why
don't you show her your forms, maybe she would love you more, much
like that weird girl.
Jacob – Don't feel like it. (Yawns like
a cat. Stretches like a cat. Walks into a room and goes to sleep and
you hear purring sounds.)
Alyssa – Trixie!( Runs and gives her a
hug.) I think I've fallen in love.
Trixie - Oh mijn gosh. You
like that him, you've got no taste.
Alyssa – Well, it doesn't
seem like you have much more taste than I have.
Trixie- Ewww! Why
would I date such a pig?
Alyssa – Let's go and talk about this
in the guestroom. (In another place on the island, Edward was
listening and heard everything. He also surveyed the whole incident.)
Setting switch to place where Cullen and his young apprentice are staying.
Cullen – What did you hear,
Tyler?
Tyler – I heard yo' mama scream in bed last night.
OOOO! But seriously I heard that "The Couple" are finally
rested in peace.
Cullen – That girl must posses some type of
power. There is only one power that can let them rest in peace.
Tyler
– The Power of Kissing?
Cullen – No. It's her. She must
go.
Tyler – But what about her assistant?, I like her. What
about the taco and why the baby?
Cullen – The baby is supposed
to be used to attract them into bringing me the taco. The taco itself
will give me enough strength to control all. If you want the other
girl, take her. No need for the weakling.
Tyler – Cool,
Alright!(Tyler starts dancing to the Keyboard Kid :
.com/watch?v=oQp7Id8iRA4)
Scene Switch
(Trixie walks into the room where
Jacob is talking in his sleep. Or more like purring in his
sleep.)
Jacob – Purrrfect. How much will the double bacon
cheeseburger, onion rings and my drink cost?(Trixie
interrupts)
Trixie – Jacob, what are you talking about?(Poof
sound a brite light. Figures start moving underthe sheet of the
bed.)
Jacob – Whuu?Why are you in my room?
Trixie – I was
wondering when we were going to leave . Me and Alyssa are waiti –
(He interrupts.)
Jacob – It's Alyssa and I. You've been
caught ya'd!
Trixie – Whatever. When are we going?(Jacob bets
up and isn't dressed at all. Then he flexes his manly
muscles.)
Jacob – Give me like five minutes.
(Realizing he
was naked, Trixie became wide-eyed and her face turned red.)
Jacob
– Stop Looking at me.(Covers his family jewels.)
(Trixie faints
AGAIN.)*Black Out*
3 minutes later...
Caleb – Are you okay? You fainted
on us again.
Trixie – Yeah I am fine now. Now let's go.
Jacob
– Are you sure? You should take it easy. I mean you hit your head
pretty hard and bleed at little. You should wait until all the blood
returns to your head.
Alyssa – I think Trixie's okay. She is a
trooper. We should be going now.
Jacob – If you say, let's go.
By the way, who is going to take care of the house while we're
gone?
Caleb - This old Buddhist monk named Leslie said he would
for free.
Jacob – Okay. C'mon Trixie.
Trixie – Just let
me grab my stuff. (The gang is off to find the taco on the
southernmost and highest part of the island.)
Meanwhile at
Edward's place…
Cullen - Since they have decided to bet the taco for me, I think I will just relax and send out something when I want. When I get that taco, I will be able to control the world with my TWILIGHT PARAPHENELIA. MWAHAHAHAHA. I'm thristy.
