Jacob and Trixie are running but stop when they feel safe. They both bend over with hands on their knees, huffing and puffing.

Jacob - So here is what happened and who they are. Okay they are spirits known as "The Couple". When they were alive, they were both witch doctors--- .Get back-to-back with me. The scent of the air has changed.(They appear and aim for the opposite sex.)

Trixie – They're here. What do we do? Run…again.
Jacob – Yeah.

Run , Run, Run and they get home.

Trixie – Okay. Finish what you were saying.

Jacob – They were a married couple and loved each other very much. Then, out of the blue they started hating each other to the point where they almost killed each other, literally. She fell in love with another man. He another woman. The day that they finally separated, both wound up engaged. On the day, of their weddings. They thought of each other. They both knew they didn't love that person more than each other. Then at the same moment they collapsed. And died of a broken heart. It says that they consume they can't rest in peace until they take the soul of that resembles, personality wise, the person they love. Or they must both see an act of love.(Jacob says in a sad tone. Almost like something sad has happened to him before like it.)(Caleb overhears and run down into the room.)
Caleb – Hey you're back. Why are you breathing so hard---?
(Door swishes open all the way, only to bounce off the wall and close. Trixie and Jacob looked disappointed and confused.. Then the door creaks open and then the swing the door and rush in.)

Caleb – Oh, now I know why. (Turns around and scurries away.)("The Couple" walk closer.)
Jacob – Kiss Me.
Trixie – What?
Jacob – Kiss Me Now!!
(Trixie kisses him on the cheek. A crowd applause sign lights up and they say 'awww'. Yet they still aren't stopping. Jacob grabs her face and kisses her on the lips. The crowd starts to 'whooo' and 'yea'.)(The monsters stop walking and they're bodies turn into ash. Trixie pushes him away.)

Jacob – WTF, yo? What'd you push me for?
Trixie – You should've stopped a long time ago. I know you wanted some tongue too.
Jacob – I just kissed you so we would be saved. Who would want tongue with you? ( some out of a pot of delicious Trinidadian stew and says…)

Mr. Felice – If I was paid 10 million, there will be tongue. (He jumps back into the stew.)
Trixie – Whatever.(Bright light shines and an almost god-like spirit cloud thing depicts the wife and husbands.)
Husband – Thank You, we may now rest in peace, happily.
Wife – I hope you're life will be very joyous and full of passion. Because he is HAWT!!!!("I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred starts playing.)You will have sexiest kids ever. I mean SEXY!! Ta-Ta. Now.
Trixie – Hey! We aren't going to have kids. I wouldn't even let him see me without clothes on.
Jacob – Too Late. I've already seen it all and I didn't like it.
Trixie – PERVERT!!(She slaps him.)
Jacob – I am not a pervert. I am just a little sexually influenced.*In other words, a pervert.*
Caleb – Looks Jacob has found a mate. Why don't you show her your forms, maybe she would love you more, much like that weird girl.
Jacob – Don't feel like it. (Yawns like a cat. Stretches like a cat. Walks into a room and goes to sleep and you hear purring sounds.)
Alyssa – Trixie!( Runs and gives her a hug.) I think I've fallen in love.
Trixie - Oh mijn gosh. You like that him, you've got no taste.
Alyssa – Well, it doesn't seem like you have much more taste than I have.
Trixie- Ewww! Why would I date such a pig?
Alyssa – Let's go and talk about this in the guestroom. (In another place on the island, Edward was listening and heard everything. He also surveyed the whole incident.)

Setting switch to place where Cullen and his young apprentice are staying.

Cullen – What did you hear, Tyler?
Tyler – I heard yo' mama scream in bed last night. OOOO! But seriously I heard that "The Couple" are finally rested in peace.
Cullen – That girl must posses some type of power. There is only one power that can let them rest in peace.
Tyler – The Power of Kissing?
Cullen – No. It's her. She must go.
Tyler – But what about her assistant?, I like her. What about the taco and why the baby?
Cullen – The baby is supposed to be used to attract them into bringing me the taco. The taco itself will give me enough strength to control all. If you want the other girl, take her. No need for the weakling.
Tyler – Cool, Alright!(Tyler starts dancing to the Keyboard Kid : .com/watch?v=oQp7Id8iRA4)

Scene Switch

(Trixie walks into the room where Jacob is talking in his sleep. Or more like purring in his sleep.)
Jacob – Purrrfect. How much will the double bacon cheeseburger, onion rings and my drink cost?(Trixie interrupts)
Trixie – Jacob, what are you talking about?(Poof sound a brite light. Figures start moving underthe sheet of the bed.)
Jacob – Whuu?Why are you in my room?
Trixie – I was wondering when we were going to leave . Me and Alyssa are waiti – (He interrupts.)
Jacob – It's Alyssa and I. You've been caught ya'd!
Trixie – Whatever. When are we going?(Jacob bets up and isn't dressed at all. Then he flexes his manly muscles.)
Jacob – Give me like five minutes.
(Realizing he was naked, Trixie became wide-eyed and her face turned red.)
Jacob – Stop Looking at me.(Covers his family jewels.)
(Trixie faints AGAIN.)*Black Out*

3 minutes later...

Caleb – Are you okay? You fainted on us again.
Trixie – Yeah I am fine now. Now let's go.
Jacob – Are you sure? You should take it easy. I mean you hit your head pretty hard and bleed at little. You should wait until all the blood returns to your head.
Alyssa – I think Trixie's okay. She is a trooper. We should be going now.
Jacob – If you say, let's go. By the way, who is going to take care of the house while we're gone?
Caleb - This old Buddhist monk named Leslie said he would for free.
Jacob – Okay. C'mon Trixie.
Trixie – Just let me grab my stuff. (The gang is off to find the taco on the southernmost and highest part of the island.)

Meanwhile at Edward's place…

Cullen - Since they have decided to bet the taco for me, I think I will just relax and send out something when I want. When I get that taco, I will be able to control the world with my TWILIGHT PARAPHENELIA. MWAHAHAHAHA. I'm thristy.