(Our group is traveling and chatting.)
Trixie – Hey, Jacob! Why does
everyone fear Edward?
Jacob – If I answer you, will you answer
my question?
Trixie – Sure
Jacob – Well, two years ago this
land was happy peaceful place. The King and Queen ruled the land. I
know it is very fairy tail-ish . But they were oh so nice and
generous to us. Because they were king and queen, they were the
strongest of everyone and everything. They control one thing that no
one else in the world can use as a benefit and not yield bad results.
The one thing man has not design machine to dominate and master. And
anyone is susceptible to it: Time. Adaptations over time. Personal
decisions and taste can change over time. Everything you know can
just change and diminish before your eyes. Like a collapsing building
or a fragile eroded rock. They were the only ones who could pass
through this barrier and the next. Like every living being, they grew
old, yet they still had the appearance of persons in their youth.
Like my beautiful face is an example and your wrinkles an example of
how they would look like if they if they didn't use magic.
Alyssa
– Hey, watch your mouth dog.
Jacob – I'm just saying. (Jacob
hunches his shoulder with hands up against his chest as if he was
being arrested.)As I was saying before, one evening, the king was
across the barrier and was being "mugged" (Says with air quotes.)
He managed to escape toward the river and fled. The "mugger" was
Edward Cullen. He wanted to know why the man could just disappear. He
made up this crazy philosophy about him and was right in his
illogical thinking and outrageous plans. He started believing in this
place. He told his wife Bella about it and she thought he was
absolutely crazy. Since she didn't believe, he divorced her and
left her alone with her five vampire kids. One evening he went out
and stared into the river and it appeared before him.
Trixie –
How did he get here ?
Jacob – IDK(Shrugs his
shoulders)
Caleb – I think I know. He got here by finding the
son of the king and queen, that happened to live in that world. He
forced him to give him the power to travel here. With this jewel
thing. He defeated the king and queen with his one strength.
Trixie
– What was the strength?
Caleb – Vampire do this thing and
it's kinda strange. It's called "glamouring". Not only can it
hypnotize, it can brainwash. Our honorable rulers were brainwashed
into hating each other and it all went down hill from ther. The King
and Queen fought until death and the battle took a toll on citizens.
If a person ever was caught in crossfire, their head or some part of
their body was surely gone. They stopped for no one. While fighting,
there was no one to oversee the land and make sure nothing bad
happened. The demons and evil spirits rose from the sealed land and
went on a rampage for human blood and flesh. Bodies lay torn apart on
land and all Edward did was laugh with a smirk on his face. He
laughed and laughed and laughed. He knew he had gained control and no
one would dare stop him. He was the upmost power now and there was no
one greater. There was one rebellion that we rather not talk
about.
Trixie – I see. That's how he took over. It seems like
he would attempt to do something greater. I guess he didn't want to
get his hands dirty and let tem destroy themselves.
Jacob – Now,
let me ask you my question. Where are you from? Who sent you? Why are
you here?
Trixie – (Clears her throat.) We live in a different
place, far off. We run a detective service. Alyssa cleans houses and
we also sell novelty coffee mugs and t-shirts. One day, a man named
Saj was baking a baby and it was stolen b Edward. He told us he lives
here and it is invisible to those who don't believe. It's almost
like Peter Pan. Most people do not know about this and only believe
it as a rumor, so they don't believe at are basically here
to solve the problem.
Caleb – Aaaahhh! But what does this man
named Peter have to do with it. And why does anyone care his
pan.
Trixie – It's a story. But that wasn't the point. If
the true king and queen can pass the barrier. How did Edward get
through?
Caleb – He did force the son to let him through. If so,
how did you get here?
Trixie – ?!Where is Alyssa?
(The
thereof them stop in their footsteps and look around. Two of them
whiff the air for her scent.)
Jacob – There!
(Alyssa is
having a tea party with a raccoon, Hello Kitty lunchbox, Cardcaptor
Sakura action figure and a rock.)
Caleb – WTF?!We need to find
the magical taco and you're having a little tea party! We should've
left you at home if this was what you were going to do.
Alyssa –
Well, you don't always have to be on the move. Live your life to
the fullest.
Caleb – Yeah but we need to find this taco, find
Edward, so you can go home.
Alyssa – SHUT UP! Maybe I don't
want to go home. Maybe I'm tired of cleaning dirty homes of lazy
bums, okay!
(Everyone tried hard not to laugh but still burst out
laughing very hard.)
Alyssa – On second thought, I do enjoy
meeting new people. So I take back everything I said.
Jacob – So
come on and let's go. Besides what did you use for tea if you
didn't have any.
Alyssa – I used healthy cow milk from
Darnell-Cookman's refrigerator.
Trixie – But how did you keep
it cold?
Alyssa – If you didn't know already, at
Darnell-Cookman everything is frozen at 29° below 0. Then, food is
heated to thaw out and served. DUH!
Caleb – What's a
refrigerator? And what is a Danell-Cookman? What's a -29°F?
Alyssa
–You have a lot to learn about me and my world.
Jacob – It's
my world and I. You've been caught ya'd!
Alyssa – Thank you,
Jacob. I definitely needed that. (Sarcasm)
20 minutes later…
Jacob – Let's take a break.
Trixie
– Yeah, My feet are killing me. Anybody want an apple?
Caleb –
I'll take one.
Alyssa – Me too.
(Trixie pulls out her iPod and turns it
on.)
Jacob & Caleb – WHAT IS THAT THING?! It scares
me.
Trixie – It's just an iPod. It won't kill you. It's a
machine that allows you to listen to music when you want. Here give
it a try.(She hands the headphones to Jacob and Caleb)
Trixie –
Here put it in your ear and listen.
("Don't Cha" by PCD is
playing on the iPod)
Caleb – Umm…Why do I want my girlfriend
to be hot like her? Skanks.(He pulled the earphones out of his ear.)I
think I will go for a walk
Trixie – Don't go too far.
Alyssa
– I'll go with him.
Caleb – I'd rather have heart
worms.
Alyssa – Why?
Caleb – Because I said so.
Alyssa –
Why?(They vanish into the forest behind the wide, dark trees)
(Trixie
turns her head and lays down next to Jacob.)
Trixie – I see you
are enjoying my iPod.
Jacob – Actually I don't. I just don't
want to talk to you.
Trixie – Why do you have to be so rude to
me?
Jacob – Because you are a nuisance. We are trying to find
this taco, then you two arrive.
Trixie – Well, you didn't have
to come with us to find it. Why do you guys want it either?
Jacob
– I have to destroy Edward Cullen and restore peace. Plus, if we
weren't here you'd be dead.
Trixie – Well, nothing has
attacked us and I can defend myself.(She gets up and walks away. She
trips on a rope and catches here in a net. Two guys that sort of
resemble pirates pull-up the net and run away.)
(Trixie whips out
her sword and tries to cut the net.)
Pirate Guy#1 – It's
useless you're not possibly strong to cut this net.
Pirate Guy
#2 – You're so right. She's justa woman. She's useless other
than cooking, cleaning and childbirth.
Trixie – Hey, who told
you that lie?
Pirate Guy #1 – SHUT UP!
Trixie – Help me!
