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Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest Episode 5


Dong Zhuo leads a large army in front of the building with his two trusted officers Li Ru and Hua Xiong. Due to the way he's been treated inside the arena; Dong Zhuo wants payback by decapitating the mysterious man and take over the ownership of the tournament for himself.

"Our target is only one man who dares treat me like a joke. If any force gets in the way, kill them, kill them all to show why I deserve to be in that ring!" Dong Zhuo said.

In the box-office room…

"My lord, the mysterious man got a job for you," Gao Shun came in the room with Wei Yan and Zhou Tai as he goes by the details, "It's Dong Zhuo and he brought his 250,000 something by threaten the owner to put him in the list."

"Dong Zhuo? Why would that pig wanted to threat an interesting man by surrounding this building? Well, looks like I'll have some warm up by trashing his entire force with one move," Lu Bu said.

The mightiest warrior leaves the room and head outside to meet the sore loser he disqualified.

Back outside…

"He should be here by now to own me an apology…" Dong Zhuo said.

"My Lord, look, it's Lu Bu. Has the coward feared our army by sending Lu Bu to deal with us?" Li Ru said.

"Dong Zhuo! Don't waste your troops here. This is a place of warriors and you are threaten my might with your puny infantry," Lu Bu said.

"Lu Bu, I have no time to listen to your traitorous mouth. Now where is that cowardly owner?" Dong Zhuo said.

"If you're asking me, he's too busy to waste his time with you. I come here to clean up where we last left off at Liang," Lu Bu then twirl his Sky Scorcher and hits the ground hard to perform his newest technique.

"What…" Dong Zhuo watch as that giant wave motion projectile massacre his entire army from left to right. Zhou Tai, Wei Yan, Wen Chou, and Yan Liang are amaze of the power of that technique knowing they have so much to improve themselves.

Some of Dong Zhuo's troops deserted and ran for their lives not wanting to be a test dummy for Lu Bu's new move. This makes Dong Zhuo furious, because Lu Bu a nuisance to him.

"Alright, we're leaving, but next time I'll make you feel sorry for defecting me, Lu Bu," Dong Zhuo soon left with his two officers and Lu Bu turns to the 4 men who are awe of his latest technique.

"Awesome isn't it? That's my style," Lu Bu said with a wink. They head back inside the arena.

Ok time for some in ring action…

"Both of you will be sorry to make me mad!" Xu Zhu swings his club at the two Qiaos.

"Watch this sis," Xiao said. She spins herself with her two fans and attacks Xu Zhu with her masou. Zhu blocks the buzzsaw move, but is being push to the ropes almost at the road to elimination. When she recovers, Xu Zhu finds the right time to make his move. He did a shoulder tackle at the girl, which knocks her hard on the ring mat.

"Ha! Didn't say I warn you," Xu Zhu smirks as he prepares to do more damage to the younger Qiao. Da Qiao races to interference Xu Zhu hoping her sister recovers quickly so they both and perform their masous at the same time to finish off Zhu.

Gan Ning is still defending everything Xiahou Dun and Dian Wei are throwing at him. He checks out the Qiaos solution with Xu Zhu. It doesn't seem like anything he's going through. They aren't the type to last a fight longer than Ning does. That's why they must eliminate Xu Zhu before he really puts them in an endurance battle.

Xiao Qiao finally recovers after a minute from getting tackled by Xu Zhu. She was so close, but now that her older sister is taking on the sleeping tiger herself, they can go exactly as the plan accord.

"Ok, Xiao Qiao, this is it," Da Qiao said. Her younger sister nodded and they look at Xu Zhu who is about to charge at them with everything he got.

Back in the office…

Lu Bu and the rest of the recruited securities return from rendezvous with Dong Zhuo. It seems the first assignment is successful.

"That greedy pig won't be coming back here in a while," Lu Bu said.

"Well done, fellas. Lu Bu, since you're so bored that's why I have you be a part of my security to take care of worms like Dong Zhuo," Mysterious man said.

"No problem, Boss. From now on, I can trust your services as long as Dong Zhuo waste more troops for me to train," Lu Bu smiled.

"Heh, we couldn't let you have all the fun…." Zhou Tai said.

"There are 250,000 troops and Lu Bu forced most of them to desert Dong Zhuo with a single technique," Yan Liang said.

"What…is….that… move…called…" Wei Yan asked.

"Oh, I haven't got a name of my new move yet," Lu Bu said while he thinks of a couple of names, but most of the time he thinks one name of his move as "Hellish" than something else consistent.

In Zhao Yun's box office room…

Ma Chao watches the tournament continues. He still thinks it's going to be the Cao Cao show than a battle royal. To let all these worries get out of his head, there must be something he can calm down and relax. Zhao Yun is still playing Soul Calibur, so Ma Chao decides to play with him. Zhao Yun saves his data on mission mode and starts playing versus mode with Ma Chao. Suddenly the door knocks.

"Come in," Zhao Yun said.

Taishi Ci appears with Sun Ce. They are going to have their chance in the ring soon, so right now it's a good time to meet the 2 tiger generals.

"Hey, Zhao Yun," Taishi Ci greeted.

"Damn, this place looks awesome," Sun Ce said.

"Make yourself at home in here. I do think this is a good time to party around the room before our turn comes," Zhao Yun said. Ma Chao looks at Yun nervously with sweatdrops.

"Party? But, Sun Ce is here. We don't want to get ourselves drunk like craze and lose concentration in that ring," Ma Chao said.

"Oh come on, guys. I'm not going to spike juices again like I did at my brother's birthday party," Sun Ce said.

"That part was terrible. You even made your brother mad," Taishi Ci said.

"Listen, Mr. Party Pooper. We must stay healthy if either of us are going to win that 5 billion and no one eliminates Cao Cao or Cao Pi, but me. Understand?" Ma Chao said.

The two Wu officers nodded as they sat down and watch the tournament continues. Zhao Yun has no grudge with Cao Cao and Cao Pi, except his rivalry with Cao Pi for the relationship with Zhen Ji. Still, Ji is married to Cao Pi and Zhao Yun still friends with the unrivaled beauty.

"Ma Chao, even if we go in that ring, the anger inside you will cause some lack of concentration too," Zhao Yun said.

"Yeah Yeah, Captain Obvious. Can we finish our game?" Ma Chao said.

Taishi Ci and Sun Ce can't help, but laugh at Ma Chao for his never-ending vendetta with Cao Cao.

Back in the ring…

Xu Zhu can't take it anymore with the quickness of two Qiaos, so he prepares for his counterattack. He summons enough chi to channel in his Iron club.

"Just alittle more…" Xu Zhu thought. The Qiao sisters begin to charge at him with the momentum still in their favorite. "Heh…gotcha!"

Xu Zhu performs his masou, not noticing his own buddies Dian Wei and Xiahou Dun are near the other side of the ropes trying to eliminate Gan Ning.

"Xiao Qiao, dunk!" Da Qiao warned her younger sister. The flaming waves shoot everywhere around the ring as Xu Zhu continues spinning around like heaven's might.

"Holy…" Gan Ning dunks quickly before the long priority of the move hits him. Dian Wei and Xiahou Dun looks a second before it was almost too late to dodge the attack.

"Wooh wooh!" Xu Zhu completely stops when he lays down on the mat a bit dizzy after risking his powerful technique. "Oooh, still haven't perfect it for years…"

This long recovery gives the Qiao sisters a huge advantage. When Xiahou Dun and Dian Wei got up, they turn to see Xu Zhu still dizzy after pulling off the move.

"Xu Zhu, why didn't you warn us before you do it?" Xiahou Dun questioned.

"I…I don't know…" Xu Zhu said as he gets up, the Qiao sisters are just about to get near him.

"Now, Xiao!" Da Qiao shouted. They both execute their masous at the same time just the moment before Xu Zhu could say a word, they begin a series of hits at the sleeping tiger. Everytime the double masou is still going, it puts the three near the ropes and the final hit is done by Xiao Qiao saying, "Come back next time!"

In slow motion, all Xu Zhu can think before he hits the ground is "Nooooo!" and when he falls to the ground it did a little quake effect that awe the audience.

Gan Ning checks out the first person who got eliminate and then turns to the Qiao sisters attention.

"Alright! See that, those two are really something when they're fighting as a team," Gan Ning said.

Xiahou Dun and Dian Wei could say nothing, but stare at Gan Ning. They resume their fighting stance hoping to change that mistake Xu Zhu pull off to their own momentum.

"Hey ladies, how about helping me deal with these guys? I'm tired of playing defense the entire hour in this ring," Gan Ning asked.

Xiao Qiao whispers to Da Qiao and they both think it over a minute, then comes their answer.

"I think you'll do just fine on your own against those two," Da Qiao said with a wicked grin.

"Aw no, you both rather help Sun Ce and Zhou Yu instead of me?" Gan Ning said. "Tch, I should have been on the number 10 to 1 spot, but this is what I get for going too easy on my opponents all because of offense!"

And with that, Dun and Wei starts punishing Gan Ning not letting him recover from the blows. The two Qiaos just look and laugh so hard.

At the backstage…

Yuan Shao watches the battle goes on. He's going to be up next. Doesn't care much that is happening to Gan Ning rather he looks at Dian Wei and is impressed with the Coming Evil's strength. Why is he still serving Cao Cao? Yuan Shao prepares to make his way to the ring in a few minutes.

Back in Zhao Yun's box office…

Lu Bu returns with Gao Shun as they sat on the chairs next to the other table and watch Zhao Yun playing another fighting game after Soul Calibur. It's King of Fighters 98 on Neo Geo.

"Hey guys, you're just in time to play a 6 player battle. Lu Bu, I like for you to join my team with Ma Chao. Gao Shun can go with Sun Ce's team. We're playing by taking turns with the joystick," Zhao Yun said.

"Interesting, how about it, Shun?" Lu Bu asked. Gao Shun nods and they join the party.

At the office…

A door knocks and Wei Yan opens it. It's Cao Cao with Guo Jia at his side like always.

"…….." Mysterious man didn't say anything as he stare in the eye with the "Hero of Chaos"

"Well well, we meet at last," Cao Cao said.

"Of course, you're feeling excited King of Wei," Mysterious man said.

"I'm so grateful to have you put me after Yuan Shao and leave the Qiaos in the ring right into my grasp. Thank you, thank you very much Mr. Owner!" Cao Cao said.

"No, thank YOU," Mysterious man said. "Because if it wasn't for the most dirtiest poem you wrote; I wouldn't put you at number 43, but at number 35 with Liu Bei and his Oath Brothers."

"I don't care about Shu and Liu Bei. He can go on and on about his govern ship of Democrats. I want the Qiaos and get my revenge on Wu," Cao Cao said.

"Fair enough," Mysterious man grinned.

Cao Cao and Guo Jia left the office and before the door closes, Wei Yan, Zhou Tai, and the Mysterious Man throw middle fingers behind the "Hero of Chaos" and the door shut closed.

"Sigh, he always gets the women…" Mysterious man sighed.

At the hall…

"My lord, with Xu Zhu eliminated, you must avoid conflict with Yuan Shao and concentrate on negotiate with the Qiao sisters," Guo Jia advised.

"Yeeess…." Cao Cao smiled wickedly and looks up the roof of the heavens themselves.

Somewhere in the corner, Zhen Ji and Cao Pi overheard the conversation.

"That will be his own downfall. Soon after his rendezvous with the Qiaos, he'll leave a lot of opponents wanting to eliminate him fast. There's no way I'm going to contribute him with 5 billion just for the Qiaos and rebuilding his navy," Cao Pi said standing against the wall with his arms crosses.

"You always get me into thinking your entire family takes other families wives with chaos," Zhen Ji rolls her eyes in amusement.

"Oh nonono, not like me, beautiful," Cao Pi comes close to Zhen Ji and holds her dearly. "I earned you from the Yuans because our army will forever be powerful and you have no other reason to be with someone else other than an amazingly talented man like me; The future of our land.

Tune in next time…..


Authors Notes: I'm going to take a break with this fic and go back to finishing chapter 3 of KUF: Crimson Tide. As for Xu Zhu fans like me, I really want him to stay in the ring, but something else came up in my mind that will be as entertaining than Xu Zhu helping Zhang Liao's plans.