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Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest Episode 6


At the box office…

"Hey Zhao Yun, guess who is next to make it's way to the ring?" Ma Chao pointed at the window to it's direction of the man in one of the best DW5 costumes of all time.

Zhao Yun's fun has finally paused to the look of one man he can't stand ever since he once joined him.

In the ring…

Classical music theme plays and huge highlights points at the entrance.

"The noble gentleman"

"Boooo…" Zhao Yun said while playing Soul Calibur 2 on Xbox with Sun Ce.

"He's the same damn guy that gave my father's life a living hell next to Huang Zu…" Sun Ce said.

"Don't forget, his brother Yuan Shu with Ji Ling is cheering him," Taishi Ci points at Yuan Shu's ringside seats.

Yuan Shao walks toward the direction where the ring is. He can see two of Cao Cao's officers toying with Gan Ning and the Qiaos just standing at the corner talking about stuff. What a waste of talent in his eyes.

Yan Liang and Wen Chou are watching at the TV while on security duty proud of their fearsome leader's debut.

"I wonder why he looks so much like a banana man?" Diao Chan said turning at Chen Gong who just smacks his head.

The owner's office…

"Hmm, I should of put a better theme for that yellow dragon himself, Yuan Shao," Mysterious man said.

Back in the ring…

Yuan Shao engage in a debate with Dian Wei. This is one of Cao Cao's strongest officers, someone who should be more suited with a glorious army like Yuan Shao's. Shao has a thing for badass soldiers turned rich gentlemen than bothersome strategist and advisors.

"Dian Wei, still being ordered by Cao Cao to eliminate Shanyue yanks like Ning while you can win this tournament by walking in my path of noble supremacy," Yuan Shao said.

Dian Wei stops at what he's doing while Xiahou Dun did a quick knock back counter at Gan Ning. This will give Gan Ning a lot of rest needed before he recovers.

"Dian Wei, don't listen to him. He's always incompetent in seeing true to other officers abilities than whoring himself all the credit…" Xiahou Dun protested.

"Hahahaha, now who is being incompetent now? You lost your eye for the sake of Cao Cao's path to glory and Dian Wei, you know something will happen to you the same when following him," Yuan Shao said.

"Oooh, you think your military is so perfect since we kicked your ass at Guan Du!" Xiahou Dun said.

"With the help of Guan Yu and Xu You's defiance..?" Yuan Shao assumed.

"Don't bring that criminal Guan Yu in this after what he done to Qin Yi!" Xiahou Dun shouted.

With that, the tense between two men became a one on one sword battle with Xiahou Dun swore to eliminate Cao Cao's so called 'friend'.

"I wonder why my cousin have bad friends!" Xiahou Dun thought to himself.

Dian Wei turns his attention to Gan Ning who is struggling to get up after a few minutes of rest. How long can this torture continue? Will he survive to the very end of this tournament?

At the backstage…

"My lord! Xiahou Dun is fighting Yuan Shao with the crowd rooting for Dun!" Guo Jia said.

"Success, with Yuan Shao out of my way, I can finally start my debut meeting the two beauties. Oh, I finished this poem I wrote. What do you think of it?" Cao Cao showed Jia the poem.

"It's a wonderful poem. A picture painted in words," Guo Jia said. "With that, the two flowers fall to the might of your word to mouth…"

"I AM the word to mouth!" Cao Cao smiled.

On the other side of the backstage, Sima Yi and his loyalist are hearing Cao Cao's conversation with Guo Jia.

"Just as I thought, Cao Cao is more focused to having the entire ring staged for his meeting with the Qiaos. Why should I collaborate with him?" Sima Yi said.

"Why not my lord? I shall help you win this tournament going with the plan you wanted us involve," Deng Ai said.

"Father, Shi and I will keep Jiang Wei occupied before he even gets to help Zhuge Liang," Sima Zhao said.

Sima Yi nodded, he finally brought his hidden Jin loyalist with him.

Back in the ring…

Xiahou Dun and Yuan Shao continue to cross swords at each other parrying and countering back and forth. The outcome is complicating.

"Go Shao! Drive out the Cao family thugs!" Yuan Shu cried.

"Shut him up, Dun!" Li Dian cried. The other Wei officers at the audience cheered louder.

Yuan Shao jumps high in the air preparing to perform his sky strike attack darting his sword against the ground. Xiahou Dun evades the attack, but the explosion forces him a few inches away. Dun strikes back with a sword somersault.

The Qiaos watch the battle while it bores them a lot.

"Hmph, where's Zhou Yu and Sun Ce when we need them to entertain ourselves from barbaric men…." Xiao Qiao said. Her older sister agrees the same.

"You'll regret this, Xiahou Dun. I know so much about you and your whore of a mother!" Yuan Shao shouted.

"Don't even mention about my mother!" Xiahou Dun keeps forcing his strength with everything he got. The bad news is that his masou ends up collide with Yuan Shao's. They both come face to face.

"So tell me what you know so much about my mother, Banana Man?" Xiahou Dun said.

On the other side, Dian Wei walks slowly to Gan Ning.

"Ready for more pain?" Dian Wei grinned.

"…" Gan Ning face is sweat with little strategy he has up in his sleeves.

Before Dian Wei can think of his first move, Gan Ning quickly rush by swing his sword protectively.

"Heh, I guess he still have much energy left," Dian Wei thought.

At the office…

There is a knock at the door and Wei Yan opens it.

"Well well, I didn't expect to see you here warrior princess," Mysterious man greeted.

"Listen here, I don't see you so mysterious, but you better get me in that ring with Gan Ning right this instant!" Shang Xiang said.

"Wait…wait a minute. Please try to understand that Gan Ning is in the most challenging position in this tournament. There's nothing wrong there and you will be in that ring soon enough," Mysterious man said.

Zhou Tai and Wei Yan laugh so hard at the solution about Gan Ning. Shang Xiang, like the fearless young woman she is stares at them with death threats.

"Look, I got nothing against Gan Ning, ok?" Mysterious man pleads.

"Hahahahahaha!" Zhou Tai and Wei Yan laughed together out loud.

"Hmph…" Sun Shang Xiang exits out of the office not without letting out her anger with a massive door slam shut.

Shang Xiang couldn't take it anymore as she walks to the box office where her brother Ce is.

"Gosh, you guys are playing inside the mind of that so calld mysterious man. All of you, even you Zilong!" Shang Xiang said.

"Why is your sister so loud?" Lu Bu whispered at Sun Ce.

"She's a damn Sun, what do you expect the proud bravery of our family? Not to forget we have different mothers, she's half Shanyue. It's a secret…" Sun Ce said.

Shang Xiang looks out the window where the battle continues while the guys keep playing video games.

At the hall of the arena…

Watching the battle between Yuan Shao and Xiahou Dun gave Lu Xun too many thoughts about what is going to happen to him once he gets in that ring. He decides to talk to Jiang Wei about it.

Xu Zhu walks towards Zhang Liao who is leading against the wall quietly. Zhu let himself down. To lose to cuties like the Qiaos is going to be the biggest embarrassment once he gets back to Xu Chang. Soldiers will keep making fun of him.

"I'm sorry, Zhang Liao. I let you down," Xu Zhu said.

"Meh, I should of know those girls are the reason why Cao Cao didn't want them eliminated," Zhang Liao said.

"Hmm, Lord Cao Cao is very weird at most times. What does he want with those annoy brats?" Xu Zhu questioned.

"You don't want to know. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still serving him," Zhang Liao said.

Near the backstage to the entrance…

Cao Cao prepares to make his debut. He keeps his poem as his trump card. Of course, once this goes on; the plan to dominate the ring will exceed. This is the biggest distraction to Wu officers, leaving them wide open.

Back in Zhao Yun's room (aka box office)…

Zhou Yu enters the party and gave Sun Ce the list of who goes in the ring next. But, as soon as Sun Ce reads it more carefully, he finally know why Zhou Yu gave him this, not because of when they will get their chance at the ring, but their wives are in danger of getting into an affair with the old bastard.

"CAO CAO!"

See you next episode…


Author's Notes: Forgive me for the long delay. Everyone, I thank you for reading this battle royal fic and I will continue to write more on what is going to happen in this tournament. In the meantime, I recommend everyone to play Romance of the 3 Kingdoms 10. Finished it four times. Dang, I did another rushed chapter. 5 pages and I'm not in my best writing ability right now.