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Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest
Episode 8
The ring…
After what happened to Dian Wei, Yuan Shao laughed so hard.
"And they said, Wei is the best; their officers are getting stupider and stupider. Dian Wei, I own you a great debt and you spit it…" Yuan Shao shook his head.
"We haven't forgotten about the pirate. Why don't you deal with him, Yuan?" Xiahou Dun told.
"Nice bells," Xiahou Yuan stretch his neck ready to rumble.
"Thanks, I like to wear one of those helmets someday," Gan Ning have a long way to stay in the game.
Xiahou Yuan waste no time to start by shooting his bow first at Gan Ning. He wants to analyze his opponent's evasion skills first. Gan Ning dodged every arrow as they come faster changing his distance and parry them.
Yuan Shao and Xiahou Dun turn to Cao Cao who is still having fun with the Qiaos and then they stare back each other.
"Whatever…" They both said. The two clash once again.
Back in the owner's office…
"Dian Wei hasn't been eliminated. Thank goodness, one of my favorite characters," the owner said.
It should have been Yuan Shao, but the duke is cleverly tricky just like how he did with Gongsun Zan.
The door knock as Wei Yan and Zhou Tai enters.
"Boys, what do we have in report?" the owner awaits looking at his bodyguards.
"Cao Pi been distress about his father telling the Qiaos of his childhood saying those aren't true, but gets laughed out the hall by the crowd…" Zhou Tai said.
"Oh well, that's what giving heat is all about. I know he will not allow this harassment," the owner chuckled.
"Cao Pi….wants…respect…" Wei Yan said.
"I thought giving him the top tier gains him some respect. He'll be the luckiest guy to win that is if he can make it," the owner resolved.
"But, who dares to challenge his ambition?" Zhou Tai asked.
"Oh oh, I'm not telling you," the owner smiled.
At the backstage…
"Cao Cao has one messed up family…" Sima Yi smack his head.
"They're like the Mahanons father…" Sima Zhao said.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu glare at the Simas.
"Oh, us? We have nothing to do with that twerp. It's your turn, go on, give em hell!" Sima Yi cheered.
"You better not try to cross with us, Sima Yi," Zhou Yu warned.
"No no, you want Cao Cao, but I wanted the win. Deal?" Sima Yi bribed.
"Deal…" Zhou Yu said and he turns to his best friend who nodded.
Back in the ring…
"Lord, I got urgent news, Sun Ce is next. He's coming to tear you apart Cao Cao," Xun Yu shows up from the audience.
"Oh, damn it. Besides the Qiaos are sleeping due to my story telling. Oh look at them, too good to lose and can't afford Sun Ce to eliminate me early. I have so much life to live until the world is in my hands," Cao Cao quickly tries to wake up Dian Wei.
"Uh….l..lord?" Dian Wei can only see a female angel around his head.
"Come on, snap out of it Dian Wei!" Cao Cao shake him.
"Beautiful…" Dian Wei shows pleasurable eyes.
"Please tell me you didn't spend too much time with Zhang He…" Cao Cao glared.
"Uh, oh sorry lord. I must have suffered a concussion. What happened?" Dian Wei scanned the ring.
"It doesn't matter now, I want you to take care of Sun Ce. You are The Coming Evil, now show him that!" Cao Cao ordered.
"Yes sir!" Dian Wei stood tall waiting for The Little Conquer to show up.
Rock music theme starts as Sun Ce races to get his hands on Cao Cao first.
"Cao Cao you slime!" Sun Ce suddenly stops as Dian Wei block his path to Cao Cao's corner.
"Heh.." Dian Wei smirked.
"Out of my way, baldy!" Sun Ce threw a left hook attacking him, but Dian Wei quickly chokes him and did a chokeslam.
"Yeah!" Cao Cao cheered.
"Haha!" Dian Wei laughed then focus giving Sun Ce more pain. He felt this usual tense to adore his opponents moaning and whimper when they're trashed.
"Kane!" Cao Cao pointed at his favorite general, some Pro Weist at the audience nodded.
At the owners room…
"Ok, I'm giving the Wei guys too much credit here. Hmm…call Lu Bu," the owner ordered. Wei Yan and Zhou Tai left the room to get Lu Bu.
"Cao Cao, we're not through with this yet. You won't take over this show while I'm watching," the owner snared.
Back in Zhao Yun's room(the box office)..
"I can't believe I'm seeing this. Cao Cao takes over the ring with an iron fist and getting pictures of the Qiaos asleep," Sun Shang Xiang hits the wall hard in frustration.
"I know Cao Cao best. He is the dirtiest player in the battlefield," Ma Chao watches battle royal continue seeing the face of his worst enemy.
"What happened?" Taishi Ci asked.
"Well, Sun Ce got chokeslammed by Dian Wei and the solution is much deceptive. You're up next after Zhou Yu, Ci," Ma Chao said. Soon the door opens and the two securities give Lu Bu the news.
"Lu Bu, the boss wants to speak with you.." Zhou Tai said.
Lu Bu turns to Diao Chan and she knew what's coming.
"I'm always obliged to be at his service. I'll be back Cicada," Lu Bu went out walking tall.
"Wait, I'm coming with him, it has to be something I want to do," Ma Chao race after Lu Bu.
"Well, I'm about to be in the ring in a few, Zhao Yun," Taishi Ci said.
"Alright, save some for me. I couldn't wait to battle this competition," Zhao Yun high five his friend.
The guys left leaving only Zhao Yun and the girls.
"I think a good walk of fresh air will do me well. Why don't you ladies give the game a try?" Zhao Yun got up and head out to the door going outside.
"Come on, Shang Xiang. Didn't you always brag about how great you are in fighting games?" Diao Chan starred at her.
"Alright, don't complain that I'm too good," Sun Shang Xiang mocked her rival.
"We'll see," Diao Chan chuckled.
As Zhao Yun gets out of the room, he takes a deep breath and walks towards the hall.
"Little brother!" a monstrous voice was heard.
"Oh no…." Zhao Yun groaned knowing who this is.
"Wazzup ma brotha?" Zhang Fei is drunk.
"Don't let Xing Cai find out you're drunk again, Fei," Zhao Yun sighed.
"I err Lu Bu izz bee in called bye the ownzed!" Zhang Fei said.
Zhao Yun could understand what he's saying when he's drunk, but in front of someone who is more comfortable with plural, perfect English, will be livid.
"Yes, the owner wants something for Lu Bu to do. It's important," Zhao Yun said.
"Aw man, why him and not meee?" Zhang Fei sobered.
"Look, you'll be up at the ring soon, so stay focus Zhang Fei. Come on, being like that in this state will cause you to lose," Zhao Yun said. He soon left the hall and is finally outside. It's peacefully quiet at night looking at the stars.
"Excuse me, are you Zhao Yun?" a female voice spoke.
"Yes I am, who are …um.." Zhao Yun can see there is a group of girls exceed in numbers of hundreds. This is bad…
At the boss office…
"Yes, the part with Cao Cao and the Qiaos was quirky, but funny nonetheless. Wait, you want it to be alittle over the top? Well…I'll think about it. Good thing I didn't go too far to give a bra and panties shot of the Qiaos by Cao Cao. There are fangirls swarming around this arena. Yeah, I know the DW community is in jeopardy and the scene is dying," the owner look at the security TV seeing Zhao Yun running for his life from uber crazed fangirls. "Oh god….Look I'm going to hang up now. Bye!"
Lu Bu and Ma Chao shows up.
"Boys will you hold on a moment, there's a disaster outside I must stop it," the owner races out of the hall.
Zhao Yun should have stay inside the room….
Meanwhile, Zhao Yun….
"Phat phat…. there are too many of them and no where else to hide. I must get back in the arena," Zhao Yun thought. He ran past the dark couple, Cao Pi and Zhen Ji as they sat together relaxing. The fangirls zoom pass them incredibly.
"Mmmahahhahahahhahaa," Cao Pi started.
"Huh?" Zhen Ji doesn't get it.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, that's priceless. The posterboy! His number one weakest is the fangirls. Look at him cowering in fear! LOL!" Cao Pi said.
"A bunch of Mary Sue wannabes if you ask me," Zhen Ji thought shook her head in grief.
Out the hall…
"He got to be somewhere….Yan Liang, Wen Chou open the doors quickly!" the owner shouted. Everyone at the hall is puzzled about what is going on.
Zhao Yun is coming to their direction and he enters the hall. The two securities shut the door close and holding it tight from the rabid fangirls.
"Oh..oh thank you, thank you very much. I was almost robbed, got my clothes torn and what else they want me so bad…" Zhao Yun struggled.
"I forgot to warn you about leaving the area for some fresh air. That's what the fangirls are waiting for. During the admission, they want to see you out there alone as if being alone is your moto," the owner said.
"I'll remember that next time," Zhao Yun said watching the girls screaming and banging the doors.
"Woooo! Way it go little brother!" Zhang Fei is at it again.
"Oooh…" Zhao Yun lies on the floor exhausted from running 4 miles around the arena.
At the ring…
Zhou Yu show up slowly and look at Cao Cao far in the eye. Of course his theme is abit techno, but why Ce's have to be heavy metal? It didn't matter to the feel of his personality now that Cao Cao pissed him off.
Once he steps up the ring, Dian Wei and Sun Ce are exchanging blows, but Dian Wei is the one toying with his best friend. If he wanted to get to Cao Cao so badly he'll have to eliminate Dian Wei, which is fair enough.
"Ce!" Zhou Yu shot his projectile as Ce flips out of the way in time for Dian Wei to take the hit. Sun Ce strikes down hitting the ground hard to cause a ground wave attack.
"We're finally in the ring together, Zhou Yu," Sun Ce said.
Dian Wei stood up against the two of them. He liked these odds better, because one is stronger and the other is smarter, a worthy handicap package.
"Ce, the rest of Cao Cao's men are busy fighting the opposite opponements, once Dian Wei is down, Cao Cao will crumble fast since he doesn't stand a chance against us both two to one," Zhou Yu said.
"That's what I'm thinking, bro, come on!" They both charge at Dian Wei preparing for the 2nd hour of the tournament.
See you next episode…
