Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors, but the mysterious man.
A/N: Got to update this so I can watch Asian TV drama on cable. Kinda strange for a black guy getting interested in those kind of shows…
Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest
Episode 11
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"NO DKS! NO DKS!" Yellow Turbans rallied.
At the mysterious man's office…
"Boss!" Yan Liang and Wen Chou hurried to give more bad news about Zhang Jiao.
"I know, I know, we must come up with a plan furthermore, Dong Zhuo is back again makes it twice the unbearable crisis," the mysterious man said.
"Yellow..Turbans…die…!" Wei Yan growled.
"No Wei Yan, we don't want to slaughter all those innocent people believing in Zhang Jiao's meaningless teachings," Zhao Yun said.
"Do you have an idea on what we should do?" Zhou Tai asked.
"If you go out there, those fangirls will return to tear you apart," the Mysterious Man warned.
"It's a gamble, we let those fangirls deal with Zhang Jiao's disciples," Zhao Yun chuckled.
At the backstage…
"Father, I can't take it anymore! That mysterious man made me work at that pathetic food standing and couldn't give me another opportunity to join my brother and sister to the ring! I want that damned Zhang Liao!" Sun Quan complained.
"And…" Sun Jian sounded like he didn't care.
"And what? He's giving me unfair treatment can't you see why I'm not on the list!" Sun Quan said.
"Maybe he save you as one of the top 10 or the fact that you disgrace me as a military leader," Sun Jian did a eyebrow raise at his son.
"F…father…" Sun Quan whimpered.
"I'm trying to concentrate on my fight against Yuan Shao and who else shows up at the ring," Sun Jian shines his favorite weapon.
"…." Sun Quan decides to settle it with the mysterious man at his office.
Sun Jian walks out to the titantron, not before Huang Gai tells him "Go get em tiger".
At the ring…
Zhang Liao hears Sun Jian's music theme that sounds like jungle beat. Not like it imitate him. He was looking forward to facing the Tiger of Jiang Dong.
Sun Jian walks up into the ring with people chanting him. Looking down at Yuan Shao, he smirk and turn face to face with Zhang Liao.
"Thanks for humiliating my son, he deserves it at He Fei," Sun Jian said.
"No need for the compliments, let us fight," Liao readies his stance.
"Pop.." Sun Ce gets up at the same time the other officers recovered from the incident by Lu Bu.
"So..the Tiger of Jiang Dong is here…" Cao Cao muttered. Soon he notices the Qiaos aren't there.
"Where's Xiao..ugh," Zhou Yu scanned the ring.
"Dun?" Xiahou Yuan regain conscious as well as Gan Ning, Taishi Ci, and Dian Wei.
"I'm alright, damn Lu Bu…" Xiahou Dun sees Yuan Shao still laying on the ring and saw Zhang Liao and Sun Jian clashing blades.
At the box office…
Lu Bu appears sitting down next to his Diao Chan watching her and the bow princess playing. He looks to the window to see his old buddy Zhang Liao at the ring fighting Sun Jian.
"Hmph, same o' Zhang Liao like always…" Lu Bu said.
Diao Chan having a problem with her feelings for both Lu Bu and Zhang Liao. Meeting two men in the same ring, whom shall she support?
Back outside…
Zhang Jiao's fraction been persuading people by not enjoying the violence tournament nor enter the building corrupted with such wickedness
"You saw what happened to those people inside the arena? Their minds were corrupted by a mysterious foreigner not of this world!" Zhang Jiao preaches his disciplines what is good for their people and what's bad for them.
Zhao Yun is outside seeing if his fangirls are still around waiting to get another shot at seeing him. Zhang Jiao and Dong Zhuo's army are there a couple of yards away from the arena, it's a perfect chance to put confusion in the two fractions.
"Listen everyone, we mustn't lose the opportunity to get our hands our handsome little dragon!" One Zhao Yun fangirl said.
"He won't get away with us. No, I shall be the first to ask him a date!" the other fangirl said.
"No, you're too ugly for one such as you to date him. I'm the prettiest looking fangirl who deserves his date," the third one stated.
"Ha! You're too young girly, he needs someone older with a sexy body," the fourth one mocked.
"HELLO LADIES!"
All the Zhao Yun fangirls suddenly turn to see their teen idol giving a sly grin making a posterboy pose.
Where Zhang Jiao and Dong Zhuo's forces are…
"Someone, tell that man to shut up! I can't stand his annoyance!" Dong Zhuo ordered.
"Infidels! You dare take action against Heavens will! People, Dong Zhuo of Tian Shui and his minions of chaos support this horrible tournament!" Zhang Jiao pointed his staff to show his followers one of the things that must be purify in Heaven's will.
"What kind of Jackass are you who speaks the Heavens?" Hua Xiong glared.
"My lord!" Li Ru pointed out the horror. Dong Zhuo and his men saw the enormous numbers of the Zhao Yun fangirls storming like a charging cavalry. When Zhang Jiao saw it, he gasped.
"Ladies, these are the men who wanted to take me out of the tournament!" Zhao Yun accused.
"No, they won't dare to take our Yunnie out of the game. Go get em girls!" the Zhao Yun fangirls attacked Zhang Jiao's followers and Dong Zhuo's in melee. Zhao Yun tries to crawl his way through the anger mob all the way back into the arena where Liu Bei saw the whole incident.
"My word…" Liu Bei couldn't believe what he is seeing.
"Lord Liu Bei, I apologize for the inconvenience, but the mysterious man had ordered me to deal with Dong Zhuo and Zhang Jiao outside," Zhao Yun said.
"Would you mind telling me what is going on?" Liu Bei asked.
"Well…where shall I start? I was honored to have my own box office, then people like Cao Cao are plotting to take over the tournament by their own hands and Zhang Jiao tried to gather new disciplines to his petition on banning this tournament that is if he wins. Well, my lord, you'll up next soon. The ring is completely a feud between Wei and Wu," Zhao Yun bowed to his imperial highness as he about to head back to the box office not before Liu Bei put his hand on his shoulder for one moment.
"Wait, um is Shang Xiang going to be in the game? Perhaps, is she on the question mark list?" Liu Bei was worried about fighting Sun Shang Xiang.
"It maybe so, my lord. Oh, she's at my room with Diao Chan. Will you like to go meet her?" Zhao Yun asked.
"Err, no but thanks," Liu Bei shuddered.
"……" Zhao Yun blinked.
They can hear screams shouting outside the door as the Zhao Yun fangirls force Dong Zhuo's fraction to retreat while Zhang Jiao was squashed on the ground.
At the owners room…
Sun Quan entered the room furious of his unfair treatment from the mysterious man. His father scold him right in front of the face about his poor military leadership and now that's the last straw.
"Again with your complains…" the owner yawned.
"I worked the whole hour cooking trash and now I demand my rightful place in this tournament!" Sun Quan said.
"Hehehe, always the impatience ruler aren't you? One of the spots in the question marks is where you might be listed in the tournament. So stop whining and relax still your name is announce by my staffs," the owner got up and walked to the door opening it.
"I'm in…" Sun Quan whispered.
"You'll get your chance to avenge the loss against Zhang Liao," the owner said.
"Thank you, I don't know how I'll repay you for this! Yes ,you do have a kind heart I envy it," Sun Quan gets watery eyes and left the room.
At the hall, Cao Pi is standing behind the wall with his arms cross as Sun Quan is about to past him he chuckled.
"Hey Quanny…" Cao Pi's tone changed Sun Quan's expression that of a darken face covered.
"What do you want you slime…" Sun Quan growled quietly.
"About our agreement, have you not forgotten it? Remember, it was I that made your force's borders secured and transporting provisions for your victory at Yi Ling. The victory is also my victory and you throw our alliance away not respecting me as the most powerful man in China," Cao Pi said.
"Argh, just what I needed…more annoyances!" Sun Quan thought as he walks away from Cao Pi talking to him.
"Twerp…" Cao Pi coldly mocked.
Back inside the owners room…
"With the Zhao Yun fangirls, we have increased our security. But, I don't know if Zhao Yun finds it a good thing leaving them out there long enough," the mysterious man said as rubbed his chin.
"Shall we assign Xu Zhu to our DKS security boss?" Wen Chou asked.
"Yes, bring him here. Since he was eliminated and now it's the time I can apply him to work with me," the owner replied.
The mysterious man is satisfied of the way the show is going at the 2nd hour. Ten men in the ring, Wu vs Wei, reinsilating Sun Quan, and what else is happening in DKS feels like a show reaching its popularity status. But, there's just one problem, why are there no Shu officers in the ring yet. The answer is simple; Shu is the least popular kingdom of the tournament. He feels sad, but it's better than having to see more Shu backlashes. He is 50/50 to believing the historical records due to Jin/Wu historians trying to defame Shu's history that leads to the whole story of three kingdoms incomplete.
At the backstage…
Xu Huang is shaping up to be a formidable opponent in the ring. His time has come; he kissed his great axe loving it like his own sweetheart.
"There will be another niche to my axe and I'll prove them that I'm the best Wei officer,' Xu Huang thought to himself as he waits a few moments till the staff calls him out.
In the ring…
Sun Jian and Zhang Liao are parrying each other's swings and strikes. The rest of the men fully recovered until Sun Ce and Zhou Yu notice their wives aren't in the ring anymore. Who could have eliminated them?
"Zhou Yu, the last thing happened was Lu Bu attacking us like peons and now Da and Xiao aren't here," Sun Ce scanned the everyone part of the ring to look for them.
"I think Cao Cao has something to do with this. Guo Jia had those photos of our wives, so they probably went after him," Zhou Yu said.
"Cao Cao!" Sun Ce charged at Cao Cao who slowly turn to see the tiger's fury.
"Hey punk, no one crosses with my cousin till you get threw me," Xiahou Dun leaped to block Sun Ce's route.
Taishi Ci and Dian Wei both recovered and start fighting. Xiahou Yuan resume his battle with Gan Ning, the crowd can't stop cheering their favorites on the ring. Yuan Shao regains conscious and saw Wei and Wu crashing each other. This is a good time for Yuan Shao to take a long break till the next opponent comes out as he remains in the corner of the turnbuckle.
At the owners room…
"Yuan Shao better be eliminated soon…" the owner shook his head as he saw Xu Huang making his way into the ring with his own techno music theme.
At the hall…
"Come back here with those photos you creep!" Da and Xiao are chasing Guo Jia across the hall. Sima Yi is talking to his colleagues when Guo Jia show up exhausted from running away from the two Qiaos.
"Yi, help me out here!" Guo Jia begged.
"Why should I?" Sima Yi didn't want to get involve. Guo Jia turns to see the Qiaos coming towards him and he shrug from being denied for assistance.
"Sima Yi if you have any respect for our lord, you…!" Guo Jia quickly runs outside as the Qiaos zoomed past the Simas.
What else is going to happen next?
See you next episode…
