Disclaimer: Dynasty Warriors is by Koei/Omega Force. I own the mysterious man and the tournament.
Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest
Episode 18
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Outside…
"Hey Dong Zhuo, you like twinkies? I'll buy you plenty to stuff yourself fatter!" Ma Chao taunted.
"Ugly…ruler…" Wei Yan taunted with him.
"Not even as attracting as Wei Yan…" Zhou Tai taunted too.
"Chump, do you seek to see more of my true mighty?" Lu Bu said, he twirls his halberd above him waiting for the first peon to charge at him.
"I've had enough of that overrated cockroach man. Lord, allow me to show him what I really can do?" Hua Xiong asked.
"No, let those morons bark, even Lu Bu is hard to understand. I have these two beauties with me who are worth my attention than that stupid tournament," Dong Zhuo replied.
Soon Da Qiao wakes up from fainting and she is frightened by the look of the Bringer of Chaos. Xiao Qiao breaks the short silence and turns to Dong Zhuo enraged.
"We want nothing to do with you. Besides you're too ugly for me to even show my body, pervy," Xiao Qiao scorned.
"Ah, the younger one is rough. I'm beginning to fall in love with her attitude," Dong Zhuo laughed along with his men.
"Hmph!" Xiao Qiao turns always not looking back at Dong Zhuo's face.
"Oh please, oh please, let me die…" Da Qiao groaned.
"Hey Xu Rong, remember thep prowess of my Scorpion Spear?" Cheng Pu reminds Xu Rong that fated moment.
"Dong Zhuo, we can't just stand there and listen to these losers trash talking!" Xu Rong urged.
"Why don't you rats just leave me alone? Can't you see these two ladies are giving me a great time out here? Just tell that mysterious man I won't bother wasting my time with him," Dong Zhuo sighed.
"Very well, but we'll stay here in case you don't kidnap the Qiaos," Ma Chao said.
"Does it look like I'm kidnapping them you Xi Liang fool!" Dong Zhuo glared at Ma Chao.
"But, those are the wives of our lords," Han Dang coughed.
"And now they'll dump them to marry me," Dong Zhuo proudly presumed.
"I'm not marrying you! Lets get out of her, Da…Da?" Xiao turns to see her sister shaking on the thought of marrying Dong Zhuo.
Back inside, the ring….
"Guan Ping, are you up for a fight?" Lu Meng stood with his White Tiger Pike.
"Well, if you insist," Guan Ping readies his stance possessing the Flying Dragon sword.
Now, everyone wonders what is going on between Zhang Fei and Xu Huang. They're still brawling out except now Zhang Fei put Xu Huang in a wrestling move of sleeper hold.
"Hahah, you bragging on about strength. Can you break this hold of a thousands, Xu Huang?" Zhang Fei taunted.
"Nggh…can't give up now…" Xu Huang struggled.
Everyone else in the ring continue their own struggles in rivalries. Guan Yu made easy work of Gan Ning putting the pirate into the next level of dueling. Soon, Guan Yu noticed Lu Meng's presence that is fighting Guan Ping.
"Damn that Liu Bei. Ooh my head," Yuan Shao recovered, scanning the ring to see seventeen men in the ring. Counting him as seventeenth, Yuan Shao chuckle, he can now have the option to either join Cao Cao to double team Liu Bei or relax at the corner till the next contestant enters the ring. Staring at Cao Cao and Liu Bei, he wonder if it's a good time to give his old friend some good o' times teaming up?
"Well, for once I'll assist Cao Cao in eliminating Liu Bei, I don't like long ears," Yuan Shao thought as he slowly walks up to join his old friend.
Meanwhile in Zhao Yun's box office…
Pang Tong been joking with Cao Pi for minutes while Zhen Ji continues to have an enjoyable time playing Valis. She's at the 4th stage now and beginning to become fond of Yuko's character.
"You've been mumbling to yourself, Pi-Pi. Aren't you enjoying with someone who isn't a coward to stick with Wei heir?" Pang Tong concerned of Cao Pi's stress of Tong's randomness. It irritates him funny.
"If you can stop joking me about my loss at Guan Ling…" Cao Pi mumbled.
"Well, lets sing along a song, shall we? Preciously, this lute was gifted to me by my master," Pang Tong took his lute and plays a song. Cao Pi didn't want to listen, but slowly the melody becomes upbeat.
"Lets hope he's not making another lame joke about my accomplishments as emperor," Cao Pi thought as his face still rubbed by his hands in grief.
"Once upon a time, a man rise to the throne ruling by himself with those who dare not to object his right," Pang Tong sang.
"Go on…" Cao Pi listened while muttering and crossing his legs.
"Lord Cao Pi, ruler of Cao Wei!" Pang Tong continued.
"That's me, definitely I'm the chosen emperor of China, not even my father," Cao Pi smiled.
"But, lately, Wu had oppose you. You ruse your army and attack those who disrespect you,"
"Sun Quan deserves it, I made them win Yi Ling! That coward…" Cao Pi said.
"However, the solution went wrong, there was a young lad named Sun Shao and the veteran Xu Sheng. Tricked by a trap set by Wu; your army panic and went to crumbles!"
"…….." Cao Pi can explode in any minute. This is another Guan Ling joke.
"After returning home, you sat on your throne and said 'Why do I even bother?"!" Pang Tong finished.
"ARGH!" Cao Pi unleashed by hitting the steel chair on the ground. Zhen Ji didn't pay attention as the game got her heavy addicted.
"That was fun! What me to sing another song?" Pang Tong laughed.
At the owners room…
"LOL!" the owner laughed so hard.
"Well, that was the plan. To spread those Guan Ling jokes to the audience once Cao Pi gets into the ring," Zhao Yun winked.
At the hall…
People are watching what is happening outside. The DKS security and Lu Bu are confronting Dong Zhuo's fraction and between them are the Qiaos. Huang Gai, the proud veteran of Wu and a godfather walks up to the backstage when he saw Sun Shang Xiang and Diao Chan chatting.
"Princess," Huang Gai bowed.
"Huang Gai, will you do me a favor? I want you to eliminate Liu Bei," Sun Shang Xiang requested.
"I'm beginning to procedure this matter, my lady," Huang Gai accepted.
"If the moment I get into the ring with him, it'll be hell for me and my fans," Sun Shang Xiang said.
"But, what's wrong with you and Liu Bei?" Huang Gai dares to question her concerns.
"Don't question me, I'm more predominate than my father and stupid brothers if they ever dare to force me in a pointless marriage again! Is that understood?" Sun Shang Xiang glared at the veteran officer. He nodded and went to the backstage to prepare for his entrance.
"Why go on the trouble with eliminating Liu Bei? You really hate him now because of your life at Shu had ruined everything?" Diao Chan asked.
"Because, I want to make him pay, my father, and my brothers for everything. I'm not some tool for use of governing. I'm an independent woman. We suppose to have our civil rights once I win this battle and it will rule out men's domination. Care to join my side, Diao Chan? Forget about the ape woman, she's not worth an ally," Sun Shang Xiang said.
"But, Lu Bu…" Diao Chan was cut short by Sun Shang Xiang as she said, "Lu Bu may want to get in my way with his babbling of True Might. If he win, how do you feel to yourself being inferior to him because you're a woman?"
"…Lady Sun, it's not that. I just don't want to betray Lu Bu," Diao Chan sighed.
"Gosh...that man betrays too many! Get over it with this undying love for a man who loves only the taste of blood on his halberd!" Sun Shang Xiang exclaimed. Everyone turn their attention to Sun Shang Xiang on the fuss.
Behind the crowd, Zhu Rong continues to burn herself from the hatred of that woman. Yue Ying could only blink looking at her companion in hot temper. It shouldn't have come to this, bad girls seeking glory in the competition.
"So, what shall we do now, Shang Xiang?" Diao Chan asked.
"Since Yue Ying decided to be the depute ally with that ape woman, the only other female I met is Xing Cai. Lets go bring her with us," Sun Shang Xiang said, as Diao Chan nodded then the two walked out to find Xing Cai.
At the backstage…
"Huang Gai, you're up in 10," the Staffman said.
"Right," Huang Gai nodded.
He's up next and after him is Lu Xun. Will Wu really win this tournament, but only one Wu officer will respectfully remain the last man standing? Huang Gai's orders are to eliminate Liu Bei, but what if he gets eliminate?
At the darkroom…
"Father, I have another person you would love to meet. He's the man who beaten Zhuge Liang in a debate," Sima Zhao said.
"Ah! Bring him, bring him here!" Sima Yi surprised. The dark figure shows up with a chuckle.
Just what is Sima Yi's fraction up to?
Back in the hall…
"Xing Cai, what's up?" Sun Shang Xiang excited to persuade the very person she treated a little sister.
"Shang Xiang, you should have saw what happened at the arcade. That Zhen Ji , she's continuing to be a thorn on my side!" Xing Cai glittered her teeth. She gets pissed like her father for sure.
"Calm down, I know Zhen Ji best. She's just all showy, no real threat. Will you care to join my new fraction, Xing Cai?" Sun Shang Xiang offered.
"What's this about a new fraction?" Xing Cai questioned.
"Don't you think you're tried of the way your life been treated? Your father drunken habits, the marriage proposal of you and Liu Chan?" Shang Xiang put her hand on Xing Cai's shoulders look worried.
"Well, it's the story of my life, watch for my father not to do something stupid, and the inevitable promises on that marriage as much as I hate to admit," Xing Cai sighed.
"Don't feit, Cai. Join me and if I win this tournament all that will go away. You'll be free to make your own decision in life. Forcing you to marry Liu Chan is just like what my brother did to forcing me to marry Chan's father," Sun Shang Xiang said.
"Alright, count me in. But, do me a favor I want Zhen Ji eliminated!" Xing Cai urged.
"That's what we're going to do, eliminate Wei's trashy slut. I don't get why that kingdom is the best. They have terrible taste in women and that ape woman. She needs to get civilized," Sun Shang Xiang grinned.
"Um, what about Yue Ying?" Xing Cai asked.
"She'll submit to me. I'm making arrangements for her to backstab Zhu Rong," Sun Shang Xiang turns the direction of the camera with a wicked grin. This new female fraction becomes an object to the female competition.
"…….." Diao Chan stared down the floor frowning.
At the backstage…
Huang Gai walked up to the titantron with the r and b music theme played. When the words "Ballistic" was heard, he quickly changed expressions. The thing here is that Liu Bei is the objective and the quickest way to eliminate one foe is the keyword ballistic. He is carrying bombs with him. This looks bad for Shu and Wei, but what about Wu?
See you next episode….
