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"At that's it for tonight folks!" I yelled to the camera.

"Yeah so goodbye all you skunk bags out there..." Sam said.

"And all you non-skunk bags!" I finished.

"Bye...Ciao...Auf Widersehen...Au revoir...TTFN...BYE!" We yelled random goodbyes into the camera until Freddie said his famous line:

"And we're clear. Great show tonight guys!"

"Thanks Freddie." I said.

"Yeah Freddikins. We could have done without your input though." Sam responded.

"Could you just be nice to me for 5 seconds Sam? You just always have to insult me and call me names and I'm sick of it!" Freddie said to Sam, his voice was getting louder and louder with every word.

"Well I'm sorry for having an opinion!" Sam yelled at him.

I was going to stop them but I thought 'what's the point' and I got my phone out and started recording what they were saying (my phone has really good storage) just in case something came up that would be useful for Operation Buckett.

"Hasn't anyone ever told you Puckett that if you don't have anything nice to say then you don't say anything at all!" Freddie shouted back.

"Hasn't anyone told you Benson that it's disgusting to kiss people in public!" She screeched as she stormed out.

"What?" Freddie yelled after her.

I closed my phone. OMG I am so happy I got this on film. It is really my lucky day; someone must have slipped me some liquid luck (a/n sorry about the Harry Potter reference, I am a tad obsessed).

I can't believe that Sam shouted that out to Freddie. She is so jealous. This makes me feel guilty, because although I didn't cause this pain I was planning on it.

"What just happened?" Freddie asked me and I awoke from my mind wandering.

"Um well Sam insulted you; you yelled at her, she yelled back. You said something along the lines of 'if you don't have something nice to say then don't say it at all' and then she screamed at you about how disgusting it was to kiss people in public." I told him. His face was looking really confused, boys were so slow. "Oh and then she stormed out." I added.

"I noticed." He said, somewhat coldly.

"Hey hey, don't get angry at me!" I told him.

"Sorry Carly. But what did she mean?" Freddie asked me.

"Maybe she was jealous. Well I have to go and write an English paper so bye." I said. With that I walked out of the iCarly studio and down to my bedroom.

I heard a sudden burst of music from my pocket as Hot N Cold by Katy Perry started playing. I grabbed my pearphone out of my pocket.

"Hello Carly here." I said into my phone.

"Hey Carly, it's Wendy." I heard a voice from my phone say.

"Oh hey Wendy. How are you?" I asked.

"I'm good thanks. You?" she replied.

"I'm okay. Loads more info on Operation Buckett but why did you call?" I said.

"I called to wonder what happened with Sam after Shannon and Freddie kissed." She questioned.

"Well Sam said she hadn't seen it and that she was fine. She said something about no one in their right mind would kiss Freddie." I told Wendy.

"Oh that is kind of good but kind of bad if you know what I mean." She said.

"Yeah I know what you mean," I told her "But there is more. I then went up to check on the iCarly studio and I saw that I still had the webcam on that I had used to spy on Sam and Freddie previously and I saw Sam and she said: I guess I'm not in my right mind. I'm pathetic. Who would wanna kiss him? Who would wanna kiss me? He didn't even push her off."

"NO WAY!" Wendy squealed down the phone.

"YES WAY!" I squealed back. We were such teenage girls.

"That's great." Wendy said.

"Yeah I thought so too until Sam and Freddie got into an argument after iCarly about something really stupid and then Sam said 'Hasn't anyone told you it's disgusting to kiss in public and then stormed off. This is kind of good because we now have one sided evidence but not the full evidence we need." I told her sadly.

"That won't be a problem. Freddie is a push over!" She said.

"I guess, anyway I gotta go Wendy. See ya!" I said as I hung up.

I was completely stumped for ideas. I just couldn't think of any way to get it out of Freddie that he likes Sam. It just didn't seem possible. I was going to have to ask for help.

"SPENCER!" I yelled as I came hurtling down the stairs.

"Where's the fire?" he shouted. Grabbing his new broom.

"There is no fire Spencer, and the broom wouldn't help you anyway. Remember last time?" I smiled as I said this.

"Oh yeah right, my broom caught on fire and then the fire man came and took my chicken stir fry." He said looking angry.

"Yeah yeah, well onto other topics, has Freddie gone home?" I asked.

"Yup Freddo has left the building. Well not the building, more like the apartment." Spencer said.

"Good. I need some help concerning him and Sam." I told him.

"Operation Buckett?" Spencer asked.

"How did you know?" I asked surprised, I had never told him about it.

"Oh just my great, magical, mystical, physic mind! That and your friend Gibby phoned and started talking about it before I could say hello." Spencer explained.

"Stupid Gibby, what if Sam had answered the phone? Anyway I have recently found out that Sam DOES like Freddie, I have the evidence right here on my USB. I just need a way to convince Freddie to admit his feelings. Any ideas?"

"Well kiddo I have learnt in my many previous successful relationships..." Spencer started.

"What successful relationships?" I said over him.

"Like I said, I have learnt in my many previous successful relationships that you need to wait for someone to admit their feelings. You do not want to make a sculpture of the person you like with the words "I love you Bella" on it when the Bella in question doesn't like you back and she has a big mean football playing boyfriend." Spencer said knowledgably.

"Personal experience?" I questioned.

"It HURT!" Spencer wailed. And then he vanished into his bedroom to finish making his latest sculpture, it was made out of bones (he had got the idea off Sam when she made his ribs into a necklace).

I sat on the couch watching TV with some Wahoo Punch and some popcorn and I still couldn't think of a single way to convince Freddie to admit that he likes Sam.

I will have to ask the rest of Operation Buckett. The jealous thing will only ruin their relationship further.

Operation Buckett; back to the drawing board.

Author's note: This is my longest or second longest chapter I think. I personally think that it says a lot whereas the other chapters only really say one thing. This has many conversations which take up heaps of time.

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