Ha! I'm FINALLY back online! Hopefully you guys didn't forget about this story...

Anyway, on with the show.

(P.S. Who else is pumped for "iThinkTheyKissed"? I just hope that Carly and Freddie don't have a thang.)

Freddies POV:

I walked across the hall through the door to find Spencer with five manequin heads stacked on top of each other.

"Hey Spence," I said slowly, avoiding going anywhere near the freakish heads, "whatcha- uh, whatcha got there?" He smoothed the hair out on the top one and turned to me quickly.

"You know that hair salon down the street?" he asked. I nodded. "Well, they asked me to do something totally different and unique for their lobby, and this is what I came up with." When I only responded with a curious face, he quickly replied "Sam and Carly are upstairs."

"Cool."

I jumped up the stairs and entered the iCarly studio.

"Hey guys, what's happenin'?" I asked. Sam's hair dangled below her as she sat upside-down on an orange bean bag chair. She waved.

"Yo, Freddork."

"Hey, Freddie." Carly said from the bean bag next to Sam, "what's up?" I groaned as I slumped in the only available bean bag chair left.

"I needed to get out of my apartment," I ran my fingers through my hair, "Do you know that my mom is actually making me sleep on saran wrap over my bed because she's afraid of bed-bugs?"

"Well that doesn't sound pleasant." Carly added.

"It is not." I replied.

"Well, it's not like you could feel it anyway with your one-piece pj's on." Sam laughed, pulling herself up into an upright position.

I forgot she knew about that...

"So...uh..." I stuttered, changing the subject, "Where's Mia?" I glanced around. I wanted to act like it was just a casual question, and not like I was in pretty much in love with her.

"She went to the mall with some friends that she met through me." Carly said, "Y'know, Tracy, Sarah, and Matt."

"Matt?!" I asked, standing up, "I mean, Matt...huh?" I brought my voice back to casual mode. Carly stood up next to me, giving me a stare.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...what was that?" She asked, a smirk growing over her face, "Was that a hint of jealousy I see?" I glanced down.

"Uh...no."

"Yes it was!" She smiled, "Oh my Gosh, you so have a crush on Mia!"

"Yeah, so what if I did?" I said, stepping over by the tech cart, "Do you think she'd go for it?" Carly nodded.

"Oh yeah, she has a huge thing for you." My cheeks burned red as I held back a grin, "Like, last night, all she talked about was-"

"I don't really like that girl." I heard from behind Carly. We both turned to Sam, who was now up and over by us.

"Huh?" Carly questioned.

"Yeah, she just seems like trouble to me." She answered.

"What are you even talking-" I started.

"All the girls that like you are trouble!"

"Like who?"

"Valerie, for one!"

"Yeah, that was one!"

"One is enough!"

"Can we not do this?!" Carly asked, stepping between us yet again, "And, Sam what's with you? You loved Mia before."

"Yeah, that was before, Carls." She said, talking to me more than Carly.

"You know what, Sam? I think you're just jealous." I said, the words spilling out of my mouth before I could even think about them. "I mean, how could you just like someone one day and hate them the next?" I added quietly.

Oh, God. What did I do?

She took a step toward me, her head down.

Oh, no. She's gonna kill me. She's going to torture me by making me watch her attempt to eat an entire ham in one bite, then murder me.

She stopped in front of me and looked up.

This is it...

"I don't need this." She said quietly.

Wait...what?

"And, you know, Freddie, people's feelings for other people can change. I know."