I know this story sucks...I'll try to wrap it up soon, I would just abandon it but I hate doing that, I'd rather see it through and then forget about it


Letter 3

Hey Princess,

Can I just ask why you decided to send a vet down!?!

Jeeez...I knew you might've been pissed but come on, we're the ones that get stuck with a pissy Sasuke!

Who now smells like wet dog thanks to your "Colleague"

Who by the way has just discovered he has hormones!

Raging hormones!

Jugo wasn't lying in his last letter he's just too stupid and pathetic to explain it properly

I bet you look lovely today, all pretty and pink and soft!

Help us out pinky, we can't even distance ourselves from him...Being chained to the wall an all

And waking up to "wet dream" smell isn't my idea of a good morning

Maybe you could come down and explain things to him...I'll gladly help you if you need a male model to demonstrate on

*Wink wink*

I'm not saying you need to bone the guy or anything!

Just...I don't know, calm him down so me and Jugo can rot in this luxury cell without wanting to vomit because the smell of week old spunk keeps invading our system!

Think about it?

Did I mention we think you're wonderful?

Yours someday if you play your cards right

Suigetsu

And

Jugo (I guess even though I'm the one kissing ass...which I like very much by the way)


If you have any ideas how i could rescue this message me...I'll try to make my next story better hahahaha!