A few people are actually liking this so i won't abandon it, only a few more left to go...Hopefully there'll be better


Letter 4

Dear Chomps!

I caught on to what Jugo was implying in his letter Which is why I sent the vet, seemed more appropriate seeing as you're all nothing but animals!

I'm choosing to take what you said about me as a compliment although what I look or feel like isn't your concern

Sounds like Sasuke isn't the only one whose hormones have decided to awaken ne Su-Su?

"Bone" who uses that word anymore!?! I swear Suigetsu sometimes...ARGH!

Maybe I should let karin loose in your cell, Would take your minds off the smell at least,

What with all the squealing and squishy noises there will be

Urgh...I've made myself feel a little sick thinking about that

I guess I could come down and explain a few rules to him, but I'm warning you Suigetsu, one snippy comment or misplaced hand...

That's your only warning!

I'll be down tomorrow morning

(Please pass this letter to Jugo now)

Hello Jugo,

Hope you are well, Lady Tsunade has informed me that we are going to try a different approach to your curse seal problem thingy

We're going to re-route some nerve channels in your brain so that when you get the "Urge" instead of killing someone you'll do something more...Non-killing

I'm not sure what, how do you feel about suddenly bursting into song or dance?

Have a think and we'll talk more tomorrow when I come to put a leash on Uchiha

(Please pass this letter to Sasuke)

Hello Sasuke,

I'll put this so that you can understand clearly

Hn,

Hn, hn,

Hn, hn Ah,

Hn,

Hn Hn

Ah,

Ah, Hn Grunt

Grunt grunt

Hn

Ok then, now that everyone has been updated I'll wrap this up.

Toodles!

Sakura


Right...I'm off to bed now...Night all!