2 letters this time round! Hope you enjoy! I'm thinking of ending it soon so if there is anything you wanna read let me know soon!
Letter 8
Dear Mr I have my head up my arse Uchiha!
You seriously need a reality check mister!
What I started in the medical room?
No no no...I do not think so
Let me point a few things out to you:
1. The Dress I was wearing is called a nurse's UNIFORM! I have to wear it when working in the hospital
2. None of my flesh would have been exposed if your hand hadn't shot up my thigh to grope my bum causing me to jump in fright and snag the bottom of my dress upon the corner of the bed and therefore exposing myself
3. The above mentioned incident does not give you the right to then try and pin me against the wall and latch your cold slimy lifeless lips onto mine - Seriously who taught you to kiss!? You suck at it!
4. I'm not a fangirl, which is the exact reason I was appointed your nurse, I'm the only person who doesn't want you!
5. If you ever, and I mean EVER grind yourself against me again like the sick dog you are, I will make it my personal mission to make sure you never EVER manage to reproduce, I mean Ick! What made you think that dry humping me like a rabbit on speed would get me to sleep with you!?!
6. If I'm so annoying and useless then why did you try and "sweet talk" me into giving you a blowjob?
7. Talking of the above -
"While you're down there"
"There's a cherry popping party going on in my pants"
And
"I've got a special kind of thermometer of my own you can stick in your mouth"
Isn't going to get you anything but another black eye!
While I'm ranting...What business of it is yours who I decide to give a nickname to?
Maybe I like Suigetsu...Maybe he doesn't try and molest me like a certain pig headed inflated ego loving bastard I could mention!
Oh and one more thing SasGay!
Hn...You're a twat!
Sakura!
Dear Suigetsu and Jugo
Sorry for the delay in replying to your message, I was busy wasting my time and energy telling Sasuke what a prick he is
Glad the apple came in good use, Wasn't sure if it was big enough Was going to send a brick but why give the bitch something to throw at me ne?
As requested in your first letter I've sent down some air fresheners for you
I've included
Piney fresh
Lemon zest
Orange surprise (The surprise is that it smells nothing like orange)
Mango Juices
And Moist Strawberry (Sounds so wrong!)
Stick or hang them as you please...Maybe you could stick one up Sasuke's nose? The smell of his own bullshit must be getting to him by now
I'll be down to see you two soon, Lady Tsunade wants a word
Cheerio dearies!
Sakura
Update soon...Hope you enjoy, the end is near! And soon all that happened in the medical room shall be revelaed!
But will love blossom?
I haven't decided yet!
^_^
