Here's the latest update, the last few will be between Sasuke and Sakura
Letter 9
Hey Pinky,
Please excuse this being written on fabric rather than paper
Sasuke has confiscated all the paper and has been writing and re-writing a bitchy reply to you for 3 days now!
What did you say to him!?!
You're fast becoming my hero as well as a pain in my rump!
You don't have to put up with his mood swings, although it is funny that Karin seems to get the worst of it, yesterday she tried wooing him over to her side of the bars for "comforting" and he told her he'd rather eat dirt
Ha!
Why haven't you been down to visit us then eh? Thought you were coming down, yet we have not seen a single rosette hair
Jugo needs medical attention, he's somehow injured his hand (I think he's faking it though, humph!)
Any details you wish you to share you know I'm always here
Your favourite jail hunk
Suigetsu
Dear Little miss I have stupid hair and think I'm brilliant
Some pointers for you:
1. If it doesn't cover your thighs...it's not a dress!
2. I didn't "grope" you...It was...A hand reflex
3. I fell and due to your short height I just happened to land on your stupid plump lips and I didn't kiss you, I was trying to speak
4. You are a fangirl, just admit it, you love me!
5. Dry hump you!?! No thanks, I was trying to move away from you but...The button on my pants got caught on your dress!
6. You must've hit your head and imagined what you thought I said...
If you didn't want me, answer these questions:
1. Why were you batting your eyes at me
2. Why did I have to take my shirt off for you to test the reflexes in my knees!
3. Why did you wrap your arms round my neck when I fell on you!
4. Why did you blush...Hmmm!?!
HN!...Fangirl!
Sasuke!
Oi Bitch!
Keep your hands off my Sasuke!
I heard what you did to him in the medical room!
He clearly doesn't want you so back off!
He only has eyes for me, so get used to it you freak!
You're just jealous! Admit it!
Sasuke has me now!
Me and only me, it's all he needs, not some silly little whore in a nurse's outfit
How desperate are you anyway
We were made for each other, we complete each other, you haven't got a chance!
The future Mrs Karin Uchiha!
I just had to add Karin's little rant ha ha ha!
Hope you enjoy
Love to you all!
