Johnny the Homicidal Maniac belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.


Chapter 2: Eyeballs, Beagles, and Whores, OH MY!

Gaara and Nny were making there way through Hell witch was not full of flames and lava. This really surprised Gaara.

"I still want to know why I'm here in Hell" Gaara said.

"You don't want to be in Heaven anyway" Nny replied. "You may be able to blow up peoples heads by looking at them but they make you sit in chairs for all eternity"

"That sounds boring"

"It does, doesn't it"

A prostitute walked up to them.

"Hey babes how would you like a fun night?" she said.

"You look familiar" Nny said. "Hey weren't you the one who called me an emo anorexic moron with no taste?"

"OH MY GOD YOUR THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!" the whore yelled.

"Well it's a small world...Hell?

"I didn't do anything and you fucking killed me!"

"It's your fault for calling me an emo anorexic moron with no taste!"

"Can you two just shut up?" Gaara asked.

"Will you do the honer Gaara?" Nny asked.

Gaara sand coffined the whore. Then a ninja ran up to Gaara and pointed at him.

"DEMON SPOND!" he yelled before running away.

"Um...?"

"Long story Nny"

They continued to walk through the streets of Hell. Before long the two came to a beagel shop.

"Hey Gaara, you like beagles?"

"There okay"

"Let's go get some then!"

The two went into the beagel shop and ordered several beagles.

"WHAT?!" a man yelled. "NO CREAM CHEESE?!"

"Whats his problem?" Gaara asked.

"People act crazy here"

"Oh, okay"

Then a car came out of no wear and crashed through the window.

"What the hell?" Gaara asked.

The two went outside and continued walking away from the shop.

"Have you ever felt like you were being watched?" Gaara asked.

"I think everyone here does"

"What do you mean?"

"Look up"

Gaara looked up to see an eye. It reminded him of the eye he used during his ultimate defence.

"Whats with the eye?"

"Hell if I know" Nny said. "but it makes people people fucking nuts."

"So basically people see the eye and think their being watched so they make compleate assesout of themselves"

"Thats about it"

"Oh okay"