Disclaimer: Like in the last chapter, I DO NOT OWN DYNASTY WARRIORS

Review Replies:

Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW: Half the time it was going to be smiley faces but they don't work.

a n t i p a t h y S Y S T E M: Sorry about that, but it is a chatroom.

aicornduong: More Wu people in this chapter then.

KaruTaku: Thanks for the comments.

Character List (It has been asked for):

MagicMan: Zuo Ci

Zhongda: Sima Yi

BacProblm: Pang Tong

HndsmMn: Zhou Yu (Sima Yi's virus was on the computer when Zhou Yu made the account and didn't realise until too late)

HeroOfChaos: Cao Cao

SleepyDragon: Zhuge Liang

BenEvelontRuler: Liu Bei (Benevolent Ruler, spelt wrong)

ZhanGay: Zhang He (This is my friend's nickname for him)

OldMan: Huang Zhong

PyroNinja: Lu Xun

LilConkeror: Sun Ce (Little Conqueror)

TomBuoy: Sun Shang Xiang

PiratWanabe: Xiahou Dun

Pirateatingtiger: Sun Jian (he started to make a name for himself by defeating pirates)

NauqNus: Sun Quan

StrategistInABook: Lu Meng

SilentExKatanaGuy: Zhou Tai

BARBARIAN: Wei Yan

GodOWar: Guan Yu

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PyroNinja has logged in

LilConkeror has logged in

LilConkeror: I beat shangxiang at conkers earlier

LilConkeror: so i made this name

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TomBuoy: Shaddup! TomBoy was taken.

PyroNinja: Its wors than zhuges

TomBuoy: Not funny

LilConkeror: LOL :)

LilConkeror: Frell it dont work

TomBuoy: LOL

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PiratWanabe: i have an i patch

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Pirateatingtiger: I eat pirates

PiratWanabe: Frell...

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Pirateatingtiger: Classic

TomBuoy: LOL

PyroNinja: no zhuge and zhou did somthin like that last time

Pirateatingtiger: oh

LilConkeror: Pop, I beat sis at conkers

Pirateatingtiger: good for u

Pirateatingtiger: now stop calling me pop or ur grounded until chatroom opens next time

LilConkeror: but pop

Pirateatingtiger: grounded, go to ur room

LilConkeror: im already in my room pop

Pirateatingtiger: wait a min

LilConkeror: pop dont disconnect the wireless

TomBuoy: gd thing im already usin ur mobile broadband

LilConkeror: So thats where it wen

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TomBuoy: gd 1 daddy

Pirateatingtiger: yoink

TomBuoy: not my mobile internet

Pirateatingtiger: A, u mean ce's, B, dont call me daddy. Tell Ce it's just Dad.

TomBuoy: but

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PyroNinja: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Pirateatingtiger: i no

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NauqNus: sdrawkcab yleporp epyt nac i

Pirateatingtiger: WTF?

NauqNus: dad dont swear. I can type properly backwards but it takes forever.

Pirateatingtiger: i mean how can u get on net

NauqNus: zhou tai's net

Pirateatingtiger: clever

Pirateatingtiger: attacking band of pirates now g2g

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NauqNus: Zhou Tai wants his net back bye

PyroNinja: bye

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PyroNinja: hi master lu meng ur getting on comp now i can see through fire-scope

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StrategistInABook: hi lu xun did u hear u scream in ur musou when i died

PyroNinja: *blush*

SilentExKatanaGuy: Hi

PyroNinja: u spoke

SilentExKatanaGuy: i can speak

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BARBARIAN: ME...TYPE...WEI...YAN...SPEAK...LOL

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StrategistInABook: I'm reading on Wikipedia about me attacking Sun Quan

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NauqNus: ce doesn't know dad's put the wireless back on. Im on my laptop. *reads above comment* WHAT?! DONT MAKE ME CALL GUAN YU

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StrategistInABook: oops. Ow, swords hurt milord!

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PyroNinja: Master Lu Meng?! Master Lu Meng?! AUUGGGHHHH!

SilentExKatanaGuy: u copied ur musou mode scene

PyroNinja: i no

SilentExKatanaGuy: lol ur voice is weird then

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GodOWar: ping?

PyroNinja: not here

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NauqNus: is dad here? I told ce the wireless is back on

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HndsmMn: LOL right on time

LilConkeror: howd u no

HndsmMn: I just no

Pirateatingtiger: thats it im turnin off the hole net in wu!

PyroNinja: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Pirateatingtiger: god i lv mobile broadband

PiratWanabe: oops

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HeroOfChaos: I have come here to ally with wu to crush shu

BenEvelontRuler: Ive come here to ally myself with wu to crush shu, i mean wei, yo?

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BenEvelontRuler: according to xu zhu my length as a ruler is 1 li, lol

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HeroOfChaos: fleeing like at chang ban eh

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GodOWar: were at changban now, idiot

HeroOfChaos: i must chase em down

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Pirateatingtiger: now that their gone, ive a message to post, wu has a curfew, everyone in bed by 9pm or else. Oh wait, none can see this, it means i can tell em off. Muhahahahaha!

Zhongda has logged in

Zhongda: when did u laugh like me

Pirateatingtiger: just now, beat it, cos i saw u kiss zhang he last night when he rescued u from shu

Zhongda: dam u

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ZhanGay has logged in: wheres yi? I need to tell him that im ready for my date now ive finished my makeup.

Pirateatingtiger: he just left

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Pirateatingtiger: LOL

Pirateatingtiger: actually, no curfew, i cant be bothered

Pirateatingtiger: LOL no way would i do that!

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Rumours to spread. Well if YOU, yes you want a special mention, review now, with an idea for a chapter or character name. I should update about once a week until school starts.