Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors, never had, never will.

Sorry about it being late but I had no ideas.

Review Replies:

Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW: I suppose he is.

Laine Lee: Okay, more girls it is.

Characters new to the Chatroom:

PrimeMinisterFan: Jiang Wei

AstroGirl: Yue Ying

IdiotInfant: Liu Chan (who says there can't be generics?)

DrunkenDolt: Zhang Fei

StoopidEunuch: Huang Hao

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BenEvelontRuler: What u did last nite was horrible shangxiang

TomBuoy: Your bed was nearest when i realised it was 5 seconds to 9

TomBuoy: neway its wors than zhang he and sima yi, urgh i dont wanna talk about it

BenEvelontRuler: what

TomBuoy: ask ce, da, xiao or yu, they were in the restaurant on the double date.

BenEvelontRuler: brother was on a double date

TomBuoy: no, zhou yu. After what they saw, xiao covered her eyes, ce covered his and da's eyes, and yu got the manager to kick them out of the stupid romantic restaurant

BenEvelontRuler: LOL

TomBuoy: Literally kick

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ZhanGay: the blood the manager made my darling yi leave on the floor was not beautiful. Now he's in hospital

TomBuoy: LOLOLOLOL

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BARBARIAN: LOL...SIMA...YI...IN...HOSPITAL...WITH...GAY...WRITTEN...ALL...OVER...FACE

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ZhanGay: That is simply not beautiful! I must wash it off yi's face!

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PrimeMinisterFan: Is the Prime Minister here?

BenEvelontRuler: No, why, Jiang Wei?

PrimeMinisterFan: I wanted to tell him I've fitted his device on Sima Yi so that when Zhang He comes in contact with him, he wakes up. I also put a mirror infront of him and Zhang He's pen remover looks like a pen

BenEvelontRuler: LOL

TomBuoy: wat

BenEvelontRuler: sima yi will think zhangay wrote that!

TomBuoy: LOL

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SleepyDragon: excellent, Jiang Wei!

PrimeMinisterFan: Thank you prime minister!

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AstroGirl: there you are liang, ive been looking for u

SleepyDragon: why

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Zhongda: zhuge i no u tried to trik me into thinkin he did that

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PrimeMinisterFan: mr. Gay has launched an attack on hanzhong

SleepyDragon: gd name for zhongda

BenEvelontRuler: Hi! Chan, get here now!

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IdiotInfant: all troops, charge!

BenEvelontRuler: all?

IdiotInfant: xept cai

BenEvelontRuler: cai mao?

IdiotInfant: xing cai

PrimeMinisterFan: lol at name

BenEvelontRuler: ur pay is now 0 jiang

SleepyDragon: but it is

BenEvelontRuler: same to u kong

Zhongda: king kong

SleepyDragon: grr

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DrunkenDolt: kai, i meen cai, i order u as a dad to charge

IdiotInfant: Nooooo

AstroGirl: sorry about the late replay, liang, but its bcaus my cookies r getting cold

SleepyDragon: Nooooo

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PrimeMinisterFan: mmm, cookies

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IdiotInfant: huang hao, get me cookies

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StoopidEunuch: yes sir

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DrunkenDolt: yue's biccies go well with the wine

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AstroGirl: now to make them do chores! There are no cookies

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PyroNinja: r u getting better lu meng?

StrategistInABook: i suppose

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