100 Things I've Learned From Dead Poets Society

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26. Desk sets are very aerodynamic (Krysterrr)

27. Girls always bring alcohol and something to smoke when they sneak out to meet strange boys in dark caves.

28. Josh Charles is Mutt Sanders' brother in disguise.

29. Respecting the honour code gets you punched by Charlie Dalton

30. Only in his dreams can a man be truly free, 'twas always thus and always thus shall be.

31. "The cat sat on the mat" is the only poem to earn a negative score on the Pritchard Scale.

32. "The god of love, if such a thing there be, may learn to love from me"

33. Exercise the right not to walk.

34. The saxophone is more… sonorous.

35. Cameron loves the clarinet (gay!)

36. Pitts might be going to Yale… But he might not.

37. Home made radios can be passed off as science experiments

38. We're not laying pipe we're talking about poetry.

39. Gotta do more! Gotta be more!

40. A plaid shirt, sunglasses and a sweater tied around your shoulders is a perfect disguise when stalking your future girlfriend. (She'll only be your future girlfriend in your mind if you keep stalking her)

41. If you lean in real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you.

42. If you son doesn't become a doctor you've failed.

43. You can have yourself a three-course-meal from one dog.

44. Shakespeare needed John Wayne and Marlon Brando.

45. The correct way to address your new class at your new teaching job is to walk out whilst whistling a tune.

46. Gods are created at midnight in an old Indian cave whilst reading poetry off the back of playboy center-folds.

47. Meeks would give 50-Cent a run for his money.

48. Standing on your desk and saying "O Captain, my Captain" is an appropriate farewell for your recently fired teacher.

49. Cameron thinks he's "cute" –coughcough-

50. Stories about your parents collecting pipes are really interesting.


There we go guys, another twenty-five lessons. Thanks to Krysterrr who gave me number twenty-six.

Faith
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