Axel Gets a Job: Part Two
By RPGmaniax91

New guy! GET IN HERE!!!" Axel trudged into the break room, halfway out of the sweaty fishstick suit he'd been forced to wear for the past week. His boss sat on the solitary La-Z-Boy in the room, glaring only as upper management can. "You haven't been doing your job," he snarled. "I heard from Mullins that you abandoned your post for a full thirty seconds today. Care to explain?"
Sir, I was just taking a bathroom break," Axel started in a small voice.
NO EXCUSES! You pull one more stunt like this and you're fired, pal!"
With that, he shoved Axel out the door and slammed it in his face. "I don't think I can take this Spartan management anymore," he sighed as he removed the fishstick suit. Still, it was only four more weeks until he got paid.