Axel Gets a Job: Part Three
By Demonicroxas

Hee Hee Wagu waguuu! "OH NO!" screamed Axel! It was a giantic sumo in the way!
HULLO MY FRIEND." said the craaaazy sumo. "MY NAME IS SHIRLEY."
O, hi, shirley." said Axel. WAIT! SHIRLEY? FOR A GUY? THAT DOES NOT SEEM RIGHT!
Axel screamed and ran all the way home. I QUIT THIS JOB! Oh, look a fishstick on the ground. Axel picks it up and eats it. DOOM! (Note from amily70: This is supposed to be a sound effect.) Axel falls down and diededed. Yayyy. Now Roxas rules. Roxas is sooo cool. Cooler than Axelllyeahhhfoool. Bye.

YOUUUU! ROXAS FOOL UP IN DIS HOLE! WATCH ME KILL COMPUTER, WATCH ME GO! WATCH ME KILL AXEL AND EAT POPSICLE LIKE OOHHH NOW WATCH WE YOUUUUU!

... Hey, don't ask me. Next time send a submission so Emily doesn't win.