Disclaimer: I don't own anything RHPS or ST, only in my dreams, but I do however own any made up characters and the song.


Mara and Roscoe arrived followed by their daughters when a motorcycle was heard.

"Phoebe, darling, you didn't tell me Peggy Sue and Axel were coming," Eli replied.

"They're part of the neighborhood too, dear, and besides they're bringing Eddie, their adorable son."

Axel strolled in wearing cowboy boots, leather pants, and a leather jacket with a white T-shirt underneath. He had sunglasses and a red bandana in his long brunette hair.

"Yo, what's up?" Axel asked shaking hands with Eli.

"Nothing much," Eli responded nervously.

Peggy Sue had long blonde hair and she wore black heels, black leather miniskirt, and a black leather jacket zipped up except to show her cleavage. She brought in Eddie who broke away from her to play with the other kids. Last to arrive was Keith, Judy, and their boys.

"The Munroes and Hapschatts won't be coming tonight which means more food for everyone," Phoebe announced.

The adults were ignoring the children who were mercilessly teasing Brad.


Loser


Eddie:

You're a loser

With four eyes

I'll make you suffer

And with my fists you'll fly

He pushed Brad back who then bumped into Riff Raff.


Riff Raff:

You're a geek

Who thinks he's smart

But I'm warning you

You'll grow up to be a lonely old fart

Brad walked backwards into a tire swing and got on it.


All:

Loser

That's what you are

A geek

Who will never go far


Loser

You'll always be one

You can't escape it

When the day is done

Columbia and Magenta took turns pushing him.


Magenta:

You're never any fun

You're such a dork

Someone please put him out of his misery

Before he pokes his eye out with a fork

Magenta swung him too fast and too high that he fell off while the others giggled. Columbia went over to him putting her foot on his stomach, preventing him from getting up.


Columbia:

Crybaby

Always crying for someone

But who will help you

When your mother's gone

All:

Loser

That's what you are

A geek

Who will never go far


Loser

You'll always be one

You can't escape it

When the day is done

She released him, but he bumped into Janet.


Janet/Rocky:

We don't hate you

But they are right

You're a good kid

But you'll never win a fight

Frank:

Don't listen to them

They don't understand you

Like I do

If only they knew


All:

Loser

That's what you are

A geek

Who will never go far


Loser

You'll always be one

You can't escape it

When the day is done


Loser

That's what you are

A geek

Who will never go far


Loser

You'll always be one

You can't escape it

When the day is done

Brad didn't say anything, but walked away with Janet while the others played spin the bottle.

"Brad, you need to lighten up," Janet gently told him.

"Why? Why can't they accept me for who I am?"

"Maybe because you cry all the time and tattle on everyone? You are such a mama's boy."

"I'm only doing what's right."

"Fine, be that way, you'll end up all alone, but my advice to you is to take a risk once in a while."

She went to join the others while Brad watched them and Columbia spun the bottle which it landed on Riff Raff. She gave him a quick kiss which made Magenta laugh and Riff Raff blush.

"Your turn to spin, Riff," Frank said.

He spun the bottle and it landed on Magenta. She looked flushed and so did he. Even though he knew they weren't related by blood she was still like a sister to him.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" the kids chanted.

Riff Raff leaned in and kissed her on the cheek. The kids cheered and then Magenta spun the bottle. It landed on Eddie who was smiling widely while Riff Raff and Columbia kept an eye on them. Magenta kissed him lightly, but he grabbed her and kissed her back.

"Now that's a real kiss," Eddie said.

Riff Raff clenched his fists as Columbia bit her tongue when Brad finally joined the group while Eddie spun the bottle and it landed on Janet. He gave her a light kiss and it was her turn to spin the bottle. It landed on Brad and all the kids gagged, but then laughed.

"Kiss freaky boy!" Eddie shouted grinning

"Do it! Do it! Do it!" the kids chanted.

She kissed him and the parents saw what was going on.

"Janet!" Emily shouted.

"Brad!" Claudia shouted.

They were glad that their kids liked each other, but it was too early for them to be kissing.

"You kids are far too young to be playing this game," Claudia told them.

"It's time to eat anyways," Emily said.