Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of RHPS, nor the The Time Warp or Sweet Transvestite, they all belong to the genius of Richard O'Brien

A/N: Hope you enjoy this chapter, I modified The Time Warp a bit as it's the first time they ever do it. Also I modified Sweet Transvestite to suit Frank at this moment in his life and now on with the story!


The next day at the daycare center Riff Raff was humming a song as Columbia and Magenta made up a dance.

"Jump to the left," Magenta said.

"Step to the right," Columbia added.

"Hands on hips."

"Knees in tight."

"Pelvic thrust."

"It really drives you insaaane," they sang.

"What should we call it?" Columbia asked.

"How about the 'Time Warp'," Magenta suggested.

"Brilliant, but we need lyrics to it."

"I've got it!" Riff Raff exclaimed.

Everyone turned to him as he smiled sheepishly. Frank who was dressed in boys' clothing ran to the bathroom with something while Riff Raff told his idea to Magenta and Columbia. The other kids gathered around the trio as Riff Raff began to sing to Brad and Janet.

Time Warp


Riff Raff:

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

Riff Raff then went over to Rocky and Eddie.


Riff Raff:

But listen closely

Magenta:

Not for very much longer

She was singing this to Betty and Ralph.


Riff Raff:

I've got to keep control

I remember my home planet

Playing those nights away

Then a laser beam hit me

Riff/Magenta:

And the void would be calling

Riff/Magenta/Columbia:

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance


Janet:

How's it done?

Magenta:

It's just a jump to the left

Brad:

Then what?


Columbia:

And then a step to the right

Rocky:

What next?

Magenta:

With your hands on your hips

Ralph:

Now what?

Columbia:

You bring your knees in tight


Betty:

Is that all?


Magenta:

But it's the pelvic thrust

Riff/Magenta/Columbia:

That really drives you insaaane

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Magenta got up on the table, singing and dancing.


Magenta:

It's so dreamy

Oh, fantasy free me

So I can be seen

And loved by all

In another dimension

Which this song is to get your attention

Sing and dance

With all of us

Riff Raff:

With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:

You're into a time slip


Riff Raff:

And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta:

You're spaced out on sensation

Riff Raff:

Like you're under sedation

Magenta jumped off the table and landed next to her brother.


All:

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Columbia sang her part to Eddie.


Columbia
:

Well, I was dancing down the street

Listening to my headphones that were pink

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well, it shook-a me up

It took me by surprise

He rode on his daddy's motorbike

And had those devil's eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

All:

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Columbia started tap-dancing around the room as everyone watched, but she wasn't paying any attention to where she was going and tripped over a chair. She landed on her butt and everyone laughed, but she got up to dance again.


All:

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let's do the Time Warp dance

Let's do the Time Warp dance

They all fell to the floor exhausted from their singing and dancing. All of a sudden Frank came out of the bathroom with make-up on his face, stripped to his underwear, wearing a corset, fishnets, and high heels that were a little too big. He began to dance around and sing. The children gasped with the exception of Rocky, Riff Raff, and Magenta.


Sweet Little Tranny

Frank:

Here I go again

Getting your attention

But this is who I am

Relieving my tension


I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

So please don't judge

I was brought up this way

By my wonderful mother

Who told me I could be straight or gay

I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

Maybe I'll let you see

Maybe I'll let you feel

Don't look so shocked

When you find out that it's real

I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

Soon I'll be home

Where sunlight is not permitted

But everything you dream of

Is not forbidden

I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

Maybe I'll return to this planet

Making my own creation

For my own purposes

While you shiver in anticipation

I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

I'm just a sweet little Tranny

With a cute little fanny

And a hot commodity

That's sure to please ya

After he was done they cheered, but Claudia caught sight of him and gasped.

"Young man!" Claudia shouted.

"Young lady," Frank corrected her.

"This is inappropriate attire for a little boy."

"Girl."

"I'm calling your parents to tell them of this outburst."

"Wait!" Riff Raff shouted.

"What is it?"

"Let me explain. Frank likes to dress up like a girl because…"

Magenta whispered something into her brother's ear.

"Because our biological father had an influence over him."

"But like that?"

"That's the only thing he was ever dressed in and besides our adoptive parents already know. They understand this situation because it doesn't happen all the time."

"Well, if your parents have it under control then I'll let it go for now."

She went to tell Emily before she saw Frank.

"Thanks, Riff," Frank said.

"You're welcome, but be careful next time because I'm not always going to cover for you."

"I promise."