Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of RHPS, nor the The Time Warp or Sweet Transvestite, they all belong to the genius of Richard O'Brien
A/N: Hope you enjoy this chapter, I modified The Time Warp a bit as it's the first time they ever do it. Also I modified Sweet Transvestite to suit Frank at this moment in his life and now on with the story!
The next day at the daycare center Riff Raff was humming a song as Columbia and Magenta made up a dance.
"Jump to the left," Magenta said.
"Step to the right," Columbia added.
"Hands on hips."
"Knees in tight."
"Pelvic thrust."
"It really drives you insaaane," they sang.
"What should we call it?" Columbia asked.
"How about the 'Time Warp'," Magenta suggested.
"Brilliant, but we need lyrics to it."
"I've got it!" Riff Raff exclaimed.
Everyone turned to him as he smiled sheepishly. Frank who was dressed in boys' clothing ran to the bathroom with something while Riff Raff told his idea to Magenta and Columbia. The other kids gathered around the trio as Riff Raff began to sing to Brad and Janet.
Time Warp
Riff Raff:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
Riff Raff then went over to Rocky and Eddie.
Riff Raff:
But listen closely
Magenta:
Not for very much longer
She was singing this to Betty and Ralph.
Riff Raff:
I've got to keep control
I remember my home planet
Playing those nights away
Then a laser beam hit me
Riff/Magenta:
And the void would be calling
Riff/Magenta/Columbia:
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Janet:
How's it done?
Magenta:
It's just a jump to the left
Brad:
Then what?
Columbia:
And then a step to the right
Rocky:
What next?
Magenta:
With your hands on your hips
Ralph:
Now what?
Columbia:
You bring your knees in tight
Betty:
Is that all?
Magenta:
But it's the pelvic thrust
Riff/Magenta/Columbia:
That really drives you insaaane
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Magenta got up on the table, singing and dancing.
Magenta:
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So I can be seen
And loved by all
In another dimension
Which this song is to get your attention
Sing and dance
With all of us
Riff Raff:
With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta:
You're into a time slip
Riff Raff:
And nothing can ever be the same
Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation
Riff Raff:
Like you're under sedation
Magenta jumped off the table and landed next to her brother.
All:
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Columbia sang her part to Eddie.
Columbia:
Well, I was dancing down the street
Listening to my headphones that were pink
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well, it shook-a me up
It took me by surprise
He rode on his daddy's motorbike
And had those devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
All:
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Columbia started tap-dancing around the room as everyone watched, but she wasn't paying any attention to where she was going and tripped over a chair. She landed on her butt and everyone laughed, but she got up to dance again.
All:
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let's do the Time Warp dance
Let's do the Time Warp dance
They all fell to the floor exhausted from their singing and dancing. All of a sudden Frank came out of the bathroom with make-up on his face, stripped to his underwear, wearing a corset, fishnets, and high heels that were a little too big. He began to dance around and sing. The children gasped with the exception of Rocky, Riff Raff, and Magenta.
Sweet Little Tranny
Frank:
Here I go again
Getting your attention
But this is who I am
Relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
So please don't judge
I was brought up this way
By my wonderful mother
Who told me I could be straight or gay
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
Maybe I'll let you see
Maybe I'll let you feel
Don't look so shocked
When you find out that it's real
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
Soon I'll be home
Where sunlight is not permitted
But everything you dream of
Is not forbidden
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
Maybe I'll return to this planet
Making my own creation
For my own purposes
While you shiver in anticipation
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
I'm just a sweet little Tranny
With a cute little fanny
And a hot commodity
That's sure to please ya
After he was done they cheered, but Claudia caught sight of him and gasped.
"Young man!" Claudia shouted.
"Young lady," Frank corrected her.
"This is inappropriate attire for a little boy."
"Girl."
"I'm calling your parents to tell them of this outburst."
"Wait!" Riff Raff shouted.
"What is it?"
"Let me explain. Frank likes to dress up like a girl becauseā¦"
Magenta whispered something into her brother's ear.
"Because our biological father had an influence over him."
"But like that?"
"That's the only thing he was ever dressed in and besides our adoptive parents already know. They understand this situation because it doesn't happen all the time."
"Well, if your parents have it under control then I'll let it go for now."
She went to tell Emily before she saw Frank.
"Thanks, Riff," Frank said.
"You're welcome, but be careful next time because I'm not always going to cover for you."
"I promise."
