Here at the Frankenstein Place

A Rocky Horror Picture Show Fanfiction

By: Butterfly Wolf

Disclaimer: I only own Jason and Sarah. Everything else is owned by Richard O'Brien and the movie producers. I make absolutely no money.

Authors note: Please don't crucify me! I'm so so sorry it took so long to update, and thank you all SO MUCH for the reviews! Yay!!! Reviewing is the liquid to my spoon and candle, pleeease keep it up! I shall keep updating, I swear! Even if it takes forever!

Riff Raff sneered at the Earthling. He hated always having to do this shit! The only upside to this was he was getting out of having to spend time with Frank. Even if it was with an Earthling…He supposed this automatic judgment of the creatures was a little tainted by now. Columbia had been almost innocent and a little too giddy when she first arrived there – thankfully Magenta pushing their ways and open-mindedness and a little pot had solved most of that. Eddie had been a juvenile badass – and that was about as good as these Earthlings got. Everyone else in Denton was prudish and stuck up. Well, apparently not all of them…

Riff Raff cast a wryly look at Jason next to him. Least he didn't smell like it. Columbia always smelled like somebody had tried to drown her in roses, and failed sadly. And Eddie always smelled like he last bathed when the Old Queen had been in diapers.

Stupid Earthlings.

Half way up the elevator, Jason's stomach made a long and loud growling noise, causing both Jason and the Butler to turn and look down at it.

Riff Raff raised an eyebrow while Jason scowled down at his stomach.

"Quiet you." He muttered, already feeling awkward enough. This elevator was just about as weird as everything else in this house. One of the few times Jason had ever been with Sarah's real father he had specifically told the two children not to go near an elevator that could have easily been this ones twin. Her father sad said they were too old and too unstable.

Yeah, the comfort meter just kept climbing down. He didn't need his stomach making rude noises to add onto it.

"You're hungry." Stated the Butler, looking at him.

Jason's eyebrows automatically rose. Well, not shit. But that would be rude. For some reason, he felt like being nice to the Butler.

"Yeah…I have had hardly any food and Sarah pumped me full of drugs – my stomach is in withdrawl." He muttered, waiting for the elevator to move quicker. Being nice wasn't in his usual day deeds, and it wasn't something he was all that comfortable with. Especially when he was already in a uncomfortable situation – such as this one. In fact, it kind of sucked. And this elevator was moving at the speed of a snail!

Riff Raff eyed him wearily for a moment before hitting the stop button.

"When we return from moving your…vehicle, my sister may find you some food." Said Riff Raff, his cheek twitching as he moved to open the cage to the elevator for the Earthling.

Jason's eyes widened at the mention of sister as he turned to the man.

"Sister? You mean the annoying little mickey-mouse chick???" He asked, dumbfounded. No way, he had seen that little bitch around town before – he hadn't sent the Butler before.

Instantly, Riff Raff's eyes widened and he took on almost an insulted look at the damned Earthling.

"No!" he hissed, his mouth almost making a full sneer.

"M.a.g.e.n.t.a. – The…red haired…s-servent!" He hissed out, his anger boiling terribly as he fought the urge not to hit the Earthling. Suddenly, the elevator felt very cramped and tense.

Jasons' eyes widened greatly, his hands tensing up ready for some kind of a fight.

"Alright man, cool it. I just…I mean…you acted like you two were…together I suppose, but I guess it makes since that if you weren't together your closeness could be explained by…being siblings…I didn't mean to piss you off dude, just breath." Said Jason, not really wanting to have to get into anymore bruising or injuring situations tonight, not that the skinny little guy in front of him would probably have a chance to nail a hit to him, but there was a small chance considering the drugs in his system.

Jason stepped out of the elevator, or actually, limped out was a better word, and waited for the Butler to clam down again. And slowly, he did. Riff Raff calmed down well enough, having the wrong feathers ruffled. Normally, he wouldn't have cared – but then, just then, after all the tension as of late and of going home and the shit Frank had pulled keeping Riff Raff and Magenta apart, it was just the wrong timing. The human had been insulting his heritage, his sister, and his kind all at the same time by bringing that annoying little Bitch Columbia into the picture as one of them. Fuck that.

But obviously, the human hadn't meant it. And quite possibly, Columbia's stories of him doing work for a illegal organization were gaining more creativity, for not only did the man see past the brother and sister relationship, he saw past it to the core. And seemed content with or without it. Not to mention his reaction to Riff Raff's anger. Interesting Earthling.

He seemed a lot better than the other specimens Frank had brought into the castle.

The way out of the house seemed a little more complicated than the way into the castle had seemed. Then again, when Jason had actually full out entered the castle – he had been unconscious. That was a point to consider. Breifly, Jason wondered just how Sarah and the other members of the household had gotten him up to that bedroom. And as he wondered that, the Butler lead him to the turning doors and into the main entrance, and then out, Jason now revisiting the grounds he had limped up from his car.

As they walked, tension seemed to grow once more, and Jason wasn't one use to tension. He was usually very in control of every situation, but just as Jason was about to open his mouth to sprout some dumb joke, something caught the his eye. THE DEER!

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" yelled Jason, instantly whipping out his pistol. His hurt knee seemed to just make him go faster as the pain made him see red, red circling around that single figure like a target. The deer. The very same fucking deer that had made him swerve and wreck his car! Jason stomped toward it, waiting to get a good aim as his vision tried to focus.

Riff Raff, on the other hand, jumped at the sudden outburst, and decided it would be safest to remain at a safe distance behind the crazed, drugged, and injured man as he pointed his earth weapon at the creature. He sure as hell wasn't going to intervene. Those stories seemed real enough from this angle for him not to get closer. He winced when the human started firing,

BANG

BANG

BANG!

One and two shots of overkill and the beast hit the ground, Jason still stomping after it muttering curses.

"Stupid, son of a bitch, making me wreck my car! I'll show you!"

Riff Raff walked quickly to try and catch up and look at the dead beast as the Earthling proceeded to kick the body.

"STUPID!" yelled Jason for the last time before stopping, letting loose a sigh. Finally looking over at Riff Raff, he groaned at the raised eyebrow and insecure look.

"yeah, I know, overkill. But you wanna see real overkill, wait till you see my damn car!:"
And with that, Jason put his gun back in his holster. Hopefully done with any king of violence for the night.

It was just then that he noticed the oversized figure storming out from the castle at him, and the small and undefined figure of Columbia fallowing quickly behind him.