"Attention to all of the remaning newgrounds users"

Unknown e-mail

have you seen some users transforming into clocks?

Well, you're suffering from a virus called: Clockwork.

The sypmtoms are:

1._ alliegance to the clocks

2._strange voice

3._ a desire of seeing a red "B"

if you have 1 or any of these sypntoms: then you have a very (and when I say very, I say VERY) short timespan before you turn into a clock.

Sent by Anonymous.(THE MAIL PRETTY MUCH GIVES AWAY THE CULPRITS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

TomFulp: *after reading e-mail* Damn, now I have a good idea of who was the culprit... or culprits. I got to deploy the vaccine fast before the whole site gets infected. But, the infecction spreads fast so i'll have to so I have to use my last resort..., STAMPER!!!

Stamper: here's the datakey, Tom.

TomFulp: thanks stamper, ok, HERE IT GOES!!!

Toiletpaper: ... wha, what the hax!?

Sensationalism: LOOK OUT!!!

Endless-Psychotism: NEWGROUNDS IS BEING TEARED APART!!!

Robotchk12: GET-DAN!!!

HighWayStar365: lol, but newgrounds... IS BEING DIVIDED INTO PIECES!!!

therealanimator:HOLYSHITONASTICK!!! *falls to his doom*, AAAAAAHHHHHH...!!!

ArmouredGRIFFON: whatever, I just want my coffee.

Coffeeseller: that will be 1,000 mochi coins plz

ArmouredGRIFFON: ssssssssshit...

meanwhile

fryman94: DAMN!!! (no escape for me)

Horde of clocks: YOU CANT ESCAPE NOW!!!

StrawberryClock: so do you: a)submit, or, b)die

Fryman94: I choose option number three: BLOW YOU THE FKUC UP!!!

*fryman presses random button and...*

Explosion: WHAT THE FUCK, , . MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.

*all the clocks in range of explosion are destroyed but StrawberryClock survives*

*fryman is sent skywards because of explosion, then a pm arrived to him saying:*

To fryman:

Hi , this is TomFulp.

Fryman. Right now I'm implementing my last resort to at least, stop the spread of the clock menace which we codenamed "clockwork". Well, about my last resort… is dividing Newgrounds into 10 separate servers, each piece of Newgrounds is moded into several themes: animator land, sports grounds, spam town, newbie gate, etc. Which is controlled by one of the site's staff, now if Newgrounds was a free-to-roam world. Now it's modified to be a RPG-ish battlefield where you must battle to live or… die (well not die but whatever)

What I need you to do is form a band of users that are: strong, skillful, talented and most importantly: Willing to help

I included: badges so you can include (if you find) the selected users in the band , items that will help you on your quest, an extra anti-virus vaccine and a map to guide you through the worlds.

Now, the group of users who will put their lives at risk, live the battle of their lives and will save newgrounds, they will be called: "The Newgrounders"

So fryman, are you ready for this task?

TomFulp

Fryman94: Oh hell yes I am… *fryman looks at the ground* oh shhh… *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

after explosion and fall (fail) (DX)

OrangeClock: THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!!!

Rina-Chan: Damn!, I can't escape, my wounds have not healed and i can't apply my vaccine before he finishes me, is this the end?

OrangeClock: oh yes its the end for you, Cloooo..., what the hell is that?

*they both see something coming out of the sky*

OrangeClock: what is that, is it a bird?

Rina-Chan: a plane?

OrangeClock: no, it's someone falling!!!, and its coming toward us!!!

fryman94: *while falling* INCOMING!!!!!

*fryman94 makes a crashlanding [which is an areial manuver to land while you crash] in this case on OrangeClock*

fryman94: woo, good i'm indestrucible. Yeah, i'm pretty awesome.

Rina-chan:*while recovering from the shock of the crash* thanks, but who are you?

Fryman94: my name is fryman94, and you must be Rina-Chan, nice to meet you.

Rina-chan: nice to meet you too and, do you happen to have an anti-virus vaccine with you, because i lost mine because of the crash.

Fryman94: yes I have one *fryman gives the vaccine to Rina-Chan*, but be careful when you apply it, because it...

Rina-Chan:*while applying the vacine**screaming in pain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

fryman94: hurts..., but there's something I don't know, why OrangeClock was chasing you?

Rina-Chan: i dont know, I was walking around here but, then I felt an earthquake when I saw the ground being teared apart, and finally, I saw a horde of clocks coming towards me.

I'm a pretty good brawler..., but that OrangeClock was no pushover for sure.

Fryman94: why you don't stick with me?, you could use some healing, and i need someone powerful, to help me in a quest to liberate newgrounds!!!

Rina-Chan: Liberating newgrounds? Did newgrounds got in such a serious poroblem?

Fryman94: i'm afraid that's the case. As you see in this chart *chart pops out of nowhere* the infection has gone to over 98% percent of the users in newgrounds. Which the only 2% remaning got the vaccine in time.

So... TomFulp sent me on a mission to search for newgrounds users in the 10 areas of what remained of newgrounds, that could help me in destroying the menace infecting newgrounds.

So will you help me in this task, Rina-Chan?

Rina-Chan: yes, I will. It's time someone does something about this, but, where should we start?

Fryman94: hmmmm… spam town should be a good place to start.

Rina-chan: ok. Let's go!!!