Author's Note: Chocolate bunny! x) That was so random. Err, never mind. Anyways… What in the world took you so long just type another chappie?!?!?! Okay, alright, sorry! I wasn't in a fan fict-ish mood. Mind you, readers, I'm kinda depressed now.
Random Event: For Singaporean readers, if you have heard of the Video Games Live concert on 19/06/2009, 8.30 pm. Well, I've got a pair of VIP tickets & I can't go. (I'm EXTREMELY DEPRESSED & IN AN EFF-ED UP MOOD.) If you wanna buy it, e-mail me. My brother's helping me to sell it on ..
Crying Disclaimer: *Sob* I don't own *Sob* FMA or 'Hook Me Up' song. *Cries her heart out.* Tch, depressed much?
"Well, I should treat his nose fast before he loses a lot of blood." Winry grabbed the first-aid kit and took out a damp rag. At the same time, Edward opened his eyes and tried to adjust them to the bright surrounding. "Where am I? How did I g-" "Ow!" He winced in pain as he felt something pressing against his nose.
"Hold still. If you keep moving, more blood is gonna come out!" He stared at the maiden of beauty, or if you gag at poetry, the beautiful lady, in front of him. She was doing that cute frowning face again as she concentrated on his nose. "Seriously, she just looks adorable like that. Maybe I should get nose bleeds more often…" He blushed a deep red, still keeping his gaze directly at her eyes. "What the heck am I thinking?! I should stop doing this." Without realizing it, his mechanist had caught him looking at her.
"What?" He was snapped back into reality and his face became even redder, or some other colour, if possible. "N-nothing." He looked away to hide the redness on his cheeks. The automail specialist clicked her tongue. "How am I supposed to treat your poor nose when you keep moving around?" She scolded him like how a mother would scold their child when they were being stubborn. She cupped his chin and turned his face so he could face her. But, it only made the situation worse.
The distance between their lips was not far apart. Fortunately, only the Alchemist was aware of this. As she continued treating his nose, the pain came back. He grabbed her wrist and brought it away from his face. "Ed, I'm not done yet! There's still blood flowing out of your nose." "But, it hurts!" He replied, still holding Winry's hand. She sighed. "This is getting ridiculous…" Since Edward was seating on the floor, leaning against the wall, with his legs sticking out in front of him, Winry's brain hatched an idea.
"Look, I'm gonna finish soon, okay? So, if you could just let go of my hand…" He released his grip and placed his hand on the floor. She continued, "To be very sure that you're not gonna interrupt me again…" She sat on Edward's lap, her knees bent down and placed above both of his hands. "Aaaaaaaaah! W-what the hell do you think you're doing, woman?! I don't wanna be raped. I still have a whole virgin life ahead of me. I'm too young to die!" He struggled to shake his bestfriend off of him but she was too heavy. "Of all friggin' places, she chose there!" A 'why me?' look was plastered on his face.
Like a bolt of thunder, Edward's right cheek met up with Winry's fist. "Quit whining and moving around! And who said I was gonna rape you?! You're too short." The last words could be not heard from the State Alchemist's ears, fortunately. After a few minutes of suffering from the pain of his nose and under Winry's weight, his nose was 'cured'. Grabbing the white box, she kept all of the materials back inside. Still seating on him, she warned him, "You better not get another nose bleed." "Winry, Edward, where are y-"
To their horror, they both turned to their right to see an extremely shocked Pinako, who had dropped her pipe onto the floor, and an also extremely shocked Al, who was standing behind her. "And I thought that you guys knew I was joking about me hoping for great grandchildren…" At instant, the blonde female hopped off of Ed and Edward stood up. "I-it's not what you think…" The both stuttered, in unison. "Brother, the both of you are only fifteen, you know?" Alphonse came in the conversation and was met up with two dark glares from the couple.
"Look what you made me do." She picked up her pipe and resumed, "I have to get it lighted again." She walked over to the kitchen. "Al, you shouldn't stay there unless you wanna watch the both of them deflower each other." Al chuckled at that. "Well, I better run off. I don't wanna interfere with your deflowering." He ran off to Pinako as he was afraid that Winry might throw something at him or Edward might pick a fight with him.
The male teenager sighed and looked Winry from the corner of his eye. He quicky looked away as she was doing the exact same. "So, what's your next move, Elric?"
Gives the new LG Ice-cream Handphones to:- (I actually want the handphone!)
Lulukiryu
kame-the-turtle
Tsukali-chan
ColinatorGX
Nezume-chan
I apologize for not replying to my dear reviewers. I don't have much time to go onto the computer, really. Anyways, I really thought this chappie was so not for little kiddies my age. Bahahahaha! & nope, I'm not gonna tell you my age. xD
