%&*%!#$^*&%$!#!!!! I'm sooo sorry!!! Two months? I know. I'm evil. I had huge writer block! And then I went back to check my old chapters, and yes, they were SHIT!!! So I went back and started changing some stuff which changed other stuff which practically changed the whole damn story. So you know what? Screw this. Screw my shit writing, screw my anger, SCREW. IT. ALL. I'm just gonna write that crap that comes to my head. A terrible excuse, yes, but it's true. Chapters are going to be smaller, since I have no time.
Ah, yes. Last chapter we got bitchy Bella in full mode! Much better then quite Bella. Cmon, Everyone loves a great bitch, and you know it. I'm going to continue with bitchy Bella until I feel tired with that. Who knows? She might go all emo on us. =O But until then your stuck with the bitch we all love.
I have to thank everyone for your reviews! This is amazing! I decided I was being a little hard on reviews, but all I'm asking for is 5. Not hard, right?
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Yes, A very long A/N.
WARNING- THIS CHAPTER IS NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART. VERY BIG POTTY MOUTH FROM BELLA, BUT YOU KNOW YOU ALL LOVE IT!
Disclaimer- Sorry for any confusion, but Twilight is not mine. Wow, I disclaimer.
Chapter 9- Yes, I have damn problems
Previously on Fading Light... (I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT!)
"Uh, hi," I said. Wow, way not to be an idiot Bella.
"Bella, we need to discuss some stuff with you in private," Jacob said shamelessly.
Ah, Hell no!
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"Fuck no," I practically growled. "I'm already talking to you guys. Don't push it."
Jacob sighed. Then, out of the blue, he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder like I was a little kid. Compared to his size, I probably was. I screamed. What the fuck was he doing?
"What the fuck?" I yelled. I flailed my arms and legs around like a fish out of water. It did no fucking good. People were staring. A couple of the wolves were checking out my ass. Why the fuck did anyone do something? Did they really not care? Were people that fucking mental? Well, hell. Everyone in Forks was fucking mental. Including me. I probably looked like a little kid throwing a tantrum. Fuck this town.
"This is for your own good," Jacob said seriously, but I could hear the smile in his voice. He was fucking enjoying this. Then he started walking into the forest. I heard some of his friends snicker.
"Oh, you think this is funny?" I grumbled. "You all are so fucking dead." I knew Jacob's walking was making my ass bounce up and down, and everyone was fucking watching, the pervs.
Jacob just merely chuckled. "Bella, Bella, Bella. You know, you kind of look like a furious kitten."
All of his friends snickered. There was fucking something wrong with all of us. I had seen Jacob twice now, and we were acting like we'd known eack other forever. It felt like I had. Ah, shit, what the fuck was I doing? Bella fucking Swan does not do sappy. Didn't he just call me a furious kitten? I focused on that, and my anger rose.
"Very
fucking funny Jacob," I yelled. "You know what? Fuck.
You."
"I'd love to,"
Jacob said back, cheerful. Fucking bastard.
We were deep inside the forest now. We were in a small clearing, one that reminded me of a similar one with a lot of painful memories. Jacob dropped me and I screamed. He caught me inches from the ground, chucking. I growled, and I was trying hard not to punch something.
Jacob put me up right looking amused.
"Did you just fucking growl?" He asked.
"Did you just fucking carry me into here agaisnt my will?" I questioned him back.
Jacob just grinned. "That's kinda sexy, you know."
I rolled my eyes. Now that, was fucking rediculous.
"Really sexy," Jacob said again.
"Do I turn you on?" I asked teasingly.
"Fuck yes," he teased, but there was a small meaning behind his words. I bit my lip, but ignored it.
I heard snickers around us. I looked and saw the wolves around us. I forgot they were even here. God, they were so damn annoying. I mentally debated whether I should throw a stick to see if they would go after it, so I could run away.
I sighed. "Okay, lets get this fucking over with."
"We need you to stay away from the Cullens," Paul blurted.
MY mouth made a little O as I was about to retort something back, but Jacob beat me to it.
"Fucking, Paul," Jacob yelled, "We were going to ease her into it."
Paul shrugged. "Sorry." He didn't look fucking sorry at all.
"No damn way," I said defensively. Alice was my fucking friend, even if I was only after Edward. That wasn't any of their fucking buisness.
"Yes damn way," Jacob said firmly, but there was a smile playing on his lips. Damn his stubborness.
"What is your fucking problem?" I asked, annoyed now.
"The Cullens," Jacob told me.
"Oh yeah? Well there's going to be a problem with your face pretty soon!" How dare he tell me who I can hang out with? He wasn't my fucking dad. Hell, even my dad couldn't fucking do that. I was threw with playing around. Game on bitches.
The wolves snickered. I turned to glare at them. They looked shocked at my expression. That's right, bitches. Bella Fucking Swan.
"What? You don't think I can ruin your already shitty faces?" I asked pissed.
Someone coughed and mumbled, "Anger issues."
Did they have some sort of death wish they were secretly hiding? Oh, wait. They still thought I was human. God, they were stupid. Well they had a big surprise pretty soon if they didn't shut the hell up. Yeah, I was pretty violent. But what right did they have to judge me? I had been threw to much shit in my life and I was pretty tired of it. Did they really expect me to be the same? Well I was damn pissed at them.
"Oh, I'll show you anger issues," I growled.
I started marching over to the wolves when Jacob put his arm around me.
"Bella, please," Jake said, sounding a bit shocked and hurt at my expression. "You can't take them."
I looked at Jacob. What. The. Fuck. You know, I was starting to like Jacob. He just ruined that. I can't take them? Oh yeah, cause I'm just a little girl. How sexist. You don't say that to me. Jacob just got on my bad side. And there would be hell to pay.
I decided to give Jacob a taste of his own medicine. I took my elbow and jammed it into his gut. He groaned and fell back. I turned around and smirked. "I think I can take care of myself Jacob. I don't need your concern."
I heard a growl behind me. I grinned bigger. This should -scratch that- would be fun. I wipped around to see all those dogs about to kill me.
I made a innocent face and then tried to look scared. "You wouldn't hit a girl, w-would you?"
The look on their faces was priceless. They had confusion, anger, simpathy, and more confusion.
"Well, good. I don't really have time for that," I said.
If I fought them right here, where would be the fun in that? It was time for a little game I liked to play, Bella Swan style. I pushed past them and ran deeper into the forest. They all seemed shocked for a second, then took after me. I laughed. Lets see what these dogs were made of.
"Catch me if you can," I taunted, mostly mto myself. I ran deeper into the forest until I knew that no one would even get near us. Ah, I loved my life.
I stopped and flipped around. They all made a half circle around me, crouched, and were more then angry. I laughed. They all looked so tough and macho. Here I was, 5'4 half their size. Yet, I was about to kill them all. Jacob emerged threw the crowd. He looked comepletely betrayed. I winced. I did that? I shook my head. No damn way was I going to sympathize that shit head.
"Now, c'mon guys. Me? Agaisnt all you guys? Have a heart," I purred. I needed to take a few out first. I wasn't a complete idiot.
They all looked at each other, unsure.
Sam spoke up. "I will fight you, for my fathers." I had to burst out laughing. He looked like some shitty soap opera. For my fathers? Get real.
Sam glared. So did everyone else. Jacob's lips twitched. He was fighting a smile. I winked. What was I doing? Ah, hell, might as well go with it. Sam walked slowly closer to me. I could almost here the dramtic music in the background. Was he shitting me?
I took a step foward. "Are you ready, punk?"
I laughed at myself. Sam glared, but he didn't walk slowly anymore.
"Uh, Bella? You might want to turn around," Jacob mumbled. Sam had taken off his shirt, and he was now starting with his pants.
"What the fuck?" I said. "I'm flattered and all but I don't do dogs. It's just not right. My babies would come out wiith fur on their dicks."
Sam rolled his eyes. I looked away. All of a sudden, there was a strange noise. What the hell were they doing?
I looked back and saw a bear in front of me. No, wait. It wasn't a bear, it was a wolf... A big demented wolf. It was a dark brown. Was it.. a werewolf? Well, since Sam seemed to have been eaten by this thing I guess it was.
I snorted. "You call that impressive? You just look like you haven't shaved in a couple hundred years."
Sam glared harder. This was fun.
"Ready?" Jacob asked nervously. Oh, I get it. He didn't think I could take him. Bastard.
"No, not yet." I said. They all looked at me, expetantly. I let a few seconds pass. "Oh, okay. Now I'm ready."
I lunged. I had taken him by surprise, and I had him. Huh. This should be easy. I tried a newborn attack. It's all I would really need. I slipped to his back, my arms around him. I squeezed hard. I heard many bones crack. I threw him, and he hit a tree. He just used the tree as a backboard and jumped back. What the hell?
This time he landed on me, and I was on the ground. He had his hand -I mean paw- up, ready to come smashing down. I took my fist and slammed it in his face before he could do anything. He fell back, and was bleeding. That should have taken him out, but soon the bleeding stopped, and his bones seemed to be coming back together. Oh, shit.
I got up, crouched. He was the same. He circled. Game on bitch. I was faster and stronger. But his stupid heal thing helped him a lot. Hell. I went a little closer, and lunged. He was expecting it, and dodged. I knew he would do that, so I quickly swirled around and had my feet hit him. I bounced back, using him as a back board. He was on the ground. I jumped quickly and smashed him deep into the ground. There was blood everywhere, and he layed there, his eyes closed. But I wasn't stupid enough to think he was dead. He was only knocked out.
I had to admit, he was good, but he didn't even leave me with a scratch. I had to much experience for that. I jumped up off him. I smoothed out my hair, and pretended to check my nails. I smirked.
I looked over to see the wolves staring at me in astonishment. I had almost forgotten they were here.
I snorted. "Not so innocent Bella anymore, huh?"
They all quickly went to Sam's aid. They lifted him up, and set him down by a tree. Some stayed and did some vodoo shit to him, while the rest started advancing on me.
"So," I said bored, "Who's next, hmm?"
They all looked at each other. Sam had obviously been the leader. Now we just had the weaker ones. I almost snorted. They could all take me at once. It might do me some damage, but not kill me. They were all too dumb to even think of that. Wow. Did they even go to school?
"I-I will," Jacob stuttered.
I froze. Oh shit. I couldn't take out Jacob. I mean, I could, but... I just couldn't. No. I had to. He was my enemy. I could maybe just knock him out, and kill the rest? God this wasn't right! Just minutes ago, we were acting like best friends. I was suppose to hate him. But in a way... I cared for Jacob. Yes, there was a lot of shit wrong with me, but I knew it was true. A part of mecared for Jacob like I did Alice.
I sighed, trying to look bored. "Alright, get your fat ass out here."
Jacob gave me a sad look. "Bella, we don't have to do this."
I know.
"I know," I said, trying to keep the sadness out of my voice.
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I know, a cliffy. I want to keep you interested. Sorry again for my shitty writing. I'm only 12 here people.
