Author's Note: Kill me, slap me, punch me, and kick me. Do whatever you want to me. I deserve every single punishment now. Umm… Except death. I'm too awesome to die. :D Anyways, why did it take such a long time? I can't explain, sorry.
Oh, & beware. This chappie contains gory imaginations & intense moments! Yay, VIOLENCE! :D
Random Event [To Singapore Citizens]: Anyone rich & caring enough to take me to BIG NIGHT OUT 2010 at the indoor stadium on 03 feb 2010? Please? I really, REALLY wanna watch MUSE. Email me. Thanks you. :)
Effing EPIC Disclaimer: Me do not own FMA or The Veronicas' Hook Me Up or the MUSE's Hate This & I'll Love You.
Yea, yea. I changed the title so it'll fit in with this chappie but, I was inspired by that song. && I'm hungry now. Feed me. :P
The blonde-haired female sat up from her bed. She had just recovered after muffling horrible words into her pillow. As she brushed her hair, she stared at her reflection in the mirror. She stopped brushing and went closer to the mirror.
"Is that a zit? Oh, great! Just what I need…" The automail specialist grumbled as she kept rubbing the bulging, red object. "Argh!"
She hissed in pain and tossed her brush to only God knows where. She grabbed her towel and stormed out of her room. This is the time where Edward would say, "PMS much?" and where she would growl at him or murder him.
"Hmm, murder him? I think raping him would be better…"
Winry shook her head as she tried to clear her thoughts of that jerk but, it only made it worse. Now, she could picture an adorable chibi Ed, with devilish horns, sticking out his tongue and waving his devil tail at her. Once again, she gritted her teeth and roared like a lion.
Speaking of the devil, he was already wearing back his clothes and drying his hair in the bathroom. He was still thinking about how to spend some alone time with Winry but, of course, he was just a jerk and a small pipsqueak who knows nothing about love. He sighed and closed his eyes.
All of a sudden, he was met with a certain someone who burst open the door. He was shocked and his legs felt wobbly. She started walking closer to him. He was afraid that she was probably going to throw another one of her wrenches and injure his nose again or she would take a screwdriver and poke it into his nose until it bleeds. There were so much gory pictures running around his mind each time she takes a step.
"Hehe, screwdriver. She wants to 'screw' you… That's hilarious." Edward kicked himself mentally as the laughing could not stop in his head.
She was only a few inches away from him so he shut his eyes tight because he knew what was coming.
"… Huh? What? Where is it? Why am I not feeling pain on any of my body? Why am I not lying unconscious on the floor?" Dozens of questions raced through his head as his eyelids were still closed.
He opened his eyes and discovered that he was still standing up in the toilet and not lying on the cold, hard floor next to a puddle of blood. But, he felt different, somehow. He looked down and realized that Winry was leaning on him. Her arms were wrapped around his neck and her chin was resting on his right shoulder. His face turned a bright red and he felt butterflies in his stomach. Not just any butterflies; butterflies that were blue and yellow, just like her crystal clear eyes and her sweet-smelling silky hair. "Pretty…"
"Hey, Ed?" Her voice was soft and slow. Winry has never been this soft-spoken around him.
"Y-yea?"
"… I'm sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have shouted at you…" She moved her head away from his shoulder to face him.
He looked deep into her eyes. They were apologetic and sincere. Her arms were still around him as if, she was waiting to be hugged back. He kept his gaze at her eyes and remained silent. He was still afraid that if he said something, it would change the whole atmosphere.
Winry could hear his heartbeat, loud and clear… and fast too. She knew that he could probably hear hers, as well. The fact that he was not saying anything gave her a hint that he was not going to forgive her. She felt sad. She felt like her heart was ripped out and got pierced by a razor sharp knife. She felt like she was going to explode from the inside. Finally, she gave up and retrieved her arms back. She looked down as she did not want him to see her tearing.
Edward started panicking. "Damn it! Why is she crying? Oh, no…"
That was when he realized he had forgotten to reply to her apology. He smacked his forehead with his automail hand. How stupid can he be?
He took a deep breath and tried to pull himself together. Slowly, he wrapped his arms around the female's waist and pulled her close. Winry, being too surprised and sad to do anything, buried her head in his chest.
"Dumbass. You can call me that if you like. It's okay. Everyone shouts at me like that… Especially mum," He chuckled a bit and continued, "So stop crying."
"Well, you were acting like a cranky pregnant bitch with issues, dumbass." She muffled into his chest. She wrapped her arms around his neck and stopped crying. She brought her face away from his chest and looked up.
"Oh, shut up. At least, I'm not some cry-baby." He teased, with a smirk on his face. In reply, Winry smiled sweetly.
She thought about what Ed had just said and then, what about she just said. He called her a baby and she called him a mother. She stopped smiling and blushed a little bit. She glanced at his face and saw a pint of red on his cheeks, as well.
"He must've realized too, huh?"
"OH MY GOODNESS!"
Upon hearing that, the couple, who still have their arms around each other, turned their heads to the direction of sound and dropped their jaws.
"Uh oh."
Gives MUSE CDs to:- (I have all their albums! :D)
Lady Yukirin
Sleepihead
ThatGirl96
Megsaku
ColinatorGX (I absolutely love all your ways of tortures! They're BRILLIANT!!! xDD)
Nezume-chan
Auto-Alchemechanicist (Please call me a bitch or something worse for not updating! :B)
BabyBee3
& others who read but DIDN'T review. (please do so now or I'll ask Winry to do all those thingies that Ed thought she was going to do to him... especially the 'screwing' part. xD)
Hey, all of you. I'm so sorry that I couldn't reply to any of your reviews. Please, please, please forgive me. *puppy-dog eyes*
Anyways, I will be using ColinatorGX's ways of torture into the next chappies so yea, don't give me any credits.
I'm already working on the next chappie so it might come out in the next 2 or 3 days. (:
&& that's about it. I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!! &&& MUSE TOO! :D
