Just another thought that came xD I was playing a game of awkward questions with my friend and so I was like "hm, what if CC and Niles played?" Anyways here goes x3
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Broadwaybadass: niles
Broadwaybadass: niles
Broadwaybadass: niles
Broadwaybadass: niles
Broadwaybadass: niles
iSweep: WHAAT?
Broadwaybadass: niles
Broadwaybadass: i'm bored…
iSweep: okay
Broadwaybadass: whatcha doin
iSweep: Oh dear.
Broadwaybadass: what?
iSweep: You're so bored you actually ask me normal questions?
Broadwaybadass: uhh sure.
iSweep: Woman, strive to amuse yourself before you signal the apocalypse
Broadwaybadass: but niiiiles I'm booooooooooooooooooooreddd.
iSweep: *sigh* Very well then.
iSweep: But please, don't ask how I am or what I'm doing cause that's just.. awkward.
Broadwaybadass: well what am i supposed to ask weird questions like "what's the color of your underwear"
iSweep: Well yeah, if you're that bored.
iSweep: Green boxers, by the way.
Broadwaybadass: tmi !!
iSweep: Hm, maybe if you're that desperate, we can have a game of "awkward questions" ?
Broadwaybadass: alright yo i'm down
iSweep: ... ?
Broadwaybadass: wut
iSweep: …anyways, any questions you refuse to answer, you owe me twenty bucks; vice versa. Deal?
Broadwaybadass: sure
iSweep: Who shall start?
Broadwaybadass: you
iSweep: very well then. I'm looking up awkward questions on google.
Broadwaybadass: come on you're that uncreative?
iSweep: mm.
iSweep: Good grief, these people wouldn't know awkward questions even if they were forced to strip in a gay club full of past classmates.
Broadwaybadass: eh?
iSweep: Best answer on Yahoo answers? Psh-aw! "Do you still watch cartoons?" Awkward. Hmph.
Broadwaybadass: spongebob is my favorite :)
iSweep: I know right? Love that show.
Broadwaybadass: yeah x)
iSweep: anywho, I've found some decent ones.
Broadwaybadass: shoot away Rochester
iSweep: Ohhh, this should get you good.
iSweep: "Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?"
Broadwaybadass: O-O excuse me ???
iSweep: answer or you owe me twenty, Babcock. :)
Broadwaybadass: alright fine. ughh.
Broadwaybadass: ok so yeah of course ive had a dream like that, it was about ….
iSweep: Wait wait let me guess
iSweep: it was about your boyfriend from last week
Broadwaybadass: what boyfriend?
iSweep: You know the blow up one
Broadwaybadass: fuck you
iSweep: :)
Broadwaybadass: :\ anyways, it was not about that. i think i drank waaaay too much that night cause guess who was in that dream
iSweep: Mr. Sheffield.
Broadywaybadass: nope.
iSweep: la chica loco para señor Sheffield say what?
Broadwaybadass: i think you said that wrong
Broadwaybadass: but yeah it wasn't him – so like i must've been drinking a LOTTT that night.
Broadwaybadass: okay your turn to answer
iSweep: But you didn't tell me who it was about
Broadwaybadass: o come on i have to tell you that too ?
iSweep: Yes.
Broadwaybadass: fine it was
iSweep: Hey don't use white font that's not fair !
Broadwaybadass: :P you.
iSweep: … (copy pastes) iSweep: la chica loco para señor Sheffield say what? - EMPHASIS ON SAY WHAT?
Broadwaybadass: shut upnow answer
iSweep: Fine. Mine were about you too :P
Broadwaybadass: holy bat crackers batman
Broadwaybadass: what were you on
iSweep: Nothing. That was the most frightening part.
Broadwaybadass: quoting from nanny fine "oyyy."
Broadwaybadass: this game is creepy … yet amusing. i get next q
iSweep: Alright
Broadwaybadass: "If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?"
iSweep: LOL.
iSweep: What kind of question is that?
Broadwaybadass: an awkward one ;)
iSweep: hahahaha. Hm, it's a hard decision. There are just so many wonderful men out there *sarcasm*
Broadwaybadass: lmao. not maxwell ?
iSweep: That's like going gay for my own brother
Broadwaybadass: i suppose.
iSweep: I guess I'd go for that one gentlemen who runs McDonalds….
Broadwaybadass: omg he is so fine
iSweep: he's got a nice complexion…
Broadway: for a fast food junkie, too.
iSweep: Mhm. How bout you?
Broadway: Val.
iSweep: LOL !
iSweep: She'd make you feel insanely intelligent?
Broadywaybadass: oh hell yes.
iSweep: How passionate LOL.
Broadwaybadass: ;P
iSweep: "Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?"
Broadwaybadass: nanny fine
iSweep: Ditto.
iSweep: Except she impacted your life quite negatively ;)
Broadwaybadass: not quite
iSweep: Oh? Then how so?
Broadwaybadass: there are my ups and downs.
iSweep: Which are?
Broadwaybadass: :P
iSweep: Oh fine, fine. Just ask the next question.
Broadwaybadass: "When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?" LOL. i think i know yours
iSweep: Oh? And that would be …?
Broadwaybadass: dancing in your undies
iSweep: LOL crap, that thing.
Broadwaybadass: i have to say, hazel, that was a pretty big turn on
iSweep: Really?
Broadwaybadass: nope.
iSweep: You horrible person. I am still awaiting your answer.
Broadwaybadass: ummm.. drink?
iSweep: Okay I really should have known that one.
Broadwaybadass: yes you should have.
iSweep: Why do you drink in the first place?
Broadwaybadass: that is none of your business
iSweep: I consider my question as part of the game.
Broadwaybadass: wat?? fuck.
Broadwaybadass: fine. i drink cause maxwell pisses me off
iSweep: Speak no more, I feel you sistuh.
Broadwaybadass: oh?
iSweep: The man is completely clueless.
Broadwaybadass: alas, i gain sympathy from a butler.
iSweep: I'm not sure if I should take it as a complement or an insult.
Broadwaybadass: good :)
iSweep: ?
Broadwaybadass: "Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?"
iSweep: CaCa of course :)
Broadwaybadass: ohoho?
iSweep: It is very challenging to find a new way to agonize you each day, I'll have you know.
Broadwaybadass: oh how lovely
iSweep: Isn't it?
Broadwaybadass: lol.
iSweep: So who is your morning person?
Broadwaybadass: well since i have to get up to go to work every single day I focus mainly on me for getting ready and no one else ;D
iSweep: Thinking of yourself? Typical.
Broadywaybadass: mhm
iSweep: but I bet that's a lie ;)
Broadwaybadass: is not
iSweep: I know you don't come up with your schemes just as easily
Broadwaybadass: well i think of you second thing in the morning, the first thing is me.
iSweep: Aww, you think of me? I was talking about you planning flirts on Mr. Sheffield ;)
Broadwaybadass: skfj sdklfjsdojfkdsj
iSweep: Calm down I was only joking.
iSweep: "If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?"
Broadwaybadass: hmmmm.. that's a good question
Broadwaybadass: i actually don't know what i would want to do
iSweep: It's a hard thought, isn't it?
Broadwaybadass: yeah i mean i actually don't wanna think about leaving you guys
iSweep: la chica travieso say what
Broadwaybadass: oh would you stop using that you watch far too many novellas
iSweep: hehe. But seriously?
Broadwaybadass: ive wasted too many years at the Sheffield mansion to not grow attached
iSweep: Awww.
Broadwaybadass: what
iSweep: You like us.
Broadwaybadass: blah. so what would you do ?
iSweep: I'm not sure on every single thing that I would like to do
iSweep: But one thing I would try for sure is to kiss you to see your horrified face one last time :)
Broadwaybadass: that's an insult, right ???
iSweep: Sure why not. ;)
Broadwaybadass: okay ….
Broadwaybadass: "Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?"
iSweep: When it's part of messing with you ;)
Broadwaybadass: lol same here.
Broadwaybadass: otherwise it's not okay.
iSweep: but you do it all the time
Broadwaybadass: so
iSweep: Your hypocrisy is so cute :P
Broadwaybadass: why thank you
Broadwaybadass: wait what
iSweep: :P "So, how was your period this month?"
Broadwaybadass: LOLOL. it was very painful thank you very much LOL.
iSweep: Hahahaha.
Broadwaybadass: that doesn't count though cause you don't have periods so ask another question
iSweep: Fine xP
iSweep: The site ran out of good ones..
Broadwaybadass: i know right ?
iSweep: Now to start asking really personal questions :)
Broadwaybadass: oh fuck
iSweep: So don't lie to me, Babcock. Who do you have eyes for?
iSweep: I know very well that it isn't Mr. Sheffield
Broadwaybadass: and how are so sure
iSweep: Cause I know my CaCa better than anyone else does
Broadwaybadass: then you should already know all my answers
iSweep: Assuming is for fools.
Broadwaybadass: i'm not answering
iSweep: Why not?
Broadwaybadass: i'll give you your 20 tomorrow. i'm not answering
iSweep: Come on, Babcock, it can't be that bad
Broadwaybadass: yes it can
iSweep: Cannot
Broadwaybadass: can
iSweep: Cannot
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
iSweep: CAN NOT.
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
Broadwaybadass: CAN.
Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.
iSweep: A video of the cancan song?
Broadwaybadass: yes.
iSweep: LOL.
iSweep: Can it seriously be that horrible?
Broadwaybadass: yes.
iSweep: It's me isn't it ;)
Broadwaybadass: no
iSweep: Yes!
Broadwaybadass: NO
iSweep: YES!
iSweep: Sí!
iSweep: Oui!
iSweep: Ja!
iSweep: Oo!
Broadwaybadass: NO
Broadwaybadass: NO
Broadwaybadass: NO
Broadwaybadass: NO
Broadwaybadass: NO
Broadwaybadass: CRAP THERE ARE NO SONGS THAT REPEAT "NO"
iSweep: how bout that one song by black eyed peas
iSweep: Nonono nooo don't funk with mah heart
Broadwaybadass: LOL!
Broadwaybadass: but no.
iSweep: I highly doubt it Babcock
Broadwaybadass: UGH! let it go already !
iSweep: AHA so it is true!!
Broadwaybadass: *screaming*
iSweep: :))))))
Broadwaybadass: fine.
iSweep: F-fine?
Broadwaybadass: yeah fine. i like you.
iSweep: I'm surprised you aren't having a heart attack while admitting this
Broadwaybadass: i actually am
Broadwaybadass: but my suffering is just internal.
iSweep: :)))))
Broadwaybadass: whatre you so giddy about
iSweep: You loooove me you looove me
Broadwaybadass: shut up
iSweep: OH so you do!!
Broadwaybadass: WHAT i never said that!
iSweep: You implied it :)))) C.C. Babcock is in love with the butler !!
Broadwaybadass: :(
iSweep: Why so sad?
Broadwaybadass: cause youre doing what i was afraid you'd do
iSweep:?
Broadwaybadass: youre making fun of me
iSweep: Come on Babs it's me; I'm bound to do that.
Broadwaybadass: :'(
iSweep: Oh no don't you cry on me
Broadwaybadass: :'(((((((((((((
iSweep: Ms Babcock! :(((
Broadwaybadass: hahaha sucker
iSweep: ….
Broadwaybadass: So you actually do care ;)
iSweep: That was not funny
Broadwaybadass: it wasn't. it was sweet :)
iSweep: You must be hitting your head on a wall right now for even thinking such things xD
Broadwaybadass: i'm not, but i might after either you or i log off
iSweep: Haha. Well, just to end the game, can I ask the last question?
Broadwaybadass: fine
iSweep: "If you say you love me why don't you marry me?"
Broadwaybadass: …
iSweep: LOLLL.
Broadwaybadass: expect a check tomorrow.
Broadwaybadass has signed off.
(she's probably hitting her head on a wall right now)
iSweep: Ouch. Rejectedd.
iSweep: You know that was a joke, right?
iSweep: Babs?
iSweep: Caca?
iSweep: Oh she wants me ;P
LOL um okay I sorta just went whichever way it lead to XDD Hope you liked it !
