Just another thought that came xD I was playing a game of awkward questions with my friend and so I was like "hm, what if CC and Niles played?" Anyways here goes x3

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Broadwaybadass: niles

Broadwaybadass: niles

Broadwaybadass: niles

Broadwaybadass: niles

Broadwaybadass: niles

iSweep: WHAAT?

Broadwaybadass: niles

Broadwaybadass: i'm bored…

iSweep: okay

Broadwaybadass: whatcha doin

iSweep: Oh dear.

Broadwaybadass: what?

iSweep: You're so bored you actually ask me normal questions?

Broadwaybadass: uhh sure.

iSweep: Woman, strive to amuse yourself before you signal the apocalypse

Broadwaybadass: but niiiiles I'm booooooooooooooooooooreddd.

iSweep: *sigh* Very well then.

iSweep: But please, don't ask how I am or what I'm doing cause that's just.. awkward.

Broadwaybadass: well what am i supposed to ask weird questions like "what's the color of your underwear"

iSweep: Well yeah, if you're that bored.

iSweep: Green boxers, by the way.

Broadwaybadass: tmi !!

iSweep: Hm, maybe if you're that desperate, we can have a game of "awkward questions" ?

Broadwaybadass: alright yo i'm down

iSweep: ... ?

Broadwaybadass: wut

iSweep: …anyways, any questions you refuse to answer, you owe me twenty bucks; vice versa. Deal?

Broadwaybadass: sure

iSweep: Who shall start?

Broadwaybadass: you

iSweep: very well then. I'm looking up awkward questions on google.

Broadwaybadass: come on you're that uncreative?

iSweep: mm.

iSweep: Good grief, these people wouldn't know awkward questions even if they were forced to strip in a gay club full of past classmates.

Broadwaybadass: eh?

iSweep: Best answer on Yahoo answers? Psh-aw! "Do you still watch cartoons?" Awkward. Hmph.

Broadwaybadass: spongebob is my favorite :)

iSweep: I know right? Love that show.

Broadwaybadass: yeah x)

iSweep: anywho, I've found some decent ones.

Broadwaybadass: shoot away Rochester

iSweep: Ohhh, this should get you good.

iSweep: "Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?"

Broadwaybadass: O-O excuse me ???

iSweep: answer or you owe me twenty, Babcock. :)

Broadwaybadass: alright fine. ughh.

Broadwaybadass: ok so yeah of course ive had a dream like that, it was about ….

iSweep: Wait wait let me guess

iSweep: it was about your boyfriend from last week

Broadwaybadass: what boyfriend?

iSweep: You know the blow up one

Broadwaybadass: fuck you

iSweep: :)

Broadwaybadass: :\ anyways, it was not about that. i think i drank waaaay too much that night cause guess who was in that dream

iSweep: Mr. Sheffield.

Broadywaybadass: nope.

iSweep: la chica loco para señor Sheffield say what?

Broadwaybadass: i think you said that wrong

Broadwaybadass: but yeah it wasn't him – so like i must've been drinking a LOTTT that night.

Broadwaybadass: okay your turn to answer

iSweep: But you didn't tell me who it was about

Broadwaybadass: o come on i have to tell you that too ?

iSweep: Yes.

Broadwaybadass: fine it was

iSweep: Hey don't use white font that's not fair !

Broadwaybadass: :P you.

iSweep: … (copy pastes) iSweep: la chica loco para señor Sheffield say what? - EMPHASIS ON SAY WHAT?

Broadwaybadass: shut upnow answer

iSweep: Fine. Mine were about you too :P

Broadwaybadass: holy bat crackers batman

Broadwaybadass: what were you on

iSweep: Nothing. That was the most frightening part.

Broadwaybadass: quoting from nanny fine "oyyy."

Broadwaybadass: this game is creepy … yet amusing. i get next q

iSweep: Alright

Broadwaybadass: "If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?"

iSweep: LOL.

iSweep: What kind of question is that?

Broadwaybadass: an awkward one ;)

iSweep: hahahaha. Hm, it's a hard decision. There are just so many wonderful men out there *sarcasm*

Broadwaybadass: lmao. not maxwell ?

iSweep: That's like going gay for my own brother

Broadwaybadass: i suppose.

iSweep: I guess I'd go for that one gentlemen who runs McDonalds….

Broadwaybadass: omg he is so fine

iSweep: he's got a nice complexion…

Broadway: for a fast food junkie, too.

iSweep: Mhm. How bout you?

Broadway: Val.

iSweep: LOL !

iSweep: She'd make you feel insanely intelligent?

Broadywaybadass: oh hell yes.

iSweep: How passionate LOL.

Broadwaybadass: ;P

iSweep: "Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?"

Broadwaybadass: nanny fine

iSweep: Ditto.

iSweep: Except she impacted your life quite negatively ;)

Broadwaybadass: not quite

iSweep: Oh? Then how so?

Broadwaybadass: there are my ups and downs.

iSweep: Which are?

Broadwaybadass: :P

iSweep: Oh fine, fine. Just ask the next question.

Broadwaybadass: "When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?" LOL. i think i know yours

iSweep: Oh? And that would be …?

Broadwaybadass: dancing in your undies

iSweep: LOL crap, that thing.

Broadwaybadass: i have to say, hazel, that was a pretty big turn on

iSweep: Really?

Broadwaybadass: nope.

iSweep: You horrible person. I am still awaiting your answer.

Broadwaybadass: ummm.. drink?

iSweep: Okay I really should have known that one.

Broadwaybadass: yes you should have.

iSweep: Why do you drink in the first place?

Broadwaybadass: that is none of your business

iSweep: I consider my question as part of the game.

Broadwaybadass: wat?? fuck.

Broadwaybadass: fine. i drink cause maxwell pisses me off

iSweep: Speak no more, I feel you sistuh.

Broadwaybadass: oh?

iSweep: The man is completely clueless.

Broadwaybadass: alas, i gain sympathy from a butler.

iSweep: I'm not sure if I should take it as a complement or an insult.

Broadwaybadass: good :)

iSweep: ?

Broadwaybadass: "Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?"

iSweep: CaCa of course :)

Broadwaybadass: ohoho?

iSweep: It is very challenging to find a new way to agonize you each day, I'll have you know.

Broadwaybadass: oh how lovely

iSweep: Isn't it?

Broadwaybadass: lol.

iSweep: So who is your morning person?

Broadwaybadass: well since i have to get up to go to work every single day I focus mainly on me for getting ready and no one else ;D

iSweep: Thinking of yourself? Typical.

Broadywaybadass: mhm

iSweep: but I bet that's a lie ;)

Broadwaybadass: is not

iSweep: I know you don't come up with your schemes just as easily

Broadwaybadass: well i think of you second thing in the morning, the first thing is me.

iSweep: Aww, you think of me? I was talking about you planning flirts on Mr. Sheffield ;)

Broadwaybadass: skfj sdklfjsdojfkdsj

iSweep: Calm down I was only joking.

iSweep: "If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?"

Broadwaybadass: hmmmm.. that's a good question

Broadwaybadass: i actually don't know what i would want to do

iSweep: It's a hard thought, isn't it?

Broadwaybadass: yeah i mean i actually don't wanna think about leaving you guys

iSweep: la chica travieso say what

Broadwaybadass: oh would you stop using that you watch far too many novellas

iSweep: hehe. But seriously?

Broadwaybadass: ive wasted too many years at the Sheffield mansion to not grow attached

iSweep: Awww.

Broadwaybadass: what

iSweep: You like us.

Broadwaybadass: blah. so what would you do ?

iSweep: I'm not sure on every single thing that I would like to do

iSweep: But one thing I would try for sure is to kiss you to see your horrified face one last time :)

Broadwaybadass: that's an insult, right ???

iSweep: Sure why not. ;)

Broadwaybadass: okay ….

Broadwaybadass: "Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?"

iSweep: When it's part of messing with you ;)

Broadwaybadass: lol same here.

Broadwaybadass: otherwise it's not okay.

iSweep: but you do it all the time

Broadwaybadass: so

iSweep: Your hypocrisy is so cute :P

Broadwaybadass: why thank you

Broadwaybadass: wait what

iSweep: :P "So, how was your period this month?"

Broadwaybadass: LOLOL. it was very painful thank you very much LOL.

iSweep: Hahahaha.

Broadwaybadass: that doesn't count though cause you don't have periods so ask another question

iSweep: Fine xP

iSweep: The site ran out of good ones..

Broadwaybadass: i know right ?

iSweep: Now to start asking really personal questions :)

Broadwaybadass: oh fuck

iSweep: So don't lie to me, Babcock. Who do you have eyes for?

iSweep: I know very well that it isn't Mr. Sheffield

Broadwaybadass: and how are so sure

iSweep: Cause I know my CaCa better than anyone else does

Broadwaybadass: then you should already know all my answers

iSweep: Assuming is for fools.

Broadwaybadass: i'm not answering

iSweep: Why not?

Broadwaybadass: i'll give you your 20 tomorrow. i'm not answering

iSweep: Come on, Babcock, it can't be that bad

Broadwaybadass: yes it can

iSweep: Cannot

Broadwaybadass: can

iSweep: Cannot

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

iSweep: CAN NOT.

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

Broadwaybadass: CAN.

Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.

iSweep: A video of the cancan song?

Broadwaybadass: yes.

iSweep: LOL.

iSweep: Can it seriously be that horrible?

Broadwaybadass: yes.

iSweep: It's me isn't it ;)

Broadwaybadass: no

iSweep: Yes!

Broadwaybadass: NO

iSweep: YES!

iSweep: Sí!

iSweep: Oui!

iSweep: Ja!

iSweep: Oo!

Broadwaybadass: NO

Broadwaybadass: NO

Broadwaybadass: NO

Broadwaybadass: NO

Broadwaybadass: NO

Broadwaybadass: CRAP THERE ARE NO SONGS THAT REPEAT "NO"

iSweep: how bout that one song by black eyed peas

iSweep: Nonono nooo don't funk with mah heart

Broadwaybadass: LOL!

Broadwaybadass: but no.

iSweep: I highly doubt it Babcock

Broadwaybadass: UGH! let it go already !

iSweep: AHA so it is true!!

Broadwaybadass: *screaming*

iSweep: :))))))

Broadwaybadass: fine.

iSweep: F-fine?

Broadwaybadass: yeah fine. i like you.

iSweep: I'm surprised you aren't having a heart attack while admitting this

Broadwaybadass: i actually am

Broadwaybadass: but my suffering is just internal.

iSweep: :)))))

Broadwaybadass: whatre you so giddy about

iSweep: You loooove me you looove me

Broadwaybadass: shut up

iSweep: OH so you do!!

Broadwaybadass: WHAT i never said that!

iSweep: You implied it :)))) C.C. Babcock is in love with the butler !!

Broadwaybadass: :(

iSweep: Why so sad?

Broadwaybadass: cause youre doing what i was afraid you'd do

iSweep:?

Broadwaybadass: youre making fun of me

iSweep: Come on Babs it's me; I'm bound to do that.

Broadwaybadass: :'(

iSweep: Oh no don't you cry on me

Broadwaybadass: :'(((((((((((((

iSweep: Ms Babcock! :(((

Broadwaybadass: hahaha sucker

iSweep: ….

Broadwaybadass: So you actually do care ;)

iSweep: That was not funny

Broadwaybadass: it wasn't. it was sweet :)

iSweep: You must be hitting your head on a wall right now for even thinking such things xD

Broadwaybadass: i'm not, but i might after either you or i log off

iSweep: Haha. Well, just to end the game, can I ask the last question?

Broadwaybadass: fine

iSweep: "If you say you love me why don't you marry me?"

Broadwaybadass:

iSweep: LOLLL.

Broadwaybadass: expect a check tomorrow.

Broadwaybadass has signed off.

(she's probably hitting her head on a wall right now)

iSweep: Ouch. Rejectedd.

iSweep: You know that was a joke, right?

iSweep: Babs?

iSweep: Caca?

iSweep: Oh she wants me ;P

LOL um okay I sorta just went whichever way it lead to XDD Hope you liked it !