I was slumped over on the couching, bored out of my mind, when Bella and Edward ran through the door. I sat up and looked at them. "Bout time up get out of that bed." I mumbled.

Bella walked over to me and smiled. She started leading to the couch.

"No Bel-" Edward tried to warn but it was to late.

Bella sat on the couch and it cracked down the middle. I laughed hysterically, both Edward and Bella growled at me, which only made me laugh more.

"EMMETT!" Esme yelled appearing in the archway to the living room. She was furious, looking between me and her now 8th cracked couch.

"Yes mommy?" I asked sweetly. I'm a total suck-up, but it never works.

"Don't 'yes mommy' me. Your paying for a new couch." She said then walked away from where she came from. Well that wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

The phone started ringing.

"Hello?" Esme asked. There was a pause. "Yeah. Emmett, phone's for you." I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the phone out of Esme's hands. She had a curious look on her face and I'm sure if she found out about Wipeout she would freak. So I will just have to watch what I say.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Hello. Is this Emmett Cullen?" A to perky voice asked.

"Yeah... It is."

"Well I'm with ABC's Wipeout. I'm calling today to tell you that you and Alice Cullen have made the siblings episode of Wipeout."

"Are you serious?" I asked suspiciously.

"Yes I'm serious. Do you think you could be down here in a week or so?" The perky voice asked.

"Yeah! Sure we can. Thanks." I forgot to wait for the person on the other line to say something. I hung up the phone and turned around, with a big smile on my face, to see Alice with the same grin on her face.

She started bouncing, "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She said so fast it sounded all like one word. She didn't stop bouncing, grabbed my hands so I joined in.

"What are you two dweebs OMGing about?" Rose asked filing her nail, not looking at us.

"Nothing." Alice said drawing out the word. She stopped bouncing and backed away from me. That caused Rosalie to look up and glare at both of us.

"Whatever." She grumbled stalking out of the kitchen and Alice followed. I was about to leave but Esme stopped me.

"Emmett." She warned. "Whatever your planning I want it stopped."

"Don't worry 'bout it Esme." I said walking past her to the living room again. Now all I have to do is endear 1 week here.

"Emmett, you know how stupid you are?" Edward was sitting in a recliner with Bella in his lap. They were staring into each others eyes, all lovey-dovey.

"Yes I know how stupid I am. You would have to be stupid not to know how stupid I am." I said proudly.

Edward and Bella snorted. "How stupid are you?" Bella asked smiling.

"Um... Not stupid?" I said but it came out as a question.

"Okay." She agreed and went back to looking at Edward. Wait was that a compliment. No that was an insult!

"I'm not stupid!" I yelled but they didn't say anything because they were to busy in a lip lock state. "Get a room." Again nothing. There passionate kiss just intensified. It was making me sick so I stocked away. When I was out of the room I heard them laughing.

~ 6 days later. 1 day before they leave ~

There was only one day till we would be leaving and I was surprised Edward didn't tattle on us to Esme or Carlisle. I was also surprised Alice didn't spill the beans or that Esme didn't ask about Mine and Alice's strange behavior.

Rose was still mad at me so didnt really care how I was acting.

"Ohhhhhhh, Emmmmmmeeeeett." The pixie shouted showing up at the bottom of the steps.

"Ohhhhhhh, Allllliccccccce." I mimicked her.

She rolled her eyes and continued. "Where taking you jeep tomorrow around 5. Got it? I have our closes pack and everything."

"Alice. It only lasts on day. You need only on outfit."

"Ewe. Do you think I'm going to wear the same clothes after they have been soaked in mud? I think not." She stomped away.

"Okay. Bye love you too. Can't wait for tomorrow." I said to no one but she heard and respond.

"Whatever. I'm going to see you a later, so there's no sense in saying bye. I know you don't really love me. You were just saying that. And I cant wait for tomorrow either!" I rolled my eyes.

This chapter is shorter but it will do. What do you think?
There will be wipe outs next chapter. :)
Can I have suggestions for names? (24 contestants) How some people should wipe out? How should Emmett and Alice wipe out? There's should be cooler... I guess you could say. What should Jill Wagner ask them before there run of the course? And anything else you think I missed. Review! :)