Bwhahaha! Yet another chapter of this thing. Just randomly thought of it and thought it would be cute. A little surprise at the bottom ;0


iSweep: psst

iSweep: pssssssst

iSweep: Ms. Babcockk

Broadwaybadass: what

iSweep: Hey

Broadywaybadass: hi

iSweep: Are you alright?

Broadwaybadass: no

iSweep: Why?

Broadwaybadass: my prescription of prozac has been delayed

Broadwaybadass: and my therapist is on a family trip

iSweep: Is that why you didn't return any of my zingers and proceeded to eat Ms. Fine's stash of Ben and Jerry's?

iSweep: She demands you pay her back, by the way.

Broadwaybadass: ….

iSweep: You're starting to scare me now, babs

Broadwaybadass: ok

Broadwaybadass: i scare everyone anyhow so that doesn't really make a difference now does it

iSweep: Wow, now I feel really depressed.

Broadwaybadass: normally id say "hahaaa suckuhh" but right now imma go with saying sorry. its a tendency.

iSweep: Come on now, Ms. Babcock, you don't need some drug to keep you happy and content! See you've got lots of things, like, umm….

Broadwaybadass: like what

iSweep: your own penthouse?

Broadwaybadass: and i live alone in it

iSweep: You've got a dog with you?

Broadwaybadass: who despises me

iSweep: A decent high paying job

Broadwaybadass: ok normally that one would make me smile

Broadwaybadass: but not this time

Broadwaybadass: i dont really have anything thats important niles

iSweep: Yes you do

iSweep: You just haven't acknowledged it yet.

Broadwaybadass: like what.

iSweep: Like me! :]

Broadwaybadass:

iSweep: This is the part where you smile with me :]

Broadwaybadass: cute

Broadwaybadass: but nice try

Broadwaybadass: it could've worked

iSweep: =\

iSweep: Just you watch!

Broadwaybadass: .. ?

iSweep: I'll make you smile by the end of the week

Broadwaybadass: good luck

iSweep: I won't need it ;]

Broadwaybadass: okay. goodnight.

iSweep: Have a glorious night

Broadwaybadass: irony

Broadwaybadass has signed off


Wow, she's so…. unhappy. Who knew she was this bad? My poor babs must be really hurting… how the hell am I going to get her out of her misery—no, no, murder is not an option. Ha. Haha. She would've loved that one. Haha.

Anyways, what am I to do? Hmm…


The same night

Rei-Yuugasa received (1) new PMs

From: iSweep

Hello, Ms. Rei-Yuugasa

Me and my friend have been reading your works for a while and I would like to request a fanfiction dedicated to her. She's been feeling down and needs a good laugh and needs to see how much she means to me and everybody else. Could you please probably write such a story?

Reply: to iSweep

From: Rei-Yuugasa

Hey, Mr. iSweep ;)

Sure, I'd love to! Why is she upset, if I may know? It'll help me come up with a plot – unless you have one in mind.

Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa

From: iSweep

Thank you!!

She believes she has no important things in her life and that she isn't worth much. Preposterous, isn't it?

Also I think you'll have no trouble coming up with a proper plot

(Cause ever so many people seem to know and obsess over our lives…)

Reply: to iSweep

From: Rei-Yuugasa

Aww :[ Don't worry, I'll make sure to pack in personalized love into the story. No one deserves to feel that way.

Do you want it personalized, like saying directly that it's for her and it's from you?

I'll need your names (nicknames or whatever) if that's fine. :]

Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa

From: iSweep

Again, I thank you many.

My name is Niles and her's is CC (it's short for something but I don't know what).

Reply: to iSweep

From: Rei-Yuugasa

Seriously? o___o that's a huge coincidence.

Alright… expect it in a matter of few days, "Niles" ;D

Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa

From: iSweep

Hm? Do you not believe me?

(I honestly can't blame her -.-)

---Rei-Yuugasa has closed the tab.


Somewhere in LA…

Reiyourface has signed on

Reiyourface: DUDE Alba are you there??

Chocolatehigh: HEY!

Reiyourface: the weirdest thing happened

Chocolatehigh: u were on the bus and then the bus came to hard stop and a grapefruit dropped out of your bag to the front of the bus and out and this guy went so far as to get it for you but he couldn't reach it and you were laughing the whole time?

Reiyourface: ROFLMAO.

Reiyourface: No. XD

Chocolatehigh: XDDDDD sorry that was really random. so what happened??

Reiyourface: okay so this weird guy is requesting a fic from me

Chocolatehigh: LOL what is he asking for an M-rated?

Reiyourface: no but he claims to be Niles and wants to dedicate the fic to CC XDD

Chocolatehigh: ROFLMAO THE HELL.

Reiyourface: XD I know right! I was like "um. okay, 'Niles'"

Chocolatehigh: r u sure it's not actually Daniel Davis?

Reiyourface: HAH yeah right, as if the real guy would actually be reading all this crap that we do!

Chocolatehigh: ROFL i think they'd be like WTF IS THIS if they ever read it

Reiyourface: especially LLL's graphic ones

Chocolatehigh: XDDD

Irony.


…. A few days later.

iSweep received (1) new PMs

From: Rei-Yuugasa

Your story's ready :)

It's up and ready to read on my profile.

Hope you like it!


iSweep: Babs?

Broadwaybadass: what

iSweep: Still feeling crappy?

Broadwaybadass: what do you think

iSweep: Yes?

Broadwaybadass: mhm

iSweep: Splendid.

Broadwaybadass: me feeling crappy is good news to you?

iSweep: No!

iSweep: It's cause if you're happy then all my hard work will have come to waste ;)

iSweep: Well, Rei's hard work will have come to waste.

Broadwaybadass: Rei as in that creepy fanfic author?

iSweep: Oui ;) go check your author alerts

Broadwaybadass: ok…


Broadwaybadass:

iSweep: ….?

Broadwaybadass: niles

iSweep: babcock?

Broadwaybadass: god niles

Broadywabadass: i love you :)

iSweep: Bwaha! Success ;D

Broadwaybadass: thanks. :)

iSweep: So do you get it now?

Broadwaybadass: yes i get it now.

iSweep: As crude, witchlike, horrid, and degrading of the human race as you are

Broadwaybadass: ………….

iSweep: You're still worth much more than you think.

Broadwaybadass: i can't stay depressed with you around can i

iSweep: never. ;)

Broadwaybadass: and guess what

iSweep: Hm?

Broadwaybadass: i just took my prozac this morning

iSweep: AW WTF.


Okay, yeah, I didn't really know what that was. xDDDD

ANYWAYS BEFORE I FORGET:

Here's a little challenge called the –drum roll–

Antidepressant Challenge

Since I didn't actually write the story that Niles requested cause I really don't have that kind of time nowadays (vacations coming WEE!), I want you fellow fanfic-ers to write it.

Write a story that gives a message that even the most imperfect and lowly of people are still worth something in others' hearts; story that cheers up any emotionally distressed person! You have to imagine that Niles personally asked you (and not me :D) to write this one story that he would use to get his Bab's smiling again. Dedicate it to a special person if you want to.

You can PM me your story if I don't already have you on author alert or something.

Up for it? Yes? No? Yaay. ;D Good day!