Bwhahaha! Yet another chapter of this thing. Just randomly thought of it and thought it would be cute. A little surprise at the bottom ;0
iSweep: psst
iSweep: pssssssst
iSweep: Ms. Babcockk
Broadwaybadass: what
iSweep: Hey
Broadywaybadass: hi
iSweep: Are you alright?
Broadwaybadass: no
iSweep: Why?
Broadwaybadass: my prescription of prozac has been delayed
Broadwaybadass: and my therapist is on a family trip
iSweep: Is that why you didn't return any of my zingers and proceeded to eat Ms. Fine's stash of Ben and Jerry's?
iSweep: She demands you pay her back, by the way.
Broadwaybadass: ….
iSweep: You're starting to scare me now, babs
Broadwaybadass: ok
Broadwaybadass: i scare everyone anyhow so that doesn't really make a difference now does it
iSweep: Wow, now I feel really depressed.
Broadwaybadass: normally id say "hahaaa suckuhh" but right now imma go with saying sorry. its a tendency.
iSweep: Come on now, Ms. Babcock, you don't need some drug to keep you happy and content! See you've got lots of things, like, umm….
Broadwaybadass: like what
iSweep: your own penthouse?
Broadwaybadass: and i live alone in it
iSweep: You've got a dog with you?
Broadwaybadass: who despises me
iSweep: A decent high paying job
Broadwaybadass: ok normally that one would make me smile
Broadwaybadass: but not this time
Broadwaybadass: i dont really have anything thats important niles
iSweep: Yes you do
iSweep: You just haven't acknowledged it yet.
Broadwaybadass: like what.
iSweep: Like me! :]
Broadwaybadass: …
iSweep: This is the part where you smile with me :]
Broadwaybadass: cute
Broadwaybadass: but nice try
Broadwaybadass: it could've worked
iSweep: =\
iSweep: Just you watch!
Broadwaybadass: .. ?
iSweep: I'll make you smile by the end of the week
Broadwaybadass: good luck
iSweep: I won't need it ;]
Broadwaybadass: okay. goodnight.
iSweep: Have a glorious night
Broadwaybadass: irony
Broadwaybadass has signed off
Wow, she's so…. unhappy. Who knew she was this bad? My poor babs must be really hurting… how the hell am I going to get her out of her misery—no, no, murder is not an option. Ha. Haha. She would've loved that one. Haha.
… Anyways, what am I to do? Hmm…
The same night
Rei-Yuugasa received (1) new PMs
From: iSweep
Hello, Ms. Rei-Yuugasa
Me and my friend have been reading your works for a while and I would like to request a fanfiction dedicated to her. She's been feeling down and needs a good laugh and needs to see how much she means to me and everybody else. Could you please probably write such a story?
Reply: to iSweep
From: Rei-Yuugasa
Hey, Mr. iSweep ;)
Sure, I'd love to! Why is she upset, if I may know? It'll help me come up with a plot – unless you have one in mind.
Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa
From: iSweep
Thank you!!
She believes she has no important things in her life and that she isn't worth much. Preposterous, isn't it?
Also I think you'll have no trouble coming up with a proper plot
(Cause ever so many people seem to know and obsess over our lives…)
Reply: to iSweep
From: Rei-Yuugasa
Aww :[ Don't worry, I'll make sure to pack in personalized love into the story. No one deserves to feel that way.
Do you want it personalized, like saying directly that it's for her and it's from you?
I'll need your names (nicknames or whatever) if that's fine. :]
Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa
From: iSweep
Again, I thank you many.
My name is Niles and her's is CC (it's short for something but I don't know what).
Reply: to iSweep
From: Rei-Yuugasa
Seriously? o___o that's a huge coincidence.
Alright… expect it in a matter of few days, "Niles" ;D
Reply: to Rei-Yuugasa
From: iSweep
Hm? Do you not believe me?
(I honestly can't blame her -.-)
---Rei-Yuugasa has closed the tab.
Somewhere in LA…
Reiyourface has signed on
Reiyourface: DUDE Alba are you there??
Chocolatehigh: HEY!
Reiyourface: the weirdest thing happened
Chocolatehigh: u were on the bus and then the bus came to hard stop and a grapefruit dropped out of your bag to the front of the bus and out and this guy went so far as to get it for you but he couldn't reach it and you were laughing the whole time?
Reiyourface: ROFLMAO.
Reiyourface: No. XD
Chocolatehigh: XDDDDD sorry that was really random. so what happened??
Reiyourface: okay so this weird guy is requesting a fic from me
Chocolatehigh: LOL what is he asking for an M-rated?
Reiyourface: no but he claims to be Niles and wants to dedicate the fic to CC XDD
Chocolatehigh: ROFLMAO THE HELL.
Reiyourface: XD I know right! I was like "um. okay, 'Niles'"
Chocolatehigh: r u sure it's not actually Daniel Davis?
Reiyourface: HAH yeah right, as if the real guy would actually be reading all this crap that we do!
Chocolatehigh: ROFL i think they'd be like WTF IS THIS if they ever read it
Reiyourface: especially LLL's graphic ones
Chocolatehigh: XDDD
Irony.
…. A few days later.
iSweep received (1) new PMs
From: Rei-Yuugasa
Your story's ready :)
It's up and ready to read on my profile.
Hope you like it!
iSweep: Babs?
Broadwaybadass: what
iSweep: Still feeling crappy?
Broadwaybadass: what do you think
iSweep: Yes?
Broadwaybadass: mhm
iSweep: Splendid.
Broadwaybadass: me feeling crappy is good news to you?
iSweep: No!
iSweep: It's cause if you're happy then all my hard work will have come to waste ;)
iSweep: Well, Rei's hard work will have come to waste.
Broadwaybadass: Rei as in that creepy fanfic author?
iSweep: Oui ;) go check your author alerts
Broadwaybadass: ok…
Broadwaybadass: …
iSweep: ….?
Broadwaybadass: niles
iSweep: babcock?
Broadwaybadass: god niles
Broadywabadass: i love you :)
iSweep: Bwaha! Success ;D
Broadwaybadass: thanks. :)
iSweep: So do you get it now?
Broadwaybadass: yes i get it now.
iSweep: As crude, witchlike, horrid, and degrading of the human race as you are
Broadwaybadass: ………….
iSweep: You're still worth much more than you think.
Broadwaybadass: i can't stay depressed with you around can i
iSweep: never. ;)
Broadwaybadass: and guess what
iSweep: Hm?
Broadwaybadass: i just took my prozac this morning
iSweep: AW WTF.
Okay, yeah, I didn't really know what that was. xDDDD
ANYWAYS BEFORE I FORGET:
Here's a little challenge called the –drum roll–
Antidepressant Challenge
Since I didn't actually write the story that Niles requested cause I really don't have that kind of time nowadays (vacations coming WEE!), I want you fellow fanfic-ers to write it.
Write a story that gives a message that even the most imperfect and lowly of people are still worth something in others' hearts; story that cheers up any emotionally distressed person! You have to imagine that Niles personally asked you (and not me :D) to write this one story that he would use to get his Bab's smiling again. Dedicate it to a special person if you want to.
You can PM me your story if I don't already have you on author alert or something.
Up for it? Yes? No? Yaay. ;D Good day!
