Jasper'sPOV
Everyone handed me my money I won. We took a bet of who would make it to the finish first. And, of course, Alice won. I can always count on her. She can act like an adult.... When she tries to. But Emmett always acts like a kid. He can never act mature enough.
After they handed over my money Edward and Bella left to check on Nessie. Rosalie went upstairs to Emmett and her room and Esme was in the kitchen making food for the pack thats about to show up soon.
Just then Jacob came busting through the door and heading right to the kitchen. Seth didn't hesitate and followed him, while the others looked into the room then hurried pass my death glare that was for Jacob, but he avoided it. Leah was the last to enter and she stared at me the whole way to the kitchen.
Emmett was just starting for the swinging rope when Jacob came and plopped down right next to me. "Hey, Dr. Fang, Jasper. Whats this?" I didn't and neither did Carlisle answer. "Is that Emmett and Alice?" He asked staring at me wide eyed and I just nodded, turning back to the TV. Emmett started charging Alice.
"You cheated!" He yelled at Alice.
She looked confused. "I cheated?" She asked bewailed then I think whatever he was talking about dawned on her. "I cheated!? Your the one that pulled me out! I had to climb back up! Its what you get!" You go Alice!
"You cheated! You poked me!" He said in her face. Wow he is totally clueless.
"You didn't have to look behind you, genius. I would have kept going." She stood on her tippy toes, but her eyes still only came to the bottom of Emmett's nose, so she looked up.
"You problay used your future seeing to see that I would look." He said and my mouth fell open. I felt a feint breeze behind me and I looked to see the whole family behind me.
"He didn't." Seth said around a mouthful of food and some fell out of his mouth. Any other day we would be laughing.
Alice's face went flat then she started laughing. "Ptssh... Future seeing. You have the imagination of a 6 year old."
"What are you talking about Alice? You can see the future and Edward reads minds and Jasper he.... manipulates emotions." He said like he was stating the obvious. "And you call me dumb."
"Oh my god! How much of a dumb ass can he be!" I yelled throwing my hands up.
"SHH!!" Everyone said.
I could see Alice's lips quiver meaning she was saying something at vampire speed. "Your so funny Emmett." She turned and looked at the camera.
Emmett started laughing. "Ha ha ha! Yeah your right Al. I do have an imagination of a 6 year old." He punched her arm really hard and she stumbled backwards slightly.
"Duh!" She turned back to the camera man. "You may proceed." I sighed in relife when the camera went back to the show. Then I started laughing.
"Ha ha ha. That was so funny. Al... proceed." I sighed to get under control because no one found it funny. "Wow." I got up off the couch and ran out the door and I could hear everyone laughing from in the house. I went and sat under the tree to feel my own emotions.
Sorry its so short. This is for the person that told me I should go to the family and have their reaction. So whoever you are say so in a review and I will change this to the actual name. Anyway, how was it? Was it funny. Please review and do my poll that is for Cullen's sign up for sports.
