Me: Wheeee! Chappie 2!

Hidan: Took you long enough…

Kakuzu: Why were you eager?

Hidan: *blushes* W-was not.

Me: Well…I own nothing but Kai! Believe it!

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"Humph." I sat down on the couch in the main room. "Why am I here anyways…?" I mumbled to myself. Something was poking my arm. Then it tugged on my sleeve. "What the hell do you want?!"

Tobi jumped back as I yelled. "S-sorry, lady…. But Tobi came to ask you a question." He sat down next to me. "What's your name…?"

"Oh…" I blinked. Hadn't I told them already? "My name is Kai."

"Like water?" Tobi said, surprised. "That's such a pretty name!" He hugged me and I squirmed as I heard footsteps coming down the hall. "What's-- oh no, Deidara-senpai, what happened?!" Tobi leapt off of me and went to Deidara.

"I was searching for my clay, un. And I was searching in Hidan's room, and, he beat the living shit outta me. No biggie, un." Deidara came in, black and blue.

"Clay?" I tilted my head. "Like this…?" I pulled some tannish clay out of my pocket.

"HEY!" He went after me. "THAT'S MY CLAY, UN!!" He chased me around the room.

"Senpai!! Don't hurt Kai-chan!!"

"YOU LITTLE-- wait, Kai-chan? Like water?"

"Yes," I huffed. "That's my name."

More footsteps were coming from the hall. I tossed Deidara's clay to Tobi who caught it. Tobi panicked as he came after him. Itachi and Kisame came shuffling into the room.

"What's with all the commotion…?" Kisame mumbled as he watched Deidara chase Tobi around the room.

"I see he found his clay…" Itachi hit Tobi on the head to make him stop running. "You liar."

"T-Tobi isn't a liar!! Tobi is a good boy!!" He rubbed his head. "Kai-chan had Senpai's clay!"

"So she has a name." Kakuzu waltzed in, counting his greenbacks. "Wondering if you were going to tell us at all."

"Hmph." I crossed my legs when I sat back down. "I don't need to tell you anything."

"Well you told Tobi, un."

I stuttered. "S-so?! He was nice, unlike you lot!" Tobi trotted over and I rubbed his head where Itachi had hit him. "You're all so mean to Tobi."

"DEIDARA, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, BASTARD!" Hidan stormed in with a giant three-bladed scythe with a whip trailing at the bottom. I covered my ears at the loud noise.

"Hidan, give it a rest." Kakuzu muttered. "Kai was telling us off about being mean to Tobi."

"Kai? The thing has a name?" Hidan stopped rampaging.

My anger was lighted like gasoline to a flame. "Yes, I have a name, and I happen to like it very much!" I slapped him across the face. "Maybe if you took sometime to know me instead of picking on Tobi and being an ungrateful bastard, maybe Jashin-sama and I wouldn't have to bear your disgracing name!!!"

Breaths were sucked in at my actions and words. I was gonna get it. Or so they thought.

"Amazing…" Hidan breathed. He grabbed the hand that slapped him. "Do it again."

"Huh…?" I looked at the white haired man before me. "What do you want me to do…?"

"You heard me, bitch." He frowned. "Slap me again."

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Me: Whoa. Didn't see that coming.

Hidan: What am I, some submissive sex slave?

Me: No. *grins and waves* chappie 3 is coming soon! Bai!!