After my little mistake on telling all of America our secret life, piratically, Alice ignored me, but its not so bad. First, I don't have to listen to Alice blab about clothes, or the future fashions, or things I would think are useless I'm surprised Jasper can always listen to it. You gotta give him credit for that, but then he loses that credit for being a big baby about human blood. But the down fall, people will think I'm crazy, talking to myself. Oh! But if I talk at vampire speed they won know what I'm saying.... Alice will be able to hear me no matter what. What if...
"What if you just keep your mouth shut and don't say anything at all." Alice said speaking the first time sense my little mistake. Were still waiting for one more person to finish so we can move on to the Wipout Zone.
"Well you wont talk to me." I pouted trying to loosen her up a little.
Her frown stayed in place. "I wont talk to you because of you little stunt. You have such a huge mouth! Your an idiot! People are going to do research about what you just said! Ask questions! Even stalk us! That's not good for us! That's why we live far back from the Forks population. So people don't see us. Researchers are going to be around our house 24/7. How are we going to get out and hunt when there are people swarming our house, like lost bees?" She said all at once in vampire speed.
Well I never really thought of that.... Cant we just take anyone out who comes near our house? That would be quite a few murders, so I guess that wouldn't work. "I doubt that will happen." I feebly said and she just rolled her eyes, turning back to look at the people. The last of qualifying siblings made it across and we all headed in.
To a human it would be getting cold right now, but to us its like summer out. And these vest we have to wear dont help, it slows us down. And there so annoying. How can humans deal with them, anyway?
Alice went, once again, to the changing room, to change her outfit. Now don't get me wrong. I know the girl likes her clothes clean, but if your just going to keep getting them dirty why would you keep changing? Okay, this is Alice where thinking about. Shes the same girl that only allows you to wear an outfit once then it goes to salvation army. She also wears nice clothing. Not some junky shorts and a holy t-shirt. Shes wearing a plain light green shirt from Gucci and a pair of blue short shorts from victory secrets. I don't know if there even, actual, shorts.
Alice came out mad. "Damn! These don't match! And I don't have an extra pair or clothes!"
Wow! Alice. The Alice Cullen that's always shopping and never misses a fashion trend doesn't have anymore clothes? I must be dreaming. I thought I would never see the day. "You. Have. Got. To. Be. Joking. Me." I said and Alice angrily shook her head. I started laughing.
"Its not funny! I'm going to take your clothes if you keep laughing. And if I do your going to be going home in those." I didn't quit my laughing. I don't care if I have to go home wet, unlike Alice. "Fine! If your going to be like that. I'm going to gag Jacob, till he pukes. And I'm going to make sure its all over your jeep." She smirk when my laughing abruptly stopped.
"You wouldn't dare." I whispered menacingly.
"Oh, I would so dare." She said at the same tone of voice.
I silently growled and walked away to a window. I looked out to see that the course we just did was still there. When are they going to change it? We going out in 10 minutes and they didn't even start fixing. What are they? Vampires? I walked away from the window to a free bench, away from the crabby Alice. I sat there, not moving, for all 10 minutes. Only, once, I let the outside world into my eyes did I notice that all human eyes were on me. Maybe I was a little to still. I thought getting up.
"Okay, everyone. You all made it to the finals, so congrats. Were going to go out these doors to the last obstacle. Since it will be late we have another rooms that has beds, but you may go if you want. Though, we prefer if you don't because we don't want any accidents, now do we?" A girl said in a nasally voice that reminded me so much of Lauren Malory.
I stood behind a pair of siblings that were chubby. I looked for Alice but couldn't find her. "Alice?" I called, actually, afraid I lost her. I get annoyed with her content shopping, but I would miss the little pixie. I couldn't imagine my life without her. Actually I can. I could just picture when Edward left Bella, but I don't want to think like that. "Alice?" I called again when I didn't get an answer. Everyone started out of the room and I stayed behind to look for Alice. When the last of the people left I saw Alice behind them. "God, Alice, don't scare me like that. I thought I lost you." I said walking over to her. I noticed her eyes were glazed over so she was having a vision. "What is it?"
She shuddered. "I'll give you a hint. It has to do with the only couple in the house besides Carlisle and Esme." I stared at her not processing it. "Am I going to have to go into detail because I really don't want too" I shook my head. "All I'm saying is that Bella and Edward are going to have a little fun at the cottage while the others watch Nessie. We get to build Edward and Bella a new cottage, too." She said and walked away.
"Edward and Bella are going to knock down there first house. Im so proud." I said running after Alice.
Okay, I wont be able to get chapters out much. One a week at the most. But I will try my best. This chapter is a filler for the next. Please really review for me. The more reviews I get the faster the chapters will come. So please. Try for 10 and higher. Also I couldnt think of a title for this chapter so if you think of something please tell me.
