Me: Chappie 3 is up! Excited much, Hidan?

Hidan: N-no! What makes you think that?

Me: Then why are you re-reading my other two chapters…? *stares*

Hidan: *hides laptop* Am not!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but Kai!

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I couldn't believe what I just heard. Clearly everyone else didn't either. I looked around at their shocked faces (except for Tobi). I wasn't able to answer. How could he want me to--?

"Kai!" Hidan gripped my hand. "Slap me right now!"

"N-no!" I pulled my hand away from his, only to be sent flying backwards from my own strength. My entire body was thrown against the wall, and I heard my head crack. I blinked at the sudden pain, and felt my own blood drizzle into my eyes. Tears were starting to form at the peaks of my lids. 'No,' I thought. 'Don't cry. Enjoy it.' "D-damn…" my ears picked up the sound of feet shuffling.

"I wonder what her blood tastes like….?" Zestu's black side chimed. "What? What'd I say?"

"Moron," His white side piped in. "She's not for eating."

As my vision went black again, I felt myself being picked up before I passed out.

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'Aw, crap.' I thought as I watched Kakuzu stitch Kai back up again. 'Why did she look like she was in pain? She's like me, right? A pain loving, immortal Jashinist, right?'

"Hidan." Pein voiced ringed. "Come with me."

"Aw, FUCK!" I yelled to myself as I followed Pein to the now empty living room, which, despite its name, was feeling very dead right about now.

"What happened in here while I was not present?" Pein turned to look at me. "Do not even think about lying to me, you Jashin son of a bitch."

Now, if anyone besides Pein, Konan and Kai said that to me, they would have been dead fucking meat. "Well… where to begin?"

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'Ah… my head hurts.' I tried to move my body, but it wouldn't respond to my brain's commands. 'What's going on? Why can't I move? What--huh?' Someone was petting my head. I tried to open my eyes, but they just wouldn't budge. The person continued to rub my head. My sense of hearing seemed to be the only thing working at the moment. I swore I could hear someone humming a lullaby to me. Again, I tried to open my eyes to see who was humming. My eyes opened and widened to see Kakuzu rubbing my head and playing with my hair with those tentacle-like things. And… He was humming me a lullaby. His voice was so soft and gentle… he sounded so unkind before… I tilted my head into his hand and tentacles, and he stopped humming.

He coughed. "I-I see your awake. How are you feeling?"

I didn't respond. Couldn't.

"Can you speak?" He rubbed my head some more.

I slowly tried to move my head in a no-you-dumbass-type movement.

"I…see. Then you should rest." He stared to hum again just as the door opened. Pein and everyone else decided to pay me a visit, I guess…And without warning, too.

"What. In. the. Name. of. Jashin?!" Hidan screamed, and I moaned and tried to move my arms. Kakuzu seemed to understand and used his tentacle things to cover my ears. "KAKUZU, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!"

"Shut up," he replied. "You're hurting her ears."

"The hell I am! What were you doing to her?!"

My high-pitched scream echoed through the room and silenced their argument. My head tilted back as I held on to Kakuzu's cloak, getting his attention.

"What's wrong? Kai? Speak, try."

"Hidan…." I arched my back. "Out…."

"Hidan out?" Kakuzu turned to Hidan. "You heard her. Out. All of you."

"No…" He turned back to me. "The others… out."

"Ah. Okay." Kakuzu twisted on his spot. "Everyone but Hidan she wants out."

Shuffling footsteps were all I heard when Kakuzu removed his tentacles. I sighed in relief as the sound decreased. "Hidan…" I turned my head. "You little fucker."

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Me: Nice that I update quick, ne?

Hidan: All I want to know is why Kakuzu was touching her like that.

Me: Whie? *stares*

Hidan: No reason!!

Me: well…until I update… see ya!